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Please what is your say about spiritual husband and wife and how powerful are they?
And to what extent can they affect marriage

Giver belle and dump her in your family house before you go.. Let's see how she will go around fucking under your family's nose (especially if you tell you mom the whole story)

This is an avenue for a husband to locate you and you are letting the opportunity fly by just like that..

Okay ooo

Thank you sir. This is what I want to do after graduation I don't need to look For any job. God help me Amen

Please I am a 300l student Of Agric-economics And I don't want to start looking for job that there is not when am through instead I want to venture into fish farming. I have downloaded a lot of videos about it with the aim of preparing myself but I need a master to train under. I would like to do my IT in a catfish farm where I can learn everything I need (I can even learn now because my school is always on strike (Lautech)) Here is my whatsapp contact -08037751395. Ples help me

olayinkajnr:
Though I'm not a tecno fan. I use a Gionee device but safe for the 4G connectivity in Hot 4/Hot 4 Pro, Tecno L9 plus is way better if you compare both device.

any recent gionee phone of atleast 4000mah you can recommend

B2Spirits:
You must research your subject, and prepare very well before mounting the stage. Once on stage, you must see yourself as all-knowing until you leave the stage. See the audience as the enemies that must be conquered using intimidating eyes contact. See yourself as having superior knowledge of what you are speaking about.

The place of intonation

While pronouncing words, do it as if you own the word. In a sentence, important words must receive louder pronouciation. Have you given people handshakes before? You can identify those handshakes followed by devouring look -- those hearty handshakes that speak better than the action itself.

Jonathan Hawker made the statement below:

"The strength of the handshake was so much akin to that which I had noticed in the driver, whose face I had not seen, that for a moment I doubted if it were not the same person to whom I was speaking."

Look your audience in the eyes; not the ceiling. Note that your heart will beat faster for some minutes after mounting the stage--this is normal. Your subconscious mind must first pronounce what you want to say before your mouth says it. This makes you a pro.

Ask anyone who attended Winners Chapel, Ogbomoso between 2006 and 2011 if he or she can remember a certain usher, who was known for his thrilling testimonies. My grammar was almost perfect, while I delivered my speeches like a pro. I became a threat to anyone that was preaching on that altar in those days.

if I might ask are you and alumni of LAUTECH?? Animal science, winners,,

B2Spirits:
I made my first public speech when I was 15, and in JSS2. That was in a debate activity, a contest between SS3 and SS2 students. The competitors failed to impress our English language teachers. This made the teachers lambaste the senior students, and asked if junior students had anything to say.

Like our proverbial Akpos, I walked out of the crowd with that gait suggestive of a clown's shameful confidence, and consequently threw my classmates into uncontrollable laughter. Their action was understandable, because I had hitherto paraded myself as a newscaster, who, during one of my comic sessions, had aired the news in which a commercial airplane caught fire in space, and no one was injured in the slightest.

They couldn't think of it that I had taken the debate topic to my uncle, who was a teacher. He wrote a nice argument for me, and I rehearsed it with fervour. I unleashed such a mastery that dazed everyone present.

Having tasted the thrill of the achievement, I started gathering resources on public speaking, and Mark Twain, Napoleon Hill later became my heroes. I trained myself more on the speech strategies that give pastors the hedge over their contemporaries. At 20, having led prayer sessions on many occasions in my local church, our pastor informed me that God has called me into the five-fold ministry with pastoral calling.

While in the university, I read works from great people like Plato and Socrates, and consequently discarded my Christian ideals entirely. It was then I explored Satanism and other faiths until I concluded that I'm the god I've been looking for all these while.

As an animal scientist, I lost interest in that field, and was looking for a job that has to do with public speaking until an advertisement was made for the post of a chaplain in a psychiatric hospital. Certification was required, diploma in theology would suffice. I have nothing of that nature, but flaunted my two-time pastoral experience in two of the largest churches in Nigeria.

I sat down alone, and all questions the interviewers -- all Reverends -- would likely ask me came into my subconscious mind in flashes.

"Why do you want to work as a pastor, knowing full well this job should not be based on ambition?" The organization's president began.

"I understand that God seeks three kinds of people. They are the sinners, people after His own heart (like David) and those that will stand in the gap and pray. By 'election', I fall into the third category", I replied, citing Ezekiel 22:30.

"The moment you read our advert, how did you feel in your body?" Another reverend fired.

"That still small voice from the Holy Spirit made it clear to me that I'm needed here", I answered, having read Benny Hinn's The Anointing, Kenneth E. Hagin's Holy Spirit and His Gifts, and Yonggi Cho's Holy Spirit My Senior Partner.

"If you are given the post, you will be liable to insults or assaults by our psychiatric patients from time to time. Will you be able to handle this?"

"I have worked before in a farm where we had a cow suffering from madcow disease. You would not need to be told that the flaccid disposition the horned herbivore was known for had deserted it. I wouldn't see the attacking cow as a traducer. I only have to be wary of the zoonotic form of madcow disease, which we in animal science call variant Creutzfeldt Jacob Disease(vCJD). In our case here, not all clinical cases are natural, and with my authority as a believer, I will put to flight the armies of the aliens. This will be done by faith, because 'By faith, the elders obtained good reports'", I answered.

Smiles and giggles rented the whole room as the clergymen almost lifted up their 'holy hands in worship.'

"How much are you willing to accept as your salary? Can you work for God free of charge, knowing full well that He made you for this purpose?"

With split-second precision, I quoted ICorinthians 9:13 and said, "'Do you not know that those who labor in the Temple are provided for from the Temple, and those who serve the altar share in the altar?' Having reeled out this Scripture, I don't have to explain it for my betters in faith."

I was given the appointment letter the following day. Other theologians interviewed told me how they threw questions pertaining to theology at them, but 'my case was different.'

I will be showing you hidden public speaking rules personalized to suit various individuals and my personal experience in my next write-ups. To succeed in public speaking, you need to believe you are the only living thing on earth, while all other things are robots. That means you take responsibility for your failure to thrill the crowd of accolades and hangers-on.

http://speakersspell..com/2017/03/how-i-held-pastors-spellbound-during.html?m=1

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Cunninlinguist:
Pls guys, i'm confused. I have used a lot of Tecno phones but i have ended up disappointed each and every time. I wanna try another brand but then, there is this fear of the unknown.
Between the tecno l9 plus and infinix hot 4 pro,which is better?

Also need an answer to these question

subtlemee:
I hope they didn't use RDT(rapid diagnostic test strip) for the test? Because that thing can test positive for even typhoid..confirmatory test should be done first before the statistics can be ascertain

I pray ooo

Gistedge:
how true is this?

If you have any relative call

Like in every higher institution in Nigeria, The students woke up With the aim of going to class but on getting to school they saw a noticeboard reading; KNOW YOU HIV STATUS. With fear mixed with fun students queue up and some called their friends to come as knownyheit HIV status.
To cut long story short Cha over 80 students were positive. Me that I just came to Owo from school will go back tomorrow.

askibee:
omg! Even me wey na guy i dnt repeat boxers,nd u dy use one 4 a whole week, pablo in trouble.

Guy abeg small small now

switch47:
*IMPORTANT*

There has been a new development, MMM admins have realized that due to the delayed merging which we all were informed of about on our PO, some participants instead of exercising patience and wait for there to be merged for GH, they started cancelling their GH requests from dashboard (probably to allow it keep growing) hence to avoid proliferation of such, you can no longer see the GH requests on youe dashboard, so that you cannot cancel it.

Also notice that if you click on "mavro" you'll see your mavros there intact "pending withdrawal"

So I urge everyone to be calm and go about their activities. There's no cause for alarm.

Thanks guys

God will bless you ooo Lobatan I I don't know what is wrong with them. Go to Mavro abd y will see ur GH pending

Vaxt:
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wonukwuru:
I am adult married to a lady of 35years. We have been married since 2007. God has blessed us with 3 wonderful children( 2 boys and 1 girl). Before we got married, i agreed with my wife that i only want to have 2 kids ( I wouldnt mind if they just boys or girls. That means, Im not particular of the sex of the kids). My wife is a B.sc Accounting graduate, while myself, I am a Chartered Accountant, with a well paid job. My wife had a 3rd class degree. On several occassions, i have told her to go back to school for Post Graduate Diploma (PGD) in order to upgrade, but she plainly told me that she cannot go back to school again. When i asked her why, she told me that her brain cannot withstand any academic stree again. I also suggested to her, since you studied accounting in the university, why not enroll for ICAN program? When i said that to her, she told me that she could not go for PGD, is it ICAN that she can do? I have been thinking, what will i do for her to be like others.

Luckly, was transferred to Benin. I went with my family to Benin. We stayed over 4years in Benin. While we were in Benin, I told my wife to go and enroll for a 6months diploma programm in computer (because she is not computer literate). I paid over N110,000 for the 6months programme. My wife only went for the programme for 1month and stopped. She refused to complete the program. When I asked her, she told me that she will go back after she had "put to bed"( Then she was pregnant). Guys, its over two years now and the baby is even in pre-nursery school, yet my wife has not reminded me of going back to complete the programme.

Last year, she asked me to open a store for her, that she want to go into trading. When I asked her the nature of the business, she said, she wants to deal on selling rice, beans, yams, groundnut oil, etc. I now suggested that it will not be a problem, but she has to look for somebody who is already in the business so as to understudy the person for atleast 1month. She refused, saying that without her understudying anybody, that she can still make it. I told her that my reason of suggesting to her to understudy somebody was that, i wanted her to be selling in wholesale. My plan was to give like N1.5million. I told her, i cannot just release N1.5million to her for a business that she did not learn. I told her that N1.5million is not a small money. Brethren, that was why up til now, i have not opened the business for her.

My children's school fees is over N650,00 per term for the 3 kids. I provide for feeding. My wife does not want to do anything as to assist me in the family. I give her money for her hair, cream, bathing soap, panties and clothing. Im really getting tired. My salary does not carry the family again because of too much expenses.

Another problem now is, my wife's dressing is nothing to write home about. She dresses as if she is in her late 60s. I have complained to her on several occasion that i dont like the way she dresses, but each time i bring up the issue, she will get angry. People around, have meeting my sisters to tell them that my wife does not dress well as somebody that has gone to the university. Even in my house, my wife only tires wrapper. Nothing in her again attracts me to her. Infact, for the past 3 months, i have not slept with her. I sleep in the parlour while she sleeps in the bed room.

Else, i forget, my wife delibrately "took in" again since July last year. This is after we agreed that the 3 kids that we already have is enough. Her method is, each time i remind her of what to do as to be assisting me in the family, she will delibrately "take in".

My wife, went to the university but she cannot speak simple and correct english. She cannot write application letter. She cannot teach my kids who are in primary 2 and 5 respectively. I pay a lesson teacher N30,000 monthly for my kids but my wife is at home doing nothing. Since we got married, my wife has not sent me text message on her phone more than 3times. The ones that she sent, my brothers, there are lots of gramatical blunders. When i confronted her with the text message, she could not say anything. I was checking for some documents in my room last week, and i came across an application that my wife wrote to submit to a private school where she wants to teach. When i saw the letter, believe me, my brothers, one of my kids that is in primary 5 cannot write such rubbish.

What i thought she was before i married her, is not what she is. I cannot take her out for an occassion because she may embarrase me by her conduct in the public. I need a divorce but the problem now is, i did i court wedding with her. What should i do? Im confused.

Get a fine beb of ur type (not to marry her but to make ur wife compete with her). It will be her decision to compete or to divorce.. Soft

ronald4lif:
Didn't know people still claim pregnancy responsibility without paternity test. The lies would have still been detected.

paternity test is after delivery my guy

Olril18:
whatever u sow, u shall surely reap.
APC government will never have peace,they will not.they taunted,hunted and hunted Jonathan to high heavens.its the law of karma, karma is a bit.ch
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This will have a negative income effect i.e. increase in prise of a commodity with no increase in income, it's as if our income has reduced. Indifference curve moves shifts to D left increase in price of other commodity cos there's no substitute for petrol...

It's time they add Nigerian lamentation to D Bible

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Eba mi kigbe ole ooo... u be ole. He wokred for his money and U be olosho, simple.. ole wobia... who are U to even ask D waitress to bring two more. Tifun loron

I don't even know, just fed up and confused

iamdeclan:
what are ur plans?

Please ladies and gentle men, I need advice.
Am a 200l student on Agric-Economics lautech but we are given the opportunity to cross to any department (excpcept medicine, nursing and MLS (except U have a short long leg )).
Am planing to cross to physiology (tho I want MLS ).
But D problem is I don't know where I will work if I go through with physiology, so friends are saying Agric-Economics is better, I need advice, ples help!!!!!

hamdal98:
I applied for med & surg lautech, I scored 249 in jamb (I hope its enough), does anyone here know the cut off mark for lautech mbbs post utme

Read and score close to 80%... there's no stopping U...


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rollindollar:
plz cn i do d postutme witout choosin lautech

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fikayo25:
lautech cut off for mls is 250 BT dere is nothing that God can not do

There's no cut of mark, 1s uhv scored above 200, U can do any cos in lautexh...


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the specialization of MLS is gradually eliminating basis medical science , MLS now has an option like Histopathtology that completely eliminate Anatomy , clinical chemistry and Hematology that eliminates physiology and medical micro that eliminate microbiology...

I think There's a need to change d curriculum so as to be able to compete... Bms can now only lecturer noting more

Yungstev007:
Guy, C.E.P mean. Crop Env. nd production. nt. Chem. Eng. Take Note

abeg oo, waitin be d work of C.E.P? Cos dat's d cos i was given (i hate agric like mad, didn't even have d note while i was in secondary skul)

funkyaye:
no I was given medical lab. Science

abeg oo, who u knw? What's ur jamb score and post utme score... I suffer for mls, dey no give me................. God dey oo