₦airaland Forum

MhizDeedy:
If this was explained to me when I was little I wil never understand it. I wil keep wondering y they re putting biros together...

lol they will show u this wen u might hav reached 10 yrs ... Dnt tell me u wouldn't knw bad tin by den

Lmao.. What kind of english is this

Wike sef........ Dey fvckup

funmilade4real:
I graduated in 2014 with a first class degree in business studies. I am 22 and working as a sales assistant in a clothing store. It was meant to be a part-time job for extra income while studying, however, it feels like I am going to be stuck here forever.

I am looking for office roles, in particular admin roles or those to do with HR. I’ve been applying to jobs since I graduated – I either get no response or, once in a blue moon, I get an interview, but it doesn’t end well. Most places I have applied to say I am an introvert and they prefer someone who is more confident in communicating. Or they say I lack work experience.

What I don’t get is how am I able to get work experience when no one gives me a chance? Every job requires some sort of work experience, even internships and entry level jobs. I’ve been to local recruitment agencies, handed them my CV, but it’s been three months and still no reply. I am getting more demotivated and desperate, please can you give me some advice.

dnt be desperate in life..... Or else people will take advantage of ur desperation... Tell urselv u will make it, dat u r good... Work on ur social skills.. Dnt stay at home all day.... Once in a while, take ur cv wit u and submit places... Uncles and anties can introduce u to dr colleagues.... Put ur cv on linkedin for christ sake... I got a call frm a white man offerin me a job cuz he said he liked my cv, buh I ddnt get d job cuz I wasn't in port harcourt cuz dats whr d job is... So I let it go... Opt for masters, apply for scholarships... Not a must u must get a job first.. U can be a lecturer

What of mercedes....

Dragging a girl wit another guy is jst smth I can't do.. She has to make a choice.....

K is for kettle

deyemia:
Haba... Someone's daughter

me sef haba pass u.. Firsteva wey be babe come dey advice make u sexchat d babe.. Na him me I come be like

That 3rd mainland bridge is a highway to hell...

godoluwa:
dnt stress yaself bro. i met my woman on nl & we've fixed date for wedding. am gonna 4ward u d iv soon

and me tooo....

firstEVA:
girls are not all the same, some do not mind, others do. So if she's game, why not?

abi...

jaheymezz:
If dis land's on fp......am sure cutehector will cucumbate!! By d way lemme book dis plot of land b4 all d mushin boys wey dey nairaland come chance me

lol missspicy says 7 out of ten ladies hav touched demselves at some point in their lives.....

firstEVA:
She may want it even more than you, just be free with her, then talk sex, tell her sexy things, it will put her in the mood fast, thank me later.

sex? Seriously? What is wrong wit girls sef!!!! I thought dey dnt like sex on d first date.. Op.. Change of plans..

Pls bang the shittt out of her on d couch.. Make sure u put porn on tv... High definition own...

VaselineCrew2:
Am sorry, but dis guy is gay

Here's what u do, my young padawan. As soon as she walks in, just grab her and kiss her one time, free your mind, no dulling, yolo, ice broken.

she is not a hookker

deyemia:
Noted @ rice, was thinking wine and just movie, how will she get to the room when sitting room is so comfy and light has been good lately

wine is perfect.. We need to show these ladies we aint thinkn of sex dnt go and put passsion of christ movie ooooo... Dnt even put any movie dat has sex scene in it... Find a comedy movie... E.g 1000 words starring eddie murphie, or u any comedy movie u hav in ur collection...

VaselineCrew2:
I'm ready to buy u that iPhone6

am sure u hav wankedd urself to stupor already

Utchgirl:
Really ?

So, wht's d past tense of read ?

its spelt as read too.. But pronounced as red...

Op pls dnt fvck this up... This is wat u'd do..


Cook smth nice for her... I no say make u cook indomie oooo

Den u make sure there is light... U dnt want a girl to say oh gosh ur hous is hot....


Juice is berra...


Dnt invyt her into ur room oooooooo

DaisyII:
Is that so?

it is so....

Will respect her courage tho

Dry

Ppo just doin stvpid tins to seem funny...

misspicy:
@cutehector,you can now modify ur number post....#copied

Nite lounge

alryt.

I no go say anythn so that what I would hav written won't be used against me in mhizdeedy"s chambers

Leme just hold myself

Hector is a fantasy word too

Dat is hw her destiny will be sold to d ishmaelites

Midehi:
so what happened to all your babes na

lol dey aint good wife materials.. Dey not even makin efforts to become one

misspicy:
Whatsapp?

noo, badoo...

Op abeg u dey see ur period?

Mhizkel:
Common Hector! My thought differs from that.

u made me think otherwise....

Midehi:
i have already seen mine on nairaland..

me I want to see my own,... Sobs