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Yield:
Never happened to me, but I believe it is.

Babes where have u been. Its been a while.

If It were me(I reject it in Jesus name), I will get luggages, suitcases, boxes & form movement into the blackmailers house & get a fake pregnancy test  and tell him he is the father & I can't remove it.

Since he wants me out of my hubby's house, I am here with him so he should teach me his trade of blackmailing people. That he can go ahead and expose us as what we did is visible now(belle) & I have nothing to loose. I might even pay some old men to pose as elders to inform him of the rites to perform to appease our river goddess & shrimps for impregnating a married woman.

I will sit on his chair and pee on it & tell him its part of the symptoms. When we are asleep, I start spitting all over the house & get the whole house stinking. I will get eggs and put between my thighs that these are my children taiwo, kehinde, alaba. If he threatens to kick me out, I will tell him that I will inform his neighborhood & family that he is denying his child.  By the time I give him a swell time, he would ask me to leave that he is traveling and I should sort things out with my hubby. He might even relocate.

You use madness to deal with a mad man.

^ewww so lost ur chance. I dnt do laundry rats.

^since i am d guy, you have to start by washing my undies

priest2u:
My gf is behaving funny , she said she has woman sickness ( i guess thats mentruation) . Could that be the reason why
she's acting irrational?

Yes it does affect the attitude sometimes. It can be irritating to some, painful to some, gets the eyes swollen for some & interrupting thing for some. So it makes babes snap or act strangely. The last one I just concluded got me very aroused for some reason which was strange. I guess its hormonal so it triggers different reactions. Its also temporal so bear with your barbie.

I am a guy that got guys drooling, thats a challenge for babes. Even toba want the man that I am

^Your mouth is too much. You want to date everyone. Ok I agree, what is it gonna be?

hi people

Na wa oh

Men like to eat their cake & have it.

You don't post pix or anything to prove u r a guy

But I have to, Rubbish

please leave thief of hearts alone. I get irritated too when men are exempted from keeping fit & living healthy. So women don't deserve good things too? What has money got to do with that?

Hiss. guy ko man ni

How are we so sure you are not all girls too.

I have never seen any of your pix

dave2:
Toba, who told u cuddlemii is a girl

Am I a teenage mom?

^@ toba

hiss

@dave, I mean ur work reports. U said it one time u were working on them

^ toba good news

^ok. no reports for u to review today?

ThiefOfHearts:
Must a woman be the reason for you to take care of yourself?

Do men enjoy seeing a blob in the mirror?

No but most men don't entertain criticism about fitness when it has to do with them. I hear this statement all the time only in different versions so I decided we should address it here.

@dave
I am in a good mood this weekend and you

hello damm donguilty, hope you are good?

hello dave

^Some pple just like first place. The 2 contestants are too peculiar for grading

hi hi pple

LesbianBoy:
Nope he is mine

Monica, I ain't no Brandy, tell Mase himself then!

Scooby1:
@cuddlemii, Aloyemeka is a woman! 

How was I meant to know when she has masculine names

marvelck:
There are some ladies that before they eventually get married, they would have slept with several guys. to the extent that they may not even know the actual number of men they've slept with, remember all of them or even know the names of some of the men they've slept with. having met, wined, dined and done enough "roforofo" with enough guys while seeking for either love, comfort or fun.

Mr Abacus,

Did their hubbies ask you to tally for them? Can't we have a positive topic here for once. Are we saying everything made from Nigeria are negative. Instead of us to discuss love & romance, na so so bad & evil we go dey talk about.

"olofofo" gbolo midi eleru.

^Uncle I thot u loved Babe & practically lived/revolve around her for months on here. Well its not like you fall in love just like that. It would just lead to it eventually after many factors would have been verified & put into comsideration

dammytex:
Exactly, too much details on here and that's why I told you to do me an email on the other thread when you asked if i use ALU or E// phones, but you declined. You thought I wanted to toast you. Very funny; I've told you before; you no reach. 

Networking goes beyond laying, trunking, crimping and topology. It also extends to security, routing and switching and even voicing (VoIP) especially when you are looking at highly competitive professionalism in Networking. Please take note.

And telecoms is completely different form core IT. We configure only communication nodes for mobile operators (GSM and CDMA) worldwide. Trust me its more interesting and more dynamic than core IT. I have experience in both.

(dont worry I'd edit this post later).


btw, you don't even miss Aremu. Soo daa bee?

Yep I know that & certifications for it too apart from CCNA, CCNP & Comptia A+, Comptiaa Network+, security+ there are others like Microsoft, emc etc.

Yours is like what company's like Huawei does. Oh, my friend dt works there gave me that gist. Something about radio something. can't remember.

Going to bed.

If my enemy was in her shoes, she won't disgrace herself further. What did she gain from exposing herself & her kids to paparazzi with the use of a local letter sent to the press.

The proper thing was for her to involve family members & the court so as to get her dues or whatever she wants from him. I can't even fight for a man who is willing to do a big societal white wedding with a celebrity in his country in a big church by a big time pastor. Some messages are very easy to read only that the defect in some ladies eyes would need more than surgery. I will just take care of myself, my kids & challenge God to do his will.

The 5000 women that want to storm the wedding . How many of them can swear that they are not 2nd wives, married to stolen hubbies, snatched hubbies from friends & don't have another wife under them. If I was the one I will hire firing squad for them. I hate it when hypocrites protest or deceive.

Mercy didn't know that he was married and even if she did, Its between the man and his ex. What kind of marriage did they have that would warrant a man treat his ex wife like that. The man is a cocaine top dog as I heard so the ex knew what she was getting herself into. When you don't cut your coat according to your size, shit like this happen.

But Mercy is sexy, has a good paying job with male fans and admirers. Why can't she move on & later try again with another man. The law of Karma!

dammytex:
^^^
If my maths is still good;

I'm suspecting claremont

Saying "Akoba adaba olorun ma jia ri" in hausa intonation (some beggar sturvs)