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Congrats guddy lover. Have a guddy time there without a lover thou. Remember your roots & what you r therefore. Happy for you.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=749649.msg9059830#msg9059830 date=1314928141]So what happens if i work her insides with my tongue?[/quote]Well that you have to do and find out. Just hope you don't invite all the queen of the coast from the water to battle for the possession of your tongue cos I am sure its new to them. They would need a stand by tongue for their off springs. Immortals get greedy too

^U have one or have one who has?

sexkillz:
^^^

what? haven't u seen when people are torturing a possessed babe or a witch or mammy water. Well my grandmom's maid then confessed dt when they r beating here, its fun over there for her. Her spiritual name was IdukIdian (rope of some insect like that). She said she would turn to an insect and leave the room before she converted to a bird and take off. Mehn I never put my leg on the floor of that crib till she left, I was always seated on peoples lap even if you are on a wheel chair. I was so scared. Even at that old age, I kept stretching my hands to be carried in the house even by strangers cos I was spooked. Visitors must have thot I had a condition.

My grandma used to have tons of those mammy water maids. Some said they used to eat clothes, omo I used to serve them oh.

I liked my cuzins own, she said she was a princess there or she won contest or so, mehn we were never broke, she came to live with us from Calabar. Mehn guys would just stop their car and come to toast her, I was in-law so you better pay gate fee at my toll gate. We rented movie for free, got drugs at the pharmacy for free, I ate for free, I got clothes for free. When I was looking for admission in Unilag, I took her. I took her for any exams I wrote. We are age mates, but she older with 2 days. I miss her

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=239117.msg9059852#msg9059852 date=1314928903]Cuddle, how far?[/quote]I dey O. U remember me today

Good Girl:
Yeah. These are the same qualities you will wish for your future sons-in-law. You don't want a situation where your daughters come telling you, ". . . .Oh hey Papa, this is my fiance; he's a smoker, a drinker, a womanizer, a liar and a cheater. . . . . ". Perhaps you'll have no problem with it because you'll have taught them to be "realistic".

I personally don't think wishing for a non-womanizer/non-liar/non-cheater is unrealistic. No one wishes to acquire HIV/AIDS, Gonorrhea or Syphilis (which by the way can cause blindness), thus the reason most women dread the several STD factories that keep sleeping around with anything in a skirt (even the Scottish men may not be safe).

Nobody is perfect, but tolerating extreme character flaws from your partner should not be encouraged either.

Well considering you are a good girl, good luck with that. 90% of Nigerian women don't know who they are married to or what their husbands do behind their backs. We live a life of deception. That is why before you go into marriage, you look for the bad sides of your man and if you can't tolerate those bad sides you step. That is the same thing I wrote in my comment but you obviously decided to pick the non-womanizer bla bla and realist part. This further shows you are a typical lady.

I am not advocating for a bad man with flaws. I am only saying you don't need perfection to experience good love & respect from a man. The fact that a man does not have flaws doesn't make him a perfect hubby, he only shows a mask that would be unveiled later when its too late for the woman to back out. I am a realist & intend to marry one. So If a man has flaws I can tolerate then I will rather put up with that than go into a deceitful marriage to unravel the mysteries of my hubby later then come publicly on a forum, insult men generally when I haven't left my home but just want to pollute the mindset of women. That is cruel and wicked.

hey wassssssssss up

Well I heard when you torture mammy waters in real life, you are playing with them in the spirit world. That's why people use pressing iron on them cos u are just turning them on. Use a ring boiler in arse, she would confess & tell you who initiated her. True story

@Pendo

Thank you. I have never met an Atheist before in my life probably because I am in Naija so I just wanted a clearer view on intimacy as other aspects of marriage has been discussed here.

^Oga wants what Oga at home has. U cant serve 2 masters at the same time. Aye ototo ni awon me je ji

^Hello Aunty Fickle, I didnt see my pix

@George D

Don't you have other threads to contribute on. You keep coming here to talk even when its not useful. Na so u like fat babe reach. Take it easy. Other topics dey na.

@Sagamite

U like to show yourself. Let this topic go haba. Put your mite to better use. eagle

The notification I get on this topic is crowding my email only to discover its 2 of u again. arrrrggggghhhh.

kpolli:
so cuddlemii went to **. . . . That complicates matters

So Kpolli found out-, that implicates issues.

So Dyt would soon know-, that adds up the puzzle.

So Sexkillz is lost-, now here comes trouble

So Dammytex now knows-, we are all not safe

So Mynd44 is here-, Babe is not far away then

So asas asked the question-, Sorry she is involved now

she back.

hello all

hi aunty dave

^dts what we r having here.

hello goldie

^yes and you?

^Happy bday in advance. Will record it down. U know I am the party planner on here.

25 and u?

21 was after uni grad O. So dnt get it twisted, lol

^No 2

obietrix:
@cuddlemii, On Monday the 5th sept is a public holiday in Canada, its very likely the embassy wont work on dat day.U should reconsider going Friday or Tuesday.
@dennyflex, dont have any idea wat dat means.

Thanx dear

REALITY101:
Cuddlemiz what I want you to be? Hmm let's see. . . I want you to be my baby momma or maybe my b00ty call. . How bout that. .

Goldie I'm too huge to be unnoticed you know. .

190 you still owe me some more info. . I'm hiring you full time. . So name your price

I don't take up such roles. But you could be my bestie 5.

How is it like to kiss an Atheist? What does it feel like. Is it the normal way. Do they touch too? Do they frown or slap in place of caressing? Do they like it rough or bruises while in it. I mean educate me about the romance side of Atheist. What did they teach about relationship & romantic gestures. Are you allowed to massage, use ice cream, candles & candle lite dinners. Kiss on the forehead. Can you be intense with your lover? Or its a sign of weakness. Can your wife make the first move or its disrespectful. Can you experiment other intimate positions with your spouse or just missionary. What message does your religion teach about sex? I might write on this. "The influence of religion on romance & intimacy"

Please if you are not going to be liberal enough to do justice to my question, go sort your temper else where. I am a learner here & I am not one way street, need to know everything.

Ask for anything and its all urs. I am in a good mood today. What do u want?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=714485

OMG see Nland's Outspoken, Fearless, Toughest, Straight to the Point Don Dadah. Always on point baby. Click on the link above to unravel the hunk that should have a below.

REALITY101:
O_O Cuddle is Yoruba? Lawd. . Running outta here ain't gonna look back

I am not yoruba. I am just a versatile diversified chick that cuts across all the genres of life. FYI I can be anything baby, you never know what coming

Let me rephrase what do u want me to be?

@goldie

miss u but im so happy

Never. Even in my crazy self, I still wanna make heaven so bad. So I don't let my sinful ways go beyond 30%. Dating an atheist is romancing an unbeliever with another god, that should get me to 90% on sin-meter cos we are exchanging spirit as we have fun.

So I like my solo life. My sins are with my utterances 30% and not intimacy (which would take me to 45% depending on the duration & velocity, you need an extra meter for that).

30% is fair to me. Atheist ke, I wont sleep well

Goldieluks:
Lol,hiya missy.






na who release 190@?

hiya Jlo

LesbianBoy:
Cuddle miii , Bro why are u week, hmmmm hope is not wat am finking!

I no be bro.

I no be sis

I be sisi eko. eleyin ju egbe

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=748357.msg9054300#msg9054300 date=1314877187]CUDDLE, your Ikebe wan put me for trouble[/quote]Money for hand, back for ground:mo ri sisi kan

Yes its very important for both a man and a woman to keep fit or hit the freeway.

Most babes do things for guys. Cant you just want to look healthy for yourself & amongst your peers. High cholesterol, high sugar content & fat gives room for many other health issues like hypertension, barrenness, heart attack, high BP, heart burn, low intimate performance, toxins in the body, Body ordour & Hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating), Arthritis, Congestion, Lack of Endurance & Energy, Laziness, Postural defect, Constipation, Food Poisoning (when you eat a lot, people know where to harm you), Low Fluid Count, Low Self Esteem and Above all aging even body creams or lotions have to battle your fats to get to penetrate an rejuvenate your skin. Invisible veins, you would give nurses trouble locating your veins so they would pierce the life out of you to give you drip or draw blood.

Its not only subject to women alone. Everybody should diet or the other party leaves. If the other party looks like an elephant and expects u to be like a fish then that party is a bloody hypocrite. U better have 6 packs to ask me to diet or I diet and guess what I will be doing the leaving after the diet. Good diet, Good Cardio Exercises like walking, running & swimming etc & watching your calorie intake is the key. A lot of fruits, vegetable, water would also help your metabolism & eliminate the storage of fats. Herbal teas, ginger tea etc are good for cleansing. Eko and vegetables is the best for pregnant women both during & after delivery.

Start keeping fit now for you and not him or her.