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what's going on here
i am in a semi good mood

koolkamzzy:
Me Koolkamzzy as usual, .
how is your ufok nwed runs going ? (read it on the travel section hehehehe)

so afo me kod post me ke nland. ntaga mu fo esi kod post me. ana n fege mu fo ki itie mi o. well pray for me, it is well

^U had to use that line. U thief. I am a psychologist. For raining days huh

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=154131

I had to do him a favor. He kept commenting on a thread alone when everyone had left the thread weeks back. He just hates fat so now u know his preference in case u like what u see.

He would thank me later

@op

U fall my hand oh. U never go karaoke before.

You sef for sing for am "how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I ever survive"

So that nearby pple would rush both of you 4 a long journey to the aylum. Mad chicks na dem sabi dance well una go dey do hip hop life there.

Hi everyone. Whats up?

Wow nice. You know I am a sucker for love and romance so I get all mushy & jelly. December 2011 being ur wedding date brings back romantic memories. Would love to attend if I am there by God's grace. I won't want to miss it for anything in the world because I care about weddings so much. Let me start preparing to make my hair at Ogundana Street. Would I have the trip of my life? Or not?

Congrats paris

lefulefu:
do local girls even wash dat thir level well?

Shut up. Don't bring your mess here.

dammytex:
okay, lets have a look then.

And aba die?

Idiok ke. Lolz at your confirmation

Goldieluks:
Cuddle where did you get your gist from,you sounding so sure.
Me i don't know whom to believe any more,am clueless.

Babes the op has told us already that he met sky deep on here before he meet Silvia in real life. He is married to Silva so lets stick to Silva When u were nt around, how do u want to know every u missed pele.

xynerise:
^ mind u I didnt grow up in Lekki. I was once a kpako guy before my God remembered me. I finally built a house there. Thank God for his mercies.

What did u rub abeg. I need God to remember me too. Well we thank God for your transformation & may it remain permanent, no one want to go back to chewing sticks

koolkamzzy:
So Aunty Cuddy, afo nko ado ayen akop usem? Nki diongo ke mbo ke ndito akop usem awak ke isong Nairaland ami ntom o. I try small sha

Yes you tried O. I guess we r not that few. How is you though?

Hi all

^yes na, why else did i select u as my role model. duh who doesn't want to look up to a lekki occupant

[quote author=::Andrew:: link=topic=748509.msg9076582#msg9076582 date=1315148698]Nsi nan ya afo tan utoh iko odo, ifono ya awo ado akpara ntodom

afere afere ndito nairaland asogo do akpara, yeh ami [/quote] I feel so embarrassed, didn't know I had pple who could interprete oh. Kai I am in soup. E di okob bu sem? Aba di die? Sorry my writing of D language is rusty

Pennywise:
^^^And they give heads readily

Meaning ur manhood stinks or size 0 if it attracts stand by feeding bottle devourers.

Why are u men disrespectful to the female gender. Which one is local, ajebo bla bla chick. Is that a determinant of a classy babe. You have not seen face me I face you product that can match any beauty queen in the world. You being sexy, hot or well behaved is not about the funds in your parent account, its about you & how you intend to market yourself.

pinging all of u

rhymz:
now this is what sexy is all about. Fine face with a pair of smiling dimples and a perfect set of teeth to glow the face. Not to talk of a full curvy hips and pair of very sexy legs to make you wanna take a walk with her. . .

Bros, where r u expecting to get all these criteria, configuration, specification, statistics & list of preference from? Nland? Ofo ma ma uwan etieti, abasi oyo no fi uto unen o yom de. apara wa, me sme tutu. ke nland, yag e se.

tellwisdom:
Goldieluks and cuddlemi, Please tell me whats wrong with ajepkako chicks? they cld be better than you some ajebos!.or watcha tink? dear

which of the categories do u fit into so i can use u as a case study in answering ur ques. if u r a guy, skip the chick part.

dammytex:
What's your request? If its urgent, maybe you can get it across to me directly.

You are not online now. I need to show you a program so you tell me the value of it. And if its a waste of money and which of the cert is useful for what I want to do.

@op
Nice one . Its always one or two guys or I just lost my virginity. U r so right. Most babes say this to every guy and even if u r going to be nos 15. A sincere babe would just say I have blood flowing, definitely sexually active but careful. So Please let's change topics I believe we are adults bla bla or what is your business. Simples!

^Ok I have the old shillings, pounds & pence. I have olden days Psychedelic shoes, chubby checkers shoes, Mc hammer trousers of the early 90s. Oldies bell bottom. Shalamar autographed original record from when when they came to naija. Do you know how much that fetch you in those antic stores abroad? So u r hired or already fired before u first day.

So this topic is still an ongoing discussion.

Op, don't allow your wife pick calls at 11pm even when there is good news that you have been appointed as one of the house of reps & the president want to congratulate & inform you in person but getting your number all day was impossible so the secretary used her discretion to dial your wife's number at 11pm. Tell the President to eat his appointment that it is 11pm & your wife is a decent woman.

dammytex:
if wifey;
of course I'd love to help anytime any-day if she promises not to be intimidated cos I cook good.
in fact, if I'm around, we'd be in kitchen together. (I like to hold/support from behind while she cooks)

If gf,
I think I can give her some space to do her thing. But if she romantically insists, I'll do a nice dish for her.

I have been looking for you. I need help with Computer Networking. I need us to discuss certifications and I need you to review a course for me and how it can be utilized. Its urgent.

prettyjulie:
A friend of mine was introduced to lesbianism in j.s.s 3 by her ''school mother'' back then in a girls only secondary school,now she is such an expert that she knows the right and perfect places to touch a woman.
All her life,i doubt if she has had a boyfriend,she detest guys so much that she always say''love for men is not in my dictionary''
Recently she came to tell me dat she is fed up of that lifestyle,she cant enjoy sex with a man,she sought my advice but i dont even know what to tell her,pls what do i tell her? A friend of mine was introduced to lesbianism in j.s.s 3 by her ''school mother'' back then in a girls only secondary school,now she is such an expert that she knows the right and perfect places to touch a woman.
All her life,i doubt if she has had a boyfriend,she detest guys so much that she always say''love for men is not in my dictionary''
Recently she came to tell me dat she is fed up of that lifestyle,she cant enjoy sex with a man,she sought my advice but i dont even know what to tell her,pls what do i tell her?

How do you know? Why did you repeat your paragraphs like you are nervous or anxious? Caution!!!

Goldieluks:

My eyes my eyes

Madam, please I need to talk to you on ym

Love is from the brain because it controls all our actions.

You know the brain is the most important part of the body that controls the body. While the heart is one that pumps blood to all organs of the body including the brain. So heart serves, Brain controls but without the two, no life or life fails.  Your body acts up what your brain has conceived & programs it to do.

People only use the statement love with your brain and not your heart or love is from the heart bla bla because they feel that should get someone acting lovey dovey(heart) or tough(brain) in a relationship or marriage. But that is not necessary a proven fact because these are organs and since hierarchically the brain is on top so we should attribute love to it and not the heart until God or Scientist say other wise.

^No we are friends na

xynerise:
@coogar. I met skydeep first on Nairaland but met Silvia(her real name) in d real world. She usually bash me here before we met and the world being too small we ended up seeing each other. Its hard for anyone to believe. No be their fault sha.

Thou shall not lie. As always the truth shall set you free. Always be real. I actually loved your union from day one. I even wrote a poem for you both like twice but I just didn't like this thread cos it would only promote deception. You are an example so always remember that. I am at peace that my role model did the right thing

Who cares where u met but what you both meant

I am in a dilemma

pendo89:
I dont believe anything anybody says here anymore.
Everything is shrouded in mystery.
whatever.

Welcome to Nland sweetie It is all part of the fun. I am real though

Dyt:
Yh
i af dug it out