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^Uncle reality & Aunty Ogaga, Please this is a birthday zone. No room for romance & derailing. I didn't organize & print IV for fun.

dammytex:
ouch!!!!


So you don't know some of us find smart and intelligent women with a good sense of career focus ROMANTIC?

Really didn't know some of us were still in existence. Last time I checked looking good was more romantic. Its obvious u r into IT cos u hv bin stressing it. Do u have softwares for sale, this is a wrong place to market ur products or drop ur CV. Morning!

^ Dude U dnt need to be fine to be a player. Thats what the 3/4 of ur salary is meant for. Shebi u said it before dt u r father xmas na.

LesbianBoy:
I go beat u one day

Thanx jare. will just scream ur name to put him in order. He is being cruel to a lady

^Never step on a sniper's toes

^No wonder u looked so pale in your pix. U need 2 years of eating to regain all that has been lost. She was eating for 2.

^ that shouldn't be a problem for Nland's Hugh Hefner. How were u able to maintain dt ur hottie babe on ur profile pix?

sexkillz:
FIRE YOUR IBO TEACHER OR YOU LAND IN HOT SOUP ONE DAY!

U think its only u dt fires & killz here. Some spies just have code names . I suggest u fire r secret agent with ur archaic Austin powers moves.

Hahaha. Cos they have options. Get toaster 1's Tyre busted on his way to visit her. Get toaster 2 beaten with a red eye. Get toaster 3 bath with poo. She will definitely come running to u becos u r spare. Give her a terrible scar on her face & shes no more marketable. Good character can't be easily damaged. Life of a fine babe, wish I could live such luxury.

sexkillz:

@dammytex

Very good for you. I cant even near reach sef. Keke re arami. ki lo omode mo. I dnt go beyond cuddling me.

 Ok no more derailing. l8r!

dammytex:
lol.

cuddles; if I catch you ehn?

How many languages do you speak sef? Thief

The same amount as the schools you have been with. But not cheap languages like your random sch selects sha

^ ;Dna he is scared of the opposite, u

sexkillz:
^^^ e ma kwa ihe echoro! e hun onya, e gae buli kwa?

isimebiri gi, isi gbowa gi, onye ala,  ara gbagbuo gi

mekaboy:


SO WOMEN, WHAT CAN A MAN GIVE IN EXCHANGE? THE ONLY REASON I KEEP HOLDING AT NIGHT IS THAT ITS EASIER TO TRIGGER SO ACTION, IF U FEEL LIKE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, U CAN EASILY PRESS SOME BUTTONS AND GET RAPID RESPONSE BUT AFTER THAT MY SHOULDERS START TO PAIN AGAIN,

Well life is about ups & downs. U get some action for shoulder fraction. Life is sweet.

sexkillz:
Hmmmm!. . . . .

Ogini?

[quote author=De-Genius link=topic=740769.msg8979921#msg8979921 date=1314015859]happy birthday friend. hope i will have my cake?[/quote]This is a special bday. So get 2 in 1. "Eat ur cake & have it"

dammytex:
Since I'm not a lady, I'd only speak from a guy's point of view.

Maybe what we men call love isn't really love. Maybe it is strong-likeness. This is why it is possible to get intimate pleasures from elsewhere while we spend homely and heartily comfort with our so called love. Cheating to a guy is majorly sex. If the possibility of sex is removed from this world, the word cheat would be removed from the dictionary.

So, to him, he's in love with his wife, fiancee or girlfriend while he can get cheap sex from that LASU girl that is always requesting for recharge cards.
They are just two separate things to him. With his wife, he can share his savings, future plans, dreams, kids, prayers, home, business and even his heart unlike the other temporary girl outside.

But then, my belief is; if he is truly in love (according to the actual context of falling in love), it would be impossible for him to cheat. The true love for his woman would be too much/strong on him to be sexually attracted to someone else. By some strange means, you are just satisfied with whatever you get from her.

And yes it is possible and I also pray I find one.

Brother, you have started again with mentioning schools & generalizing. Come do you open skirts based on the school the babe attends ni? If its not Covenant University, Private University, its LASU. Please take your time abeg. Why not just ask for their names instead so you can paste it here rather than store their schools in ur fonebook. se bo se ka yin lara ni yen.

Most guys can. Don't know how they can sleep with numerous babes while they are only in love with 1. I guess they are good managers of emotions.

I can't cheat on a guy I love. Its only love that can make me enjoy the cuddling anyways. Besides I can't even date or marry a guy that is not sexy enough for me or arouse me. There is no I go manage or "its better than being alone" but the whole package.

You too start driving her sanely. She would flee.

^Too bad I don't drink so nothing to recover from. I am just giving an intro of whats to come later on. Sorry for ur loss.

pendo89:
@ dj cuddles.
can picture you spinning those wheels.
Ok Dj start the music,it had better be cool.
everybody put on your dancing shoes and get on the dance floor

Mic check Mic check

testing testing 123


DeeJay cuddles in da house,

Disc Jockey is gonna knock ur socks off.

Wave ur hands up in the air,

Wave it up like u just don't care.

Can I get a what? what?

The roof is on fire. We don't give a , burn burn burn.

Single ladies I can't I cant hear y'al. All the chicken heads, be quiet

I said a hip hop the hippie
the hippie to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop
A rock on baby bubba to the boogety bang
bang the boogie to the boogety beat
Now what'chu hear is not a test I'm a rappin to the beat

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=740769.msg8977762#msg8977762 date=1313996457]Cuddlemii, your PR skills are whack!  I happened to be an MC at a party, and I didn't even get an Invitation. How thoughtful!

HAPPY Birthday Dyt! [/quote]Haba the party did not hold na. It has been postponed to today when everyone would be available so prepare to wow the guests with Mynd_44

Brite02:
^IS UNFORTUNATE I DONT CUDDLE, TOO MUCH WORK IN CUDDLING I HOLD ONLY

So far u held and not look. Its still cuddling, give up my 50 dollars now before I convert u to holding only you.

leuelliot:
Hmm ill ask my MOM brb

U still cuddle your mom, that's sweet

Hello ice

Can you please move Dyt's birthday thread to Date & Meet-up Zone atleast. Cos its a romance section affair. Thanx

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-740769.64.html

^y'all need to pay for using my name and the meaning of it . For the men that don't know how to cuddlemii, grab my manual so you would make those girls smile

Na not just at night. At every given opportunity. cuddling is the safest form of intimacy .