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Please what is a saheed osupa, I don't know because I schooled in france . ![]() |
HARDDON:At a point when the commodity becomes too scarce. Consumers will opt for alternatives to the product. Kaish? |
RIP to the dead, but taxi drivers should try to be more cautious. Abuja residents can attest to the fact that they are very care-free |
RoyalRoy: So you just automatically remixed the one for the guys right? Interesting.men are the opposite of woman, So this thread is the reverse of the previous one, Thanks. |
Exactly |
This has been coming, please take a look at these 9 types of wives and tell us Which category you fall into. 1. SPINSTER WIFE : she does things on her own without consulting husband . Hangs out a lot with friends more than husband . Not serious about marriage life. 2. ACIDIC WIFE : she is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous. 3. KING WIFE : Want to be treated like King and treat husband like a Slave especially if She earns more . Likes husband to perform old traditional respect and hates being called by their first name. 4. GENERAL WIFE : Wife for every man. Loves and cares for boyfriends more than her husband. Likes giving money to Boyfriends and have more male friends. Usually known as konga, wello, osho-free etc. 5. DRY WIFE : Very moody and stingy and don't consider husband's emotions and the relationship is not enjoyable. Have no sense of humour. 6. PANADOL WIFE : Uses Husband as problem solver, only loves husband when needing something from him. She's clever and knows husand's weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from him . 7. PARASITE WIFE : Lazy and only loves husband for the sake of money. Use husband's money on boyfriends. Not initiative and does not help husband with financial responsibilities. 8. BABY WIFE : Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on her own without asking her mother or relatives; compares husband to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong. 9. CARING WIFE : Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats husband as partner and leader. ![]() |
I have a total of $34. guess I'm averagely bad. ![]() |
![]() prof800: Amazingly amazing!I see that you're a big fan of Nat Geo wild. cool |
bigfat12: M.Sc. Embedded Systems Engineering - University of Freiburg - Freiburg, Germany - Start date: Apr 2013 - Oct 2013 -Tuition Fee: € 210 per year -uration: 24 monthsThank you |
Barring a last-minute change, the National Executive Committee of ASUU will at its meeting on Wednesday night suspend the lingering ASUU strike to allow public university students to return to their classes as reports from the various local congresses of the union today has shown. Myschool gathered that at the University; members of ASUU in the University who have been front-liners in the industrial action today accepted the new offer from FG and voted that the strike be suspended. Other Universities that have so far voted for the suspension of the industrial action are Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, Usman Dan Fodio University Sokoto, Federal University of Technology, Minna, and the University of Lagos. Others are, the University of Calabar, Federal University of Technology Akure and Ekiti State University. As of Press time, only the University of Benin has refused to yield to the call that the 4-month old ASUU strike be suspended. The official added, "Members were persuaded because President Goodluck Jonathan personally met with the union. They felt since the President was involved in the negotiation this time around, the government would not say that it was arm-twisted to make the offer". It will be recall the Academic Staff Union of Nigeria Universities (ASUU) has on 1 July, 2013 embarked on an indefinite strike to put pressure on the FG to implement the 2009 agreement it entered into with the Union. source: http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/23256/ASUU-meetings-update-unilag-ui-others-voted-in-congresses-to-call-off-strike.html |
abeg make una come help me view my post, fp material ![]() |
Six Valuable life lessons Lesson 1 : Unclad Wife A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands Unclad in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,… “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” shereplies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?” Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.” Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 3: A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Matt 7:7?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Matt 7:7?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Matt 7:7. It said, “Ask, and it shall be given unto you. . . ” Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job,you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 4: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. …A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, youmust be sitting very high up. Lesson 5: Power of Charisma A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there. Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story: 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of poo is your friend 3. And when you’re in deep poo, it’s best to keep your mouth shut ! |
Space booked, sipping my coke and eating crepes, i will be back to give a ROBUST comment. |
somtea: That's d best record in the 6 major european leagues this season.Keepers get better with age, by statistics a keeper's best age is between 30 and 34,good luck to Enyeama, hope Valdes of Barcelona is learning! ![]() |
Space booked. MODs, fp please. |
Brotherly, my email is cchukwuebuka19@gmail.com. This ASUU strike no funny |
theoctopus: You keep showing that your hatred has made you completely ignorant and real dolt!You must be very daft. How can you build train stations when you've not complated the rail lines. Putting the cart before the horse. Goodluck is nothing but fresh mess. Nigerians, please refuse to believe this trash |
slim fit :Have you been there to inspect? No work is ongoing my brother. If work was going on, there would have been massive employment opportunities. Like i said in my previous post, i live in the estate right in front of the construction site, imagine building 2km rail line in 4 years? Is that an achievement we should be proud of? Y'all don't be deceived by this photograph. So disappointed in the op, he must be one of the 40 laptop crew members. |
Rossikk: - 700,000 PASSENGERS TO RIDE ABUJA LIGHT RAIL DAILY IN 2015This post reeks of deception. The picture was taken behind finance quarters just in front of the hill in wonderland park. I have lived in that estate for four years, they have only been blasting the rock since then. Besides the rail track you posted is less than 2km in length, let us not decieve ourselves here. I'm very sure it still won't be completed in 2015 because they need to break the road linking berger to area 1. Nigerians, please refuse to believe this. It is propaganda news. By the way happy Sunday. |
[quote author=190-the-clown]Dear i know how much ive earned from sucking booobiiiee's forget that side there's money in sucking boobs [quote]ARA NWANYI ASABA. ![]() |
i'm currently studying telecommunications engineering , i hope to specialize in satellite technology and communications. Recently earned a diploma in web development. Thanks ![]() |
Made it to FP, thank you Jisos. This one that Sule is begging ASUU, only one thing can be involved :' ETT. Oya back to the matter, open and close. |
homesteady: LOL! It does not only happen in private uni's oh! It happens in Government toWere you a futminna student? |
adeaugustus: Dana again?On sunday again? |
Please i want to study telecommunications engineering, no country of preference. Mail me at cchukwuebuka19@gmail.com. Thank you |
Infoay: Thanks for all these. Just to add, honesty is still the best policy. Thanks!A classmate of mine once said it was " amnesty is the best policy" by the way end time things ![]() |
Congratulations to me on be fished to commence in order and use how does use ginger Fox Dr Beverly Lewis BBC Africa. Yuzedo tins how does it affect the Fox Dr Austin is still on strike ![]() |
omg, *looks back and sideways to see if yuzedo is behind me*. i made it to FP. #freshair back to d story, i no get any expression. |
mehn lilien hips no dey lie o, thick ebony lady, i love that. |
bros mtn agent, i bought d 10mb daily plan, meanwhile i had about #65 balance, after browsing for about 25 minutes, next thing was that my balance was deducted, leaving me with 0.00 while my data plan was still running, why do u guys keep stealing from us and charging us for services that werent even delivered? pls tell ur admins to kindly do something about such oversight. thank you |
seunlayi: result of over speeding. Well, rest in peace |



