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Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photo Of Younq John by Cybertext(m): 8:56am On Jan 08, 2016
Its Young John the wicked producer... grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Funny Responses/events From NL Job/vacancy Section by Cybertext(m): 10:07pm On Jan 07, 2016
Lwkmd!! Nairaland job section is just the funniest, no dulling moment....
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Abeg this thread is FP worthy
RomanceRe: Sex Once In A Month!!! Is She Insane?? by Cybertext(m): 9:42pm On Jan 07, 2016
Lol... anybody who believes this story... can believe anything.
RomanceRe: Whats Your Real Name? by Cybertext(m): 9:01pm On Jan 07, 2016
Niphé
RomanceRe: Between Footballers, Basket Ballers And Golfers Who Is More Richer by Cybertext(m): 5:40pm On Jan 07, 2016
Golfers.... then maybe boxers.

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A good golfer can make what a basketballer or footballer makes in a year in just a tour that last less than two weeks.
RomanceRe: What Is This Baby Mama's By Celebrities by Cybertext(m): 5:23pm On Jan 07, 2016
Baby mama wahala... that's why I respect people like D'banj, Banky, Don jazzy.... at least they know how to keep it safe.
RomanceRe: In A Dilemma, So Confused And I Need Advice by Cybertext(m): 5:18pm On Jan 07, 2016
It all depends on what you as the lady want..(friends with benefit or longterm relationship that myt lead to marriage) If its the former then you guys are good to go....


my instinct as a guy tells me that he just wants to pop the cherry as long as it takes then move ahead.


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The fact is most guys don't like to date and marry a babe that our friend has bleeped.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Fear Yoruba Boys soo Much! See Here! by Cybertext(m): 5:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
Lol... Well you all can hate all you want, there's no tribe that's not promiscuous in Nigeria... I'm tempted to say that the northerner tribes are more promiscuous than the southern tribes, (I have plenty as friends ).

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The only problem with my Yoruba peeps is that we take ours to the extreme by bragging about ours as if its one achievement to bleep a babe.
TravelRe: Welcome To Ibadan City (pictures) by Cybertext(m): 8:55pm On Jan 06, 2016
KanoAbiaBabe:
Yes dear, I love traveling and I ve come to conclusion that the north is the best place for me to stay(for now). Kano is far far beautiful presently than Ibadan,the major challenge Kano have is the fact that its a bit dirty ,kodus to Ajimobi who helped in rebuilding Ibadan especially Mokola roundabout/flyover and Agodi resort.
Well, I've only spent a week in Kano, lets say I've been to few beautiful places in kano so probably you are right...but don't you think this two statements @bolded are contradictory??
TravelRe: Welcome To Ibadan City (pictures) by Cybertext(m): 7:37pm On Jan 06, 2016
KanoAbiaBabe:
I don't dispute the fact that Ibadan is one of the oldest but definitely not one of the most beautiful. I love and miss Ibadan before of their peaceful nature.
Lol True that,

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I'm not disputing the facts that you mention above, all I'm trying to point out is that there's no state capital that doesn't have slums. Your Monicker is quite revealing that you might have travelled to many cities in Nigeria,

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I've been to Kano and it has its fair share of slums just like Ibadan.... both cities are not the most beautiful right now because they are old cities; but then decades before and after independence they were one of the most beautiful cities not only in Nigeria but in west Africa.
TravelRe: Welcome To Ibadan City (pictures) by Cybertext(m): 7:02pm On Jan 06, 2016
KanoAbiaBabe:
OP is just showing us shoprite,UI,Agodi resort and other beautiful places. Just less than 30% of Ibadan is beautiful. Ibadan is one funny city in terms of development. Just a drive of an hour from a beautiful city only to behold one deserted village from the same local government,example IDO LG.
The only thing good about ibadan is the peaceful and affordable life style.
You have to accept that "30% of that beautiful Ibadan" land mass makes up about 70% of most state capital land mass in Nigeria. I've been to Ibadan and I have seen many state capital and I must confess that Ibadan is not only one of the biggest state capital in Nigeria but one of the oldest.
EducationRe: 7 Items Common To Every Student On Various Campus In Nigeria. by Cybertext(m): 6:55am On Jan 06, 2016
Nienie:
kikikikikikikikikiki..without garri Kwan how some students wan survive for school biko tu??
Garri should top that list....
RomanceRe: Do You Like To Put On/off The Light When Making Love? by Cybertext(m): 6:52am On Jan 06, 2016
ShayGirl:
embarassedembarassed Its the Lord's doing .............cheesygrin
...and its marvelous in our shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Guys Which Of These Shapes Would You Go For/suits Your Standard? by Cybertext(m): 4:41pm On Jan 05, 2016
I'm in between slim and medium...
PoliticsRe: Ali Redeploys 69 Comptrollers Of Customs by Cybertext(m): 1:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
Issokay..... keep shaking it up, but don't break it.
RomanceRe: --- Sexy Light Skin Men--- by Cybertext(m): 7:48am On Jan 05, 2016
JanuaryTempest:
A few whispers in the dark can turn him straight wink
lol... I rest my case then.... cheesy
RomanceRe: --- Sexy Light Skin Men--- by Cybertext(m): 10:38pm On Jan 04, 2016
JanuaryTempest:
Not much of a fan but the one with an afro can git it any time (#6) wink He's hot.
The one with the Afro is a gay..... Don't ask me how I know.
RomanceRe: Do You Like To Put On/off The Light When Making Love? by Cybertext(m): 10:33pm On Jan 04, 2016
ShayGirl:
A dim coloured light will do for me.....nt d fluorescence or yellow bulb. Jex a fancy coloured light..kisskiss Can't stand darkness for one bit. huhhuh
Perfect skin color, perfect shape..... and oh lord!! the smiles shocked shocked
RomanceRe: 10 Naija Women Were Asked If A Man’s “size” Mattered- Their Responses Are Surpri by Cybertext(m): 10:28pm On Jan 04, 2016
"Chop banana till you go Yohhh!'....

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I Wonder why a lady will prefer a banana over a plantain....
RomanceRe: Help! How Can I Install Pes 2015? by Cybertext(m): 10:19pm On Jan 04, 2016
People still play PES?? I think FIFA 2016 is the real deal.... But hey! That's just my opinion.
RomanceRe: Wife Caught Having 3some With Her Sist/hubby. by Cybertext(m): 1:49pm On Jan 04, 2016
zeefa:
You are nothin but a dickhead. If u have nothing to contribute better you get off this page ok! Besides n 4 ur info, I have the picture taken by him when it happened. but it will be stupid for me to expose them at this point cos he hasn't conclude on what to do with it.
Lol... Yea I'm sure you have the pictures, or maybe its a selfie when they were having the party. Zomo!!
RomanceRe: Hey Ladies Do You Self Service? by Cybertext(m): 11:26am On Jan 04, 2016
Laveda:
Yeah...that's what I'm doing undecided
Epic response, case close!!
RomanceRe: Wife Caught Having 3some With Her Sist/hubby. by Cybertext(m): 11:22am On Jan 04, 2016
EGBON LINUS.... Leave trash for LAWMA, and while you are doing that pls . . . Gerrarehia mehnn!!!
RomanceRe: If All Nairaland Girls Are Like This, They Guys Will Be Happy Always (pic) by Cybertext(m): 11:03am On Jan 04, 2016
gulfer:
Liar Andy grin grin grin angry angry
Lol... Bro, You be detective huh
RomanceRe: If All Nairaland Girls Are Like This, They Guys Will Be Happy Always (pic) by Cybertext(m): 11:02am On Jan 04, 2016
gulfer:
Liar Andy grin grin grin angry angry
Lol... Bro, You be detective huh
RomanceRe: Is It Real.....please Be Kind With Your Replies by Cybertext(m): 10:53am On Jan 04, 2016
You need to be careful here.... if this story is real.


There are two things involve here, its either he has true feelings for you or he doesn't....
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The wife and twin thingy: If he's still in his 20s there's higher probability that he's saying the truth; at least going by the explanation he gave, since the pix dated back 5years ago (2011)...
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And No matter what your feelings are with him don't in any way support him financially (the day he ask you to give him some money is the day you fleee).
RomanceRe: My After Service Experience. by Cybertext(m): 1:23pm On Jan 03, 2016
One thing is certain... You are already tripping (@living faith guys are always dapper) and you are still going to call him or stalk & chat him up on whatsapp.



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lets leave trash for LAWMA
RomanceRe: Who Is More Beautiful? Fulani girls vs Igbo girls by Cybertext(m): 3:06pm On Jan 02, 2016
Pls when you say Fulani girls, add "rich" Fulani girls are facially beautiful (but no shape) them flat pass me self.... I served in a Fulani community and to be sincere I could handpick the beautiful ones,

I think every tribe have a fair share of radiant beauties(be it Idoma, tiv, Esan, Bini, Erik, Ibibio)... now to your question I will go with the Igbo girls (at least they still gat shape more than the Fulani girls)
RomanceRe: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Cybertext(m): 2:24pm On Jan 02, 2016
lol... @we are pencil in the hand of the creator
SportsIs This The Reason Why Leicester City Fc. Have Been On Fine Form?? (pics) by Cybertext(op): 9:07am On Dec 30, 2015
A Bhuddist monk was captured giving the players some tough prayers before an EPL game (You can call it JUjU).

It will be noted that Leicester city fc have only lost twice in the first-half of the league, and currently second on the EPL table only on goal difference. They have been on a fine form and against all odds they have been the surprise of the season.

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