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Crime › Re: I Was Romancing Her With My Private' - Man Caught Defiling 10-year-old Girl Says by Cypress042: 1:47pm On Sep 02, 2022

These youths are too kind though.

So after tying the both hands, they didn't continue the romance with a smooth 2 by 4 plank ?

He should be grateful sad

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Health › Re: Man Coughs To Death In Akure While Waiting For Taxi by Cypress042: 11:32am On Sep 02, 2022*

R.I.P to him sad

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 31st August 2022 by Cypress042: 9:07pm On Aug 31, 2022

ghettokid1:
2-1 now

up arsenal.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 31st August 2022 by Cypress042: 9:04pm On Aug 31, 2022

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Goal

Aston villa
Goal stand

Wtf, this match is ending draw.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 31st August 2022 by Cypress042: 9:02pm On Aug 31, 2022

dklex:
special announcement ; Arsenal membership form is up for sale.

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Romance › Re: Man And Lady Seen Exchanging Contact While On Bike. Photos And Video by Cypress042: 8:59pm On Aug 30, 2022*

This man probably don't know what he is getting himself into.

I just pity his Bank account, nothing again sad

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Crime › Re: Man Rapes Friend’s Wife Beside Her Husband In Lagos by Cypress042: 2:02pm On Aug 30, 2022

When you think you've heard and seen it all.

Another surprising news poops up shocked

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Romance › Re: My Friend Spent Only N3k On His Girlfriend From January Till Date by Cypress042: 1:07pm On Aug 30, 2022

Jesterinjay:
how did you know the light was green

Romance › Re: Is Food Still The Way To A Man's Heart!? by Cypress042: 12:57pm On Aug 30, 2022*

Islandlady:
But what if she is not a good cook or she is not good in bed?

I can teach her how to cook and be good in bed, but you see respect? It's not possible.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporter Prints 2000 Mosquito Nets To Be Distributed To Northerners. by Cypress042: 12:26pm On Aug 30, 2022

madridguy:
Louder bros. Them go still come and attack you. Is God not wonderful Suddenly they have forget their lord Mazi Kownu.

cry cry, keep on doing the needful grin

Crime › Re: Teenager Accuses Policeman Of Raping Her, Friend In Port Harcourt, Recorded It by Cypress042: 11:48am On Aug 30, 2022

chikason22:
SDFU assh***. Rape apologist. Rapist defending rapist. Why will he record them and if they stole from him, why will they return the ATM card. Brainless mofo. Kids have taken over this space truly.
Spits

What if you had made your point without insulting me huh

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Wear Pampers, Sing Emilokan To Mock Tinubu (pic, Video) by Cypress042: 11:41am On Aug 30, 2022

fx45:
You want to go and kill him

I'm not a killer.

Politics › Re: 2023: As A Christian, Is It A Sin To Collect Tinubu's Money But Vote Peter Obi? by Cypress042: 11:34am On Aug 30, 2022

Collecting money and voting for your preferred candidate has nothing to do with being a christian cool

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Romance › Re: Is Food Still The Way To A Man's Heart!? by Cypress042: 11:16am On Aug 30, 2022

Men need Respect, respect, respect and more respect!!.

If a woman has respect for her husband, peace of mind is obtained undecided

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Crime › Re: Teenager Accuses Policeman Of Raping Her, Friend In Port Harcourt, Recorded It by Cypress042: 11:03am On Aug 30, 2022

Jocdon:
yo are wrong, no man will give a hooker his ATM to go and withdraw money to eat and come back.

What if it's a settle up.

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Wear Pampers, Sing Emilokan To Mock Tinubu (pic, Video) by Cypress042: 10:20am On Aug 30, 2022

rippa:
Wetin happened to these people?

You should understand that GEJ is a kind and peace man huh

Romance › Re: MEN!! Stop Being Like This For These WH0R£S!! Learn To HAVE STANDARDS!! (Photos) by Cypress042: 10:16am On Aug 30, 2022

Lovely article.

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Romance › Re: I’m Breaking Up With Her For This Reason, Hope I’m Not Wicked by Cypress042: 8:50am On Aug 30, 2022*

You're on the right path man.

Breakup with her, and save yourself from unneccesary billings sad

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Romance › Re: Women Will Be Forever An Un Greatful Species by Cypress042: 8:26am On Aug 30, 2022

Op stay away from simping undecided

Crime › Re: Lady Turns Up After Being Declared Missing (photo) by Cypress042: 8:12am On Aug 30, 2022

Nigerians should develop the habit of checking inns, brothels and hotels before declaring people missing.

To avoid things like this undecided

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Politics › Re: Why Are Politicians No Longer Eating Corns By The Road Side? by Cypress042: 8:08am On Aug 30, 2022

The country is no longer safe for them grin

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Wear Pampers, Sing Emilokan To Mock Tinubu (pic, Video) by Cypress042: 7:59am On Aug 30, 2022

This niggar is a fool.

Only if he would understand the implication of what he's doing.

Those that took the pictures without blurring his face are the worst sad

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Struggling by Cypress042: 6:29am On Aug 30, 2022

Jondelng:
Zombidients Leave this man naa

Chronic Urchin.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Demons Are For Real by Cypress042: 10:48pm On Aug 29, 2022

The only Demon that i know exist, is in our hearts.

Apart from that demons do not exist undecided

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Crime › Re: Teenager Accuses Policeman Of Raping Her, Friend In Port Harcourt, Recorded It by Cypress042: 10:30pm On Aug 29, 2022*

Avoid quarrel or any problem that will take you and a woman to court.

The cop might actually be saying the truth, but no one will give him a listening ears.

It's a pity sad

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Romance › Re: Why Are People So Rude On This Forum by Cypress042: 10:06pm On Aug 29, 2022

Do better like how ?

Go and have a seat sad

Politics › Re: Why Is Peter Obi Not Condemning Atrocities In The South East? by Cypress042: 9:58pm On Aug 29, 2022

Romance › Re: Guys Like Girls That Drink Alcohol So Much. by Cypress042: 9:34pm On Aug 29, 2022

There is how it works.

Which is, flirt with the insane ones, and settle down with the sane ones.

No guy would want to settle down with a Lady who drinks alot undecided

Romance › Re: My Friend Spent Only N3k On His Girlfriend From January Till Date by Cypress042: 9:23pm On Aug 29, 2022*

Your friend is a real niggar with iron balls.

There's was an apprentice girl showing me green light today, but my sunglasses didn't allow me to see it undecided

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Romance › Re: Pregnant Sidechick Crashes Her Boyfriend's Wedding (Photos, Video) by Cypress042: 9:18pm On Aug 29, 2022

Sniper101:
I just tire bros
Some sick bítch tried to try that shit on me early last month.

Don't even give a fvck bro sad

Family › Re: Father & Daughter Banished From Nnobi, Anambra For Incest That Produced 2 Kids by Cypress042: 6:28pm On Aug 29, 2022

mbahdi:
Alot is happening uncovered.maybe she live alone with the father.any lady living alone with a brother or a father,hmmmmm it do av another side of a story untold.

A gone soul sad

... SMH

Fashion › Re: Is This Dressing Indecent For A Mother? (photo) by Cypress042: 6:16pm On Aug 29, 2022

Since there is nothing wrong with the dressing.

i wonder why you still opened a thread because of it, wouldn't you have saved the energy sad

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