₦airaland Forum

That annoying moment when the invigilator seats between you and your cheating partner and you're not at all prepared for the exam!

Mekybliss:
That guy is materialistic. Please tell him to refund the sex

Are you for real? Since when did only men enjoy sex? Get a life!

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I'm commenting on this post in the toilet, sitting close to a bucket of water. Note: it's a tecno phone, so lemme better behave before amadioha strikes me

Federal university of technology minna, 18 - 21 months.

shortgun:
Talk is cheap, all he has said there is blame PDP.
This certificateless Grandpa has nothing to offer.

Like your almighty GEJ has anything to offer! Abeg swerve jor!

januzaj:
SAI ABU LOLO

You live in Niger state?

temitemi1:
PDP is my party anytime,anyday!

Better cover your face in shame! PDP kor, nlng ni

K

It is well, fp

Someone should please help him search for and find his wife's menses! Lol. On a serious note, visit a doctor.

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Taylor86:
I hope my mother is not there..



i hv warned this woman not to mingle with dis Abok'i supporters









trust my dad on what he can do










make she rally today finish come back






she will either choose APC Or her marriage








even if GMB become USA president Abok'is must still shine shoe in ph






Poverty is there birth right

You are a self-serving narcissist, what about if you had been born a northerner? People like you deserve no mercy from God. Are you better than northerners? I bet you don't have more than 100k in your account, shameless goat

EUROBOMBER:
Leave them. We have been silent since Saturday and I have been reading them declaring results and giving themselves high fives.

We shall teach them how this game is played.

buhari has been retired from Nigeria's political space; wait till midnight/tomorrow morning.

Nuff said.

Aren't you tired of living in dreamland? Please wake up, forward ever Nigeria, dancing shoki naked!

dunkem21:
The man is just a town crier.

How much dey the account wey dem dey freeze?

Enough to feed returnees from the north, do you even have a brain? Please read the story again.

The season of N200 deaths. Jonahboy why all this poverty? #chanji dole. Sai Buhari

doctokwus:
Serves Babangida right.When his likes kept quiet when GMB was being rubbished by office generals who have neither fought a street battle talkless of a war in their lives,he didn't know that silence wud come to bite him sooner than later.
Now he has witnessed first hand how sinister GEJ can b and d extent he can go to retain power.The full extent of what acts GEJ is capable of can only be imagined.
How does IBB now feel to have all he achieved rubbished by a man who shouldn't have been allowed close to the chairmanship position of a LGA?
Very painful I guess!

You took the words outta my mouth. God bless your mama

Cool stuff

#ihavedecided, Buhari till rivers people stop eating winged termites.

francisj:
GEJ till 2023 !

My friend, how can your GEJ ask for my vote when he didn't give a damn about declaring his assets? Sorry I don't give a damn about giving him my vote.

To know who is rigging or not. Likes for Buhari and shares for Goodluck Ebele

sparkleboy:
‎See The 10 things you must Know about 2015 Presidential Election ‎


1. This election is a choice between Moving Forward and going backward

2. This election is a choice between a 73 year old man that cannot remember the name of his running mate, his party or INEC and a 53 year old man that has midwived the transformation of critical Infrastructure in our Country


3. This election is a clear choice between going Analogue and proceeding with digitalisation

4. This election is a choice between a Man who built the first speed rail in sub-Saharan Africa and another who cancelled it's first Metro project


5. This election is a contest between a man who set up 12 brand New universities and a man who did not set up any as head of state


6.This election is about a man who gave young people YOUWIN and Almajiri schools and another who celebrates them as weapons of electoral Terrorism


7. This Election is about a man who is on the verge of wiping out Polio and a man who does not believe in immunisation


8. This Election is a race between a Generation that superintended over the Decay of our Nation and a generation that must salvage it,



9.This election a clear fight between a confused cattle herder with a stagnant No of 150 cows after 12 years and a Man whose agricultural policies and programmes have cut our food import by 40%

10.This is election is between a Professor of Buharinomics who wants to stabilise the price of crude in the international Market / make =N= equivalent to $ 1 and a Man under whose watch Nigeria became the biggest economy in Africa



This Election is a clear choice between Good and Evil


This election is about you

Use your PVC wisely


God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria


www.twitter.com/ochejoseph

My brother, how many dollars for this copy and past, abeg show me the way, but in the mean time, say baba, sai Buhari, even my phone's auto type knows Buhari

CR77:
Wake up from your sleep

Watch him get those likes, jealousyyyy!

mrrock:
Aisha Buhari is a clown. Her husband is a terrorist financier.

Buhari is such a fake man!.

Name on Buhari's INEC form CF 001: Mohamed Buhari (false information). Real name is Muhammadu Buhari.

Occupation on voter's card: Civil servant (false information). Real occupation is Politician.

Buhari's proof of educational qualification: Affidavit stating the military have his certificates (false information). The military do not keep such documents.

Buhari's birth certificate on INEC form: None submitted.

Name on Buhari's statement of result from Government College Katsina: Mohamed Buhari (false information). Real name Muhammadu Buhari.

Buhari's party on INEC form CF 001: All Progressives Congress Party (APCP) (false information). Real party is All Progressives Congress (APC).

Everybody now have a proof that Buhari is a stark illiterate and a big fake!.

Buhari is such a fake!!!. Buhari is the fakest Nigerian alive!!

Say no to Boko haram.
Say no to Buhari.

You must be an id1ot

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Just heard news that most interstate roads in the country will be closed after the 10th of February. How true is this? Because I really need to travel soon

Vote gmb to avoid further fashion blunders from celebrities. Said Buhari, one nigeria

BJ4REEL:
Nice throwback.........so many things have really changed in our schools.
Then we read alot of books, eg, without a silver spoon, the village headmasters, A man of the people and lots more ( though mine was extra extra cos i really love reading novels then: introvert things)
someone please remind me of one book like that, Ralia something something
But now, all our young ones (aka indomie generation) know is social media,dating, flirting,sagging, malpratice and the likes.

That should be ralia the sugar girl

Just in case...............

Proudly Nairaland.


#modified

Please who is airtel? Is he the person that provide network for aeloplane in the sky?

I don't know because I schooled in france.