₦airaland Forum

mrvitalis:
Please stop telling lies that's not Port Harcourt zoo please... As we don't presently have a zoo in ph

You are just one big fool. All your post on NL depicts ur level of foolishness....Ode...you talk like you know shit...but you know ntn...

dekunleJ:
are you saying it's not advisable to go for the interview and the company don't pay well.
please kindly explain your info will help people a lot

if you have a job that pays you 50k abeg forget am. But if you don't have at all at all...then you can go. Na small company na...if you have a job no waste T.fare go island, e get wan guy wey sabi do sharwama. Use the money chop sharwama

Guys make una go find work abeeeg ...shivteeech ...lol....you guys should greet that Indian dude...I don forget him name self...whether na Anan...or so......brethren don't anticipate much the bigger fish is coming....

Toketimt:

Are u ok? Who asked him to go join a violent protest. A protest where shop owners were threatened. Passerbys robbed of their valuables and agitators walking about with machetes, sticks and stones charging on security personnel.
Again, if indeed this soul was lost in that protest then good riddance to it.

Bro all men will die and the nature of our death is unknown. There is nothing like a glorious death. The young man died for something, he died for his belief, for his country...I assure you his death was not a waste; thousands died before Americans got their freedom. Nigerian soldiers die on a weekly basis fighting bokoharam are their lives also a waste? Someday all those who have paid the ultimate price by sacrificing their lives so that other biafrans can reach for the stars will be remembered. We will remember them, we will appreciate them. They all Heroes. Long live republic of Biafra!!! God bless Biafra!!!!

bioduneberry:
A year after success mail... Still waiting for interview invite

You are truly a descendant of metusalah...one of your ancestors waited 900 and something ...and this just ur first ...relax...

saipn:
for you to address me as female shows you are high on wet weed or you have problem with comprehension....

fccuuukkk off

saipn:
warped mentality,are u saying it is wrong for a guy of 35 years to marry a lady of 25 years of age?it shows you are still a kid

go marry ur papa mate na....take your lazy ass off the trend

PaperLace:
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lol @ high earners. This my guy, I like you already.
The question should be how many Nigerian youths are high earners?
Then we would have to arrive at a consensus on what we consider high earning.

Even on NL here, how many of these low self esteemed female bashing misogynists on Romance section can boast of earning above 50k. Majority of them are still dependent on their parents, no job, no hustle...plenty anger...
Banking has been the highest employer of labour, try take a sample (you've proven to be a 'good' statistician) across banks in your neighbourhood_ come back and tell me the ratio of male to female.
Even Ministries...

Except for male dominated sectors, my brother...I am sure there are plenty women in the workforce.
Why are our young men marrying late, not building houses, driving fancy cars...if they're actually earning HIGH as you postulated?

The problem is, when push comes to shove_ the average Nigerian woman would pick family before career. That's why it looks like in the long run, there are more males. More reason I sometimes wonder what some of you guys want.

I no even understand this your particular thread. Abeg, explain give your babe.

As for many 25year olds living alone...lies.
How many Nigerians are full graduates (that's inclusive of NYSC @ 25?)
Even if na business man, when im start? Leave talk jare. Nigeria hard for everybody.

ooooo....some one just said she likes me...faints...wakes...faints...and I didn't see these quote all these years...I read a book and the caption states: " it begins with a spark". This might just be the spark... ...love was discovered on sunday...so is today...wait wait wait...seems this moniker is married ...scanning activated...

CorGier:
S. Freud was so on point on the Daddy Complex i.e. on girls growing up having a psychosexual competition with their mothers for the possession/attention of their fathers. One on the first page even mentioned that they pet a lot and they they don't care much for sex. These are girls with obvious Daddy issues.
That being said, men in their 40s and maybe early 50s have had more experience with women, so it's only normal that girls of these sorts in their quest to satiate their "father hunger" seek them out as the next best thing. It's allowed, when y'all are tired of having them old wrinkly saggy balls in your mouths, you know where to find us.

Lol...lwkmd....they surely will find you...lol...mennn...lmao

Catalin:
Trash and more trash.

I prefer dating a matured guy older than me to all these small small boys with no sense of responsibility.

You expect me to date my agemate who is still suffering from youthful exuberance.

85% of Men that cheat are Matured men. My source was gotten from a hotel front desk officer. This is because matured men have more spare cash...they are occupying comfortable positions in their place of work...see if you love men 10yrs older than you...you are a fucckccking Gold digger searching for how to escape poverty...well marriage is your last option use it wisely

We were moving things around the house and I found an old diary I dusted it and could not believe it belongs to my uncle. The "No Nonsense" uncle had had his own story of love hidden somewhere ...I am ready to blackmail him.. ...I will hand over the diary to his beloved wife if he doesn't pay the ransom... but then let me gist you page 18 of the diary July 22nd 1999

I met her in lagos (cms grammar school) when she was @17

We became friends when she was @17

We started dating when she turned @ 18

She joined me in UI @ 18

Our first kiss..(zik.hall) .she was @ 18

We went for picnic nd dinner hangouts ; she was @ 19

We had sex when she was @ 20 ( ...uncle p)

She started losing interest @ 21

She said "I need to grow up" @ 21

She stopped being romantic @ 21

She changed the terms of our rltnship @ 22

I was struggling to fit in...she was @ 22

We were barely on talking terms @ 23

She was probably seeing someone @ 24

I moved on when she was probably @ 25

I got a job when she was @ 25

We resumed talking terms when she was @26

We were planning a come back she was @27

But we couldn't fit in she was @ 27

She said "I have changed" wen she turned @ 28

She said she prefers the old me @ 29


*Culled from P's diary (university of ibadan 1998)

Einl:
Hahahaha... just watch. So many guys will pounce on this thread to condemn them and say homosexuality is demonic and wrong and satanic...but will still have a three.some.

My anger is the hypocrisy of people.

Let people love whoever they wanna love as long as it does not affect my family or I...since I don't give a fcnk.

Which one is worse This wedding or Rochas forcing pensioners to forfeit 60% of their hard earned money?

That is the problem nigga. I don't give a damn about lesbo and gay but the truth is I don't want to have my kids where they will grow up seeing a male kissing a male or lesbo marriage..dude if you think gay past my street, I always have a revolver handy...your skull will tell the tales....

buygala:
That's what they call uneccesary arselicking.....Get that right

Bowing a bit while greeting an elder is expected... but being on knees while being addressed? .....when it's not like I offended all the gods known to man

Even Jesus' disciples didn't speak to him on their knees

Since you are suddenly so 'respectful', when last did you have a lengthy discussion with your mum, who carried you in her belly and gave birth to you, while on your knees?

I like this dude (no homo)...

GCFR696:
It's quite amazing that after all your rants in the epistle you wrote non of the people you subliminally insulted bothered to give a F.UCK.
You are totally entitled to your opinion as it is a reflection of you not them(us).

Salaam

I give a Bleep....buygala know that I give a million fuckkks...and am saying fuckkk all the mods in religion section...seun included...fuccckkk you that am quoting...stupid people....nonsense...they shiver because they fear Islam and her bunch of terrorists...and the Christians are walkover infact fucckkk the op....

Nairaland and their love for bias. Every can view make jest and criticise but anthoer reiligion is locked up in a safe box where the moderators are Muslim Seun, lalasticlala...and every daft (myself included) person reading this piece of shiiit should visit yaba left. Why is the Muslim section locked up? That is where the problem of Nigeria lies. Because you feel the Muslims are violent and intolerant you gave them a Muslim mod, and a preference. Same shiiit happening in Nigeria today. Fuuuuck you Nairaland mods Fuuuuck you Seun Fuuuuck all of you who think because the Christians are tolerant you can just throw up anything about them and their pastors ......let every section be created for all Christian denomination....so that we can all be locked in a box. If not thunder fire all of una.....nonsense..

Acekidc4:
Are all this people not tired of getting Killed

This pple sha be making their parents bereaved and suffer!!Very wicked Children!!

calm down!! we are all going to die is just a matter of time... sooner or later. We ain't gonna choose how we die...but I tell you these dudes are brave...

Jewel8717:
Abeg make dem do on time and make God favour us

I thought you are with stanbic ibtc bank?

Jewel8717:
Abeg make dem do on time and make God favour us

I thought you are with stanbic ibtc bank......?

madridguy:
RIP PA.

Meanwhile, Never use car stickers that says where you work, especially if you have a prestigious job, don't let show off kill you.

Don't be the one that tries to empty the ATM machine by making large withdrawals ...You don't need 50k in your wallet to feel like a man.

When you attend parties, don't let the band get you so high that you start spraying money like no man's business, use an envelope.

Always delete your bank transaction notifications, especially SMS...you really can memorize your bank balance....Shred ur POS/ATM receipts.

Don't go jogging while it's dark, you really should be smarter than that. If you can, get someone trusted as company.

Always lock your doors, even if you're only going out to switch off your generator.

NEVER EVER, NEVER EVER WEAR YOUR ID outside your work place. No one needs to know you work with Union Bank, don't be stupid.

Be accountable to your spouse or parents, let someone know where you are at every point, don't branch to Oworo when u should be in Ikeja.

As much as you can avoid it, don't send kids on errand outside your house, they are soft targets.

Don't try to form richest dude in the neigbourhood by making large donations in your estate meetings, learn modesty.

When you give, give with modesty and privately, learn to say "I can't spare that amount now". Stop doing Baba Olowo for the boys dem.

Get a dog if you can, apart from their awesomeness, a dog gives your house fear factor. You could take them with you for your morning walks.

Make safety the number one factor in your decision making this holiday, God will keep and protect you as you also apply discretion.

#yawns..what will be...will definitely be#

adonbilivit:
I dey vex. I never chop rice this Christmas. na only bushmeat, roasted yam, chicken stew, isiewu, nkwobi, point and kill, kilishi and Hennessey I just dey manage here.

Stop to dey drink kunu for night you no go hear now see ur life...negodu...dreaming in broad day light...

Gerrrhaiiia...mehnnnn....just know the boss...and get connected

I am about 6ft tall, I want a Brown Blazzer for 8k or a good check Blazzer 7k max....i am slim....chest 90cm....contact me if you have....

Berbierklaus:
[b]I keep reiterating it that any woman who died because they are married to wife beaters or cheaters have themselves to blame,(God will not exonerate you of hell fire with the excuse of i was battered to death or contacted terminal disease from the husband you gave me,meanwhile the husband can ask for forgiveness and still make heaven,so who lose)enough of the pity party,it has not done anybody any good.

A happy home is not by force,if he is not working towards it,then it cannot happen.
Walk away with your life,at least you will be alive to take care of your kids

I read a post the other day on Facebook,how a woman died after sustaining serious injuries from the battering her husband gave her...She bleed to death right in the house,he took her dead body to the hospital only for the doctor to confirm she died on arrival. Family members said they already asked her to come back home,but she kept going back because of the children,won't the children suffer worst fate now that she is dead


I have no sympathetic words for you OP,hope you are wiser.Walk away while you can still breath,else your body will be carried away.

RIP to your aunty[/b]

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satowind:
Please I want to know. Even if is an interview from a job u applied from there site just indicate. Let me not be wasting my mb...

The best online job Web is myjobmag and jobzilla...the rest na scammer...myjobmag is the best though

Remnita:
Funny...this was direct from Standard Chartered.. I wonder what is your problem. @Hiploko...what exactly is your problem..certified scammer. you kept saying u saw Gmail..well that is our it was sent to our e-mail from the Human Resources management... so who are you to question their authority....*attention seeker..have a nice day!

You again? You go still collect slap...but wait why are you deceiving people? Davide470 please I will want you to verify her joblink for once especially this particular one so that she can be banned from posting job vacancies on this section. I had a first hand experience from one of remnita job posting for an experience hire and GNLD no let me rest (I knew it was from her link). Pls davide470 others may fall prey and use their hard earned money on futility....

queenex:
The email addy I saw is @ gmail.com

sabichele:
Remnita, Remnita, Remnita....how many times did i call you? After heartlessly convincing some gullible applicants to go to V.I for an allege GTB job, you are here at it again with another questionable vacancy! Haba! wetin we do you? Abi you think say the money for gari and sugar is enough for such purposeless expedition ? Oga Madam, take time o

Zirah:
Enough of your nonsense. @Hipokolo outed you and your fake vacancy yet you're defending.

SSpeter:
Op @ cutemorriz...dude seriously if you want to hangout and you are looking for someone I have got two angels on my neck...trust me when I say angels. How about I PM you? Cinemas (ozone preferably) will be perfect. Forget all this things wey you dey see for NL called babes. They have their online life (where they form and live their dream) and offline life where they face reality. I dey PM you no fall my hand o...

check your PM...

Berbierklaus:
Very shallow come back and mindset

tufiakwa

Seems you saw me in your dream...E Don do na, carry your market go else where

Berbierklaus:
Awww I touched a sore spot
I see you are pained

Btw,you just proved you are a dunce by telling me your life history,ediot,who asked you?

Do I even need any man to ask me such? this is laughable,assuming I am not contented.
only poor people brag dear,you need to upgrade
You belittle women coz you think you have the money to take them out? Buhahahahahahaha.
only a frustrated woman will look at you twice

....yawns...