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denzel2009:
Oh my bad! I thought you guys met physically at kuramo beach iirc.

This denzel guy is a witch. Need to contact Nland to find out if you don't hack cos that is how you found out my real name. You now twisted it in a sentence. You know about the kilos I lost & said it here once. I also saw your comment on technology site on dumps as you caught someone u know asking for oracle dumps and you embarrassed him there. Dude u seem very intelligent cos u know too much details of pple on Nland.We are not safe. I understand your comment here. You know too much.

tellwisdom:
Cuddlemi, i Doubt if you take BEER

Beer ki ni. I don't and can't. U take abi no wonder ur wisdom is like dt of a drunkard.

coogar:
i am happy for them!
https://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/weird_dance.gif

Pple are even buying this story After marriage, people have the guts to claim they met at a store because they think no one can challenge them for the truth. Nigerians and their wayo lifestyle feel like slapping some on their skull. Superstore ko, super mart ni.

claremont:
@OP: Nice, positive, and a refreshing story for a change! At least those people who have been touting that you guys are an example of an ONline relationship success story can now eat their words; you have just proven that you met your spouse the same way every other sane human being meet, OFFline. Good luck!

Don't get too cocky. Is it everything that is written that you believe? Why did he put the story up now? Please are you that gullible? What if he put this up to calm things down cos of the embarrassment they have been getting from peoples comment. Since there is no proof I don't believe. Why do you need a post to justify or explain where u met your spouse. Nigerians need to go for IQ test every once in a while. Since they believe everything.  Hahaha so even the wise ones r so vulnerable.

^^^Try me & name your figures. It comes with wardrobe allowance oh. Will gucci u from head to toe.

bhusayor:
Oh no cuddle! U don't v d slightest idea *grins* , btw uve not replied me on aunty fickle's thread.

The smart ones only read post huh, Ok we shall see

coogar:
is this for real?
you guys actually got married?

Stale gist. Yes na, it was a romantic time on Nland oh. I loved it Guys went missing so babes don't expect them to pop the question . Its an inspiration, I hope chief  

smh

Are you fed up that people think you both met here. We still respect both of you since it led to marriage. Besides you don't owe anyone any explanation, you both are used as reference cos you are an inspiration. Did you need this post to clear the impression. Sorry I am blunt

Hello house

I see I have missed a lot today

Flashaldrin:
Lol, i love your imagination. Hope u get a matching hubby.
I'm good boo. Yea i'm not always around cos of hectic studies. Even got am mbbs xam next week. Lol. Took some time off to post. How you??

The usual bubbly me. Nothing new but waiting for the best soon. Glad to have u back and best of luck with ur studies.

lari03:
May I ask a realistic question and please forgive my asking, but think will you be giving the same answer in 25 to 30years from now?(married,with kids,jobs or business and other commitments)
well some people may disagree with me but you have 12daylight hours to do anything,anyhow.
your hormone melatonin levels increase at night for specific reasons,so if its not urgent why disturb anyone's sleep (it's not like you are in shanghai and you had a bad dream about the person in paris and you urgently want to discuss it) trust me friendship at times is overrated.
If you have seen Mel Gibson's 'What women want' thats a nice drama,but really if you know what people or bestfriends think of you(and nobody holy pass rat o!) and how nature works,consider what could be happening at their ends, then you may want to place that call at a saner time.
Ok,if a girl calls a guy at say 11 just to acknowledge she got his message(this guy is on her neck asking her out and the girl is in a serious relationship) what signal do you think his brain will be receiving? even if she says she's not interested
oro yii delicate gan o,ki e ro daa daa

I witnessed a married woman talking to a guy romantically & telling him her hubby's schedule. This was done during the day. Can you imagine the rubbish that married woman was saying in front of all of us at the reception. I almost did sign to her to tone it down but the gist was too sweet. That is as a result of living a false life with a false man under a false marriage. That one might take a deadly disease home & no one would suspect because she is a decent wife that does not receive calls.

Some wives live their phone in the drawer at work and claim to be phone less only to come to work the next day with the same dress worn the previous day looking sweaty & their hair standing. Deception plenty for naija sha, women sef don dey sharp pass men. Things are happening, but I dey always decode. Na by 11pm calls, leave matter. Vigil or prayer meeting no dey, office conference nko. Abegi

Na wa oh. It has gone from health to sex . Enjoy gini?

ifyalways:
Na ghosts dey call babes after 11pm ?

Is it decent for a full grown man to call a lady after 11pm,is that not a clear pointer of joblessness esp. when the call is for meaningless balderdash

tellwisdom:



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Don't get used to it

LesbianBoy:
Cuddlemii<<<<<<<<< golddiggger loves moiney to much

La2La2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>diggers generally never find gold. The fortunate ones do. So keep up with ur gift to women & never enrich urself.

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=750288.msg9068549#msg9068549 date=1315044218]or maybe the other way round [/quote]tha ed, thead, head, tea, ted, tead, tad, had, etc. so which one

LesbianBoy:
Cuddlemii<<<<<<<<< Bro, can i take you out for lunch

Sis sure, name the place time and attire to wear. You should scare guys away from me because of ur queer ways . If its buka please I am alergic to ice water pure water so pick the one that sells fruit wine.

Now I see why there are many broken relationships & marriages. Whats the big deal about receiving a call after 11pm from a guy or whoever. Ladies that stay up late on Nland & chat or argue with men, does that mean they are indecent? To me it is even better your babe is occupied during something visible & audible than fuc-king another man before 11pm secretly or involving herself in illicit acts that you are not aware of. The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know.

Nigerians have ill thinking, that is why they use their bizarre mindset to scare teenagers into drugs and all sort because of too many rules that you don't even know which one to abide by so you either revolt or rebel. Church would set unrealistic rules because it needs offering from people, School too would do theirs, Parents would make laws based on their own mistakes, Office too would have rules, then you would get home after a stressful rule abiding day only for your bf to instruct you on how to receive calls because he is decent. Hypocritical beings.  Its not even as if all these rules have changed the world positively as we still have high level of promiscuity, indecency & decadence. Deception & lies is the motto for Nigerians. We and our self righteousness.

So many things need our attention & help but we bother about rubbish a lot and carry people's headache on our heads. If some people had the opportunity of creating their spouse like pizza, I wonder the kind of toppings they would put together: "good, introvert, no calls after 6pm, no internet, no hair making just thread making, no confrontation, keep mute, etc". Everyone wants a robot, but we all forget that robots malfunction too and start destroying its owners, watch Sci-fi movies for confirmation.

The right word is this. A decent girl should do things wisely & with moderation. Too much of everything is not good simple. Any intelligent lady can relate with that & have sober reflection. Its just like saying decent guys should not hang out with the boys after 5pm, is the guy not a grown up? What makes a deceitful cleric better than him?

odiaero:
I don show

ok so where is the show?

queenafric:
Lol! Well, since dude got no balls to say hi, then right thing is wot ya did. Maybe someday, u might bump into him again. Just maybe.

sexkillz:
I'm still waiting for a thread that'll be titled "I TOASTED A GUY" (hope i wont be disappointed sha!) Ladies, seriously, y'all need a reality check on ya self o!***no offense*** This is 2011, next year is 2012! We are progressing, not regressing! How long you ladies would allow GOOD THINGS to pass you by all the time is left for una to decide o!

Goldieluks:
Oh these girls,next time go up to him and say 'hi' for goodness sakes,there's no harm in trying.
even if at the end,you guys didn't get to date,but you'll know in your heart that you tried.You don't let a
piece of chocolate pass ya like that,especially if your single girl.

Oh well I am a lover of good art but I never purchase. The height I can climb is to auction but the highest bidder still wins . Plus its not fun when u r predictable, mystery & curiosity get u the King shark and not fishes.

bhusayor:
LMAO @sexkillz's comment! N cuddle, your 1st statement was damn funny! I wonder how sexkillz composes his posts too though, n I can say Claremount n [b]Cooger [/b]are v good too.

Now I know the Nlder u admire, hmmm. Let me do abracadabra, he would appear soon

Flashaldrin:
Hello sweetypie, missed you!
Hahahah, quickie while cooking?? Not too romantic for the earth but definitely for naija!

Missed u too babes. U are always off and On. Hope u r good?

Wells I might wanna remove the quickie part but if my hubby approves then my hubby is the head na but def not for a bf sha. Not while cooking na, the couple will excuse the cooking & come back to attend to it. Some pple over feed or double feed. All is feast na

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=750852.msg9067981#msg9067981 date=1315037804]^^^
Hop on the next flight to Venus[/quote]No qualms as long as you would be my pilot, I will feel safe that way

dplordx:
all my life, its been orobo until i jam this lepa banker early this year. jesus h christ!!!! the se.x was heavenly. ive never felt young!!!!
calling off the entire engagement if my fiancée doesnt hurry up and lose that belly fat o! i want a girl i can do magic with in bed! whats wrong with having a wife you can rip apart in bed

The 1st realistic talk I have seen from a man here in ages. Rather than blame, bash & generalize just say what you want or experienced without dragging ur partners name in the mud. I respect you. I am sure with the right routine your babe would sit up so communicate it to her & encourage her by even participating if necessary. Just be patient, I bet u in 3 months she would be fine.

Hi Bestie

I think its kool for a guy to help out in the kitchen once in a while not compulsorily or forcefully or momentarily but just for fun. We can tease each other, smooch, slap each other around, gist & maybe a quickie(hope that doesn't get the food burnt ).

But there should be no rules in relationship & marriage or else you would get bored of the stereotype or require more attention outside. I also like guys that can cook, its very sexy to watch ur guy cook. I still have an unfulfilled fantasy of my guy cooking without his clothes on, maybe an apron but not yet sure how I want it acted out. I just want to explore life with my hubby even if we r broke, don't know why people think I am weird maybe I am too romantic for planet earth.

I am not good with grammar like sexkillz and claremont but I can be narrative. What you wrote is so meaningless and does not rhyme with the title. Just another bull crap analysis against the female gender.

I think ota pia pia is everywhere now, for those who women have scraped their heads & can't get over it. Other solutions are better than this mockery.

queenafric:
Hey Pweety, u got me cracking dis morning. Nuffin do u joo. Do ya thing! @cuddlemii, did u actually felt tempted 2 touch? Be sincere.

Nah I didn't Oh. I felt tempted to watch all day

tellwisdom:
Why did i even open this thread for christ sake * Walks out with annoyance*

I see u now have wisdom. No more gender discrimination. Very wise, tell that wisdom to other guys.

Yep it happens. I saw one at the bank yesterday too. We were both looking at each other but he didn't just have the balls to say Hi so I left the bank when I was done. But I felt his gaze on me through out. Clean, composed, tall & meek, the way he spoke to the customer care even after much delay and misconduct on their own part was impressive. I think he does not live in Nigeria because of his tone & comportment. There was one time he bent to pick up some forms or so, his boxers was showing with some back skin, wow. Admire but don't touch

@chuck thanx dear. Have u sent them an email? U need to keep in touch o with them

@toba
Hush and act for once. If u like her, go for it baby. Ur talking has taken most away.