emmybernard:
Everything belonging to idol that Man United have eaten in the past, terminating the glory of United fire of God blot it out now in Jesus name...GGMU

Good afternoon sir. Pls add me to the spousal group.

Resemble that wicked BRT driver...maybe they are brothers

Nah madness dey worry una. Shey una don start all dis rubbish wit aw dis country situation be so? I no go talk o buh if una put one slowpoke wey go suffer us again for dah presidential post eeehn nah so so curse I go dey place on una.

Its not suppose to b up to dat amount.

This people no just get sense. So wearing hijab is there problem now.

007s:

How far you go IGS?

NGS is ma school.

Angle 90

Malory:
My Yoruba brothers pls let us stop stealing. We can't even respect the holy month of Ramadan and Easter. Is that how low we have descended as a tribe? Every bad news now in Nigeria is from us

I'm sure its ur tribe that's perpetrating this evil...we know una

Shameless lot.

I'm really surprised at all this. Nigeria my country

akinsojiSenai:
On my way to work this morning, I remembered an incident that made me smile and think, so I decided to share with my fans...lol.

Many years ago, I was in the University at this period, and was going to school (Abeokuta) from Ketu. On getting to the park, I entered the bus loading at the time. I was in a hurry, as one fine girl was waiting for me at home in school...but this bus was taking an unusual amount of time to get filled up. I was angry and upset, as fine girl would go back to the hostel if I don't make it in time, the other passengers too were tired of sitting and waiting.

Eventually, when it finally remained about four passengers for the bus to fill up...a Man entered, he was wearing a white garment with no shoes on, apparently he attends Cele church. As soon as he entered, he muttered something like 'Eloim shaleem Hmmm' and he got down from the bus. As soon as that happened, we the passengers looked intently at ourselves. Then he further dropped another bombshell by asking...'Please, where is the next bus '. Haaa! Immediately, the spirit of fornication in me disappeared! Now, I was sitting beside the Driver's sit and I know too well, that if anything happens...I and the driver would be on the Presidential list to Hell...I knew for sure that I wasn't going to Heaven, not with the kind of mission I had...how and what I am going to explain to Angel Gabriel when he asks why I was in a hurry to go to school on a Sunday after exams don finish? So, I quickly did some maths in my mind and weighed Fornication and my Life. I kid you not, this was the hardest maths I have ever had to solve, because this fine girl too set. Miraculously, my life sha weighed a little more than the sweet picture of that girl.

So I reluctantly got down from the bus to follow the 'man in white' to the next bus. As soon as I got down...behold, 6 passengers followed me! Chai! It was like they were waiting for me to make up my mind. When this happened, the driver of the bus appeared from no where and inquired what the problem was. We told him that there was no problem but that he can ask the man in white... because where he goes, we follow. So Driver asked the man if he saw a vision that says the bus would be involved in an accident, the man replied that sincerely, he didn't see any accident but just that his Spirit says he should not enter the bus. Well, the Driver said, whether we follow Spirit or not, his bus would be first to go before the one we are in moves..and we all shouted in unison:No Problem! At that point, even me I was confused, 15mins ago...we were all shouting and complaining that this bus never full...now we are prepared to wait another hour or so...over something we have no idea about...lolll.

To cut the long story short, that bus eventually got filled up and left. It took us another hour before ours got filled. On our way, after about 40mins journey in the middle of nowhere, we saw the first bus by the side of the road...with all the passengers out...what happened? They said fan belt cut and tire sef don go down...and the idiot has no spare tire! WoW! We all clapped for the Man in white...right there, I gave my life to Christ, I told myself I would never do anything to hurt God again and that the first thing I would do when I get back to my room was to break up with fine girl. I was determined! I had just witnessed a miracle.

When I got home...fine girl was still waiting for me, as soon as she opened the door and I saw her... immediately I had loss of memory, I quickly told myself that there is always time, besides I would get born again first thing on Monday morning, but for now...

Cutehector:
lmao.. Oya bribe me for whatsapp before i expose you

Haanhaan...I don't understand

Hayee:
I'm not surprised at all by the response I'm seeing here

No wonder Sha nairaland men are a catalog of dangerously and severely broke ass niggers

Anyways Nigerian men are addicted to heartless gold diggers
Nigerian men hate Good women

Minus me. I spend on her & I'm glad I do. She's ma everything.

Make God dey help us

Cutehector:
nope..i have affordable and within your budget. 1.4

Oya nah...lehz av it

Cutehector:
i dey sell car

Haaa...urs nah big man car o

Nobody dey sell car here ni

First body?

1.7m

kindakuz:

is it adedoyin hotel In ile-ife ? their secret go dey open one by one

Don't wanna mention name ni sir...

Hope you'll be fine if you hear that your wife got an apartment for his ex boyfriend because she already promised him while they were dating? Do unto others what you want them do to you.

So a friend went to ile-ife some months back to lodge, he was told the hotel room has all been booked. He was later given a room which he declined as his mind was nt been true to the room. According to him the leg of the bed are scattered as if there was a kind of struggling. The receptionist told him to drop his mobile number as there is this particular room which was suppose to be for someone that incase the person didn't get back she'll contact the manager and info him. He was later called that there is no space. Some months later someone was killed in that hotel and the same receptionist was involved as her account was where the guy killed payed into. I later deduced that maybe she had to tell my friend there is no space cos there secret might leak if they kill him in that hotel as he is a senior military officer and was dropped off and again picked up by his escort team. May God continue to protect us.

This country sha...

God bless the Nigerian Armed Forces...

Una wahala too much abeg. Make una allow us hear word small. My wife today, my wife tomorrow yet una no dey gree tell us the real thing wey una do the wife. Abeg make una getat . Nah play i dey o

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bashuayi:


What did you said happened to your mum. She is a pained bitch to hhmmmm ?

Whatever u type is for ur mum and every female in ur family.

bashuayi:


Pained bitch
Mootherrfucker

Your mum

bashuayi:


Whoreeee

Same as your mum, all the ones that are older than me and the ones not up to me in your family are who you're referring to