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pussypounder:
Mmmmm....her brains turn me on
I will stuff my ripe banana in her mouth and choke her with it and would not mind her sitting on my face I will eat the snail twice even if it smells like rotten fish before I bury my shaft inside her assssshole while I creampieeeee twice

og2711:
Was it this father in the picture that said it?

If not, you have broken the 9th commandment and borne false witness

YesNo:
good one.

you forgot to add

slippers - you dont have to wear shoes all through a very long journey, you can set your feet free a bit.

pen/paper - your phone might get lost or disappoint you. you might need these.. and they are not heavy to carry with you.

tissue paper - babes will understand. cos na dem sabi beg driver to stop pass. but seriously, you dont wanna go down to piss and not be able to clean up then you come back in the bus smelling like urine. worst is to use leaf to clean up.... eeeeeeeeeeeew.

tonylaw07:
Come and see if it's converted or not. If it's professionally converted I give you 10k

gbegemaster:
Balls are naturally saggy so that's not really a good reply

OgaKazeem:
wow really?
tnx for d info mehn... i neva tot I cld get it here.
for au much pls?
do U reside in Ilorin bro?

OgaKazeem:
wow this really really helps.
d said car is a nissan altima 2000.
got dis abro coolant smtym bak bt it used to dry up. so i put water bak in there. later discovered it was because d coolant wasnt original.
bn difficult getting one here in Ilorin. wld try check total stations if I wld be lucky to get them. not sure tho cuz I neva saw anyfin of such on display just lubricants.

emeksdonalds:
Removed my car battery to jump start another car without knowing that once my car battery is removed, the car has to reset itself and thereby would be stopping every interval.. Once I apply my brake, it would go off and I have neutralize the gear to start it again... Imagine the insults I got on the road in the morning traffic cos of the break and quench.....then he worst of it all is the thing now decided to do the worst at Fela shrine that evening.. I didn't even mind but I drove the car from Lagos to East the very next morning.. The whole resetting mode corrected itself when I got to Asaba Delta state cos since I'm in a free road, I didn't have to use the break all time like on a busy Lagos roads. It wasn't easy, only an experienced driver can do that

SmartchoicesNG:
The op has woken up from the trap sleep of Honda.

banky3w:

GAZZUZZ:
for your mind

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nurey:
Drinking and driving, what a driver

Specialist900:
this shows engine is still very sound

richyblink1:
Not at all.

chiefbuchiV12:

You got me there

Fifthcolumnist:
Hahahahaha! Job seeker sported! may Jah bless your hustle and favour this month