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kpolli:
I dont think thats harsh***

Na dis kind of thing u dey like. If I catch you, I go carry you go for deliverance. U never sober since dyt's bday ni?

coogar:
it's the most sensible thing to do.
babes like that should be taught a lesson.

Noted! But why would you use evil to pay back evil. what is wrong with leaving Judgement for God. Quite harsh of you coogar.

coogar:
save the email and print it for keeps. . . .
guzzle few glasses of liquor to ease the pains. . . . .don't alert her yet.
invite her to your crib. . . . .give her a parting shot in the bedroom and dump her afterwards.
if you forgive this woman, then you are a fooooool!

Is that the right thing to do?

@op

Ur friend is a big elephant. Does he think education & international experience is just about paper & pen. Whats wrong with diversity, are there no foreign babes there for him to have a peaceful relationship with? Must he date someone here in Nigeria except of course she is joining him soon. No Naija babe living around you both.

When he is back in naija for lack of tuition fees, is she going to sell the BB for him to start trading with.

BB torch Ko, Magum Pi ni.

M M M:
cuddlemii

can i cuddle u like never before

awwww. no more nyashing comments. A new MMM. For that, yes take the cuddle & attach to ur teddy for life

^Oh u are in another part of earth because its 7:11am here. I will tell Dyt dt she got u pondering. In this part of earth, work calls, got to go.

Roland17:
Heyyyyy ehhhhh, has it started again? i thought u said u were over it. BTW where have u been all this while?

Its addictive and a part of me now, so I have to write. I have been fine and you?

@op

Don't take out whatever is going on with you on Men.

Men are not useless.

I think the one with issues is you.

Why would you settle for less & come here to expose it.

All these your issues should have been ironed out before marriage & not on Nland. Na we send you message, marriage is not a do or die affair or a ticket to heaven. So its better to go for who will give you peace & happiness.

Women go for perfection & deception, they later go through hell & start nagging.

What is wrong with being realistic & going for a realist. But women want a non-smoker, non-drinker, non-womanizer, non-liar, non-cheater, non-everything when they are not perfect themselves. Only God is perfect and Only God is love.

Carry your own cross & don't pollute other women's mindset. That is wicked & selfish of you cos I am sure you won't leave your home & would rather burn in it so why put sand in other peoples garri.

If you had known all your hubby's shortcomings & bad habits before the marriage, you would have known if you could tolerate it or not so that you would have taken a walk. Anyways U didn't ask for advice so that is your business.

I always sound this warning: if it means staying in a 1 room apartment as long as you marry your friend that is open, gives you simplicity, joy, laughter, trust, peace, support,understanding & compromise, then so be it. Of what use is luxury accompanied with a bruised eye. Of what use is a sugar coated tongue that later becomes a sweet tooth.

Scash:
Cuddlemii,
has any of your work ever been published before?

No how do I go about that. I just started writing 3 months ago on here.

monie:
@ newacca am still prayin for my visa,your visa,cuddle me's visa and many others who did medicals arnd dsame time I did.or urs has showed,say ooooo.

Thank you dear. God bless you.

^Na like dt till u finally take her away. The babe collector!

lefulefu:
na wetin naija women dey contribute nothing for relationship at all at all
na we dey give them money
na we dey buy black berry for them
house rent nko na we naija men dey pay am for them
even when we expect them to compensate us with good sex dem no sabi do

No wonder u are always so bitter. Na d one wey ur money & BB fit acquire be that na. U sef upgrade ur resources. Ur mates dey acquire the best ladies without resources. U no get game then or u be a 1 min man . U sef no sabi.

^Just get a face mask & U would be fine. U r d player, adapt

babyitsu:
LOL 190. I must say though, it beats me how you conjure such thoughts. And regarding[i] that[/i],   
its between Saga and I.

Now u earn it, u have officially been tagged as one of d bold ones. No forming, No bullshit. U dare 2 be diff.

^

@op

1st of all,without the lady there can't even be a relationship for a guy except he is man-lover or a reverend father.

What role did your mom play in getting you to where you are. Picture a lady doing that but a much younger lady.

@op

Why is Sagamite your first post?

Why did u just register today?

You noticed all these about Segamite in few mins

I need Segamite to loan me his mite.

^Knock yourself out

Likely thoughts of couples at a wedding or during the wedding period.

Scene 1

The woman - I am free from societal rantings. Now all my friends would know that I have a head to catch a man. I love him. Even if it does not work out, at least make dem say i don enter am before. OMG they would bow when they see my wedding dress.

The man- Did I do the right thing, chei no more mary, amaka, helen, vivian and rolake. Same food forever, make I smile for the camera before pple go dey decode my thots. Hmm this chief bridesmaid set no be small, damn. God help me to resist.

^Reality, you just like my brother & I don't want to ruin our friendship.

Best excuse ever: you just like my brother & i dont want to ruin our friendship.

Those lines of the op sounds familiar.

I guess most people (women & men) don't know what they want or they are not sure if what they want is right for them or they care about people's opinion.

I am like that too most times & I have also used the "brother" line before.

Just like guys use the " I love & respect you but I don't want to hurt you as you are a good girl & I am a bad boy, you deserve better, anytime you need anything let me know, if its in my power, I will"

Such lines are used to compensate the opposite sex till you can finally escape. It also doesn't hurt as much as
outright No or the truth or insults.

The best lines are " I want to concentrate on my career so no relationships for now till I am stable. Will  let you know when I am ready but right now I won't give in my all".

"I love you as a friend as I can tell you everything let's not spoil everything because if we date then we know each others tactics".

@reality I learnt from the best-u

@Reality

Sorry I am already engaged. Find another occupant. I still gat love for u though

REALITY101:
U mean you have fat belle? #Running away

VIP like This a way, that a way This a way, that a way ,

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{That's alright darling. . .>>>   was only going 4 romance and nothing much  , or are we just here to drink , dance and chew some cakes with romance in the house . . . ? lol that mean's the day would be incomplete}   [/size]

I have forgotten the romance that litter the country of love France. In Nigeria, a bday party is about food, drinks before even considering romance. Where u r all u need is to french kiss & Dyt's days are complete.

@reality101

You are lucky its a faceless forum. I would have detoxified my toxins into your throat. I have been looking for a cheap escape route to an Enigma procedure Its  good for flat belly.

^I don't get what people derive from alcohol, I swear.