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CrimeRe: Lady Slaps Man In Bank, The Man Slaps Her Back As She Staggers. See Reactions by cyprus000: 2:01am On Jun 15, 2019
MuhammadWrites:
Slapping a woman by a man is inhumane, but unfortunately not in my father's land.
and the woman slapping the man is humane? please, shove your 'gentleman' sissy bullshît up your rectum.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Comes For Ladies Who Are Not Same Way They Look On Instagram by cyprus000: 11:38pm On Jun 13, 2019
myddmodnabastard:
well done Mr magu efcc boss
guy, abeg no wound me with laughgringrin
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by cyprus000: 3:59pm On Jun 11, 2019
Gerrard59:
Ah! shocked

Are they still in the third wave? I thought they have graduated to the fourth wave? Besides, there are no more feminists these days. Rather, bunches of misandrists masquerading as feminists. Demanding rights but not responsibilities.
I was expecting somebody to say this.
PoliticsRe: NASS Election: A Wailer Officially Quit Politics - Photo by cyprus000: 2:32pm On Jun 11, 2019
funny commentsgrin


why the personal attack thohuh
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Still In Ikoyi Prison, We Are Waiting For EFCC To Verify - Manageme by cyprus000: 12:34pm On Jun 10, 2019
coolcharm:
Ogbeni, did you even read the headline of the post at all? Abi your account is on auto responder grin cheesy
grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian President Vladimir Putin Hits Africa Again! by cyprus000:
panafrican:
1.Why the Russians did not send troops to defend Gaddafi' s regime the same way they did in Syria?
2. Why the Soviets did not send troops to help Patrice Lumumba in the Congo in the 1960's?
3. What did the Russians do when France was blowing up Cote d'Ivoire recently ( in 2010 - 2011) and putting a French puppet in power ?
Instead of accusing Africans all the time , Russia should ask itself those questions .
If it is not Russia's role to help Africa, then Russia should stop talking about us.
You're correct in that respect. but it's often said that you dont throwaway the baby out with the bath water.
Russia can not be said to not be guilty of indifference to Africa, but Russia itself is not virgin to Western hegemony and exploitation. for instance;former Russian president, Boris Yeltsin, was a well known western puppet who pandered to the whim and caprice of the west. so, it's tantamount to prejudice to judge present Russian state, by the shortfalls of it predecessors

You seem to forgot that after the ousting of Gaddafi, and the proliferation of weapons in the sub-saharan region, due to the Libya debacle. it was Russia that came to the rescue of Nigeria when the west was about to strengthen the noose on our neck with it preposterous arm embargo. though i find it stultifying that Africa still quintessentially depend on another continent to defend itself. nonetheless, Putin has been helpful enough to deserve plaudit, and this his purported speech (which I think is a hoax), is a pleasant one geared toward upheaval that elicit introspection.
Foreign AffairsRe: Teacher Gets Sacked For Asking Trump To Sack Mexicans by cyprus000: 1:36pm On Jun 08, 2019
Megatrix:
After reading her letter, I can't see what she did wrong. She complained that there were illegal students in the school and they were dealing drugs in the school, the evidence was found and nothing was done to the drug dealers hence her appeal to the president to help remove the illegal students and drug dealers so what did she do wrong ecactly? If I am her, I am getting my lawyers and suing the school for a huge payday. It's clear they voted to get rid of her cos she blew the whistle on their illegal and criminal activities
you're very rational. what is the use of immigration law, when those that made it endorse it infringement.


that is gross stupidity.
RomanceRe: Nine (9) Mistakes Most Ladies Make But Do Not Know. by cyprus000: 12:32am On Jun 06, 2019
Octopusssy:
"Chioma Jesus kee you there". Is this how to pass a message across? Also did you consider the fact that some women in their 30s who are still single are that way because of multiplicity of factors, the most common one being spiritual problems, and not because they frittered their youth away?

You began that point well but ended it very badly. You sound like the typical conceited, sexist Nigerian male who believes a woman's worth is tied to the three letters M-R-S.

Ps- I am not single, before Nairaland children start vomiting rubbish.
why you sharply confess say you no single.


aunty, you can not escape the barrage that is cominggrin
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Is The 3rd Worst President In American History by cyprus000: 12:39pm On Jun 05, 2019
KoiceReloaded:
Your comment is ironic cuz you're the one so far up Trump ass you are unable to see facts presented in front of you. I don't understand how some idiotic elements in Africa are unable to see Trump for the proven bigot, liar, and misogynist he is.

- Trump has made more than 10,100 false or misleading statements since his inauguration.

- Trump is very corrupt. A New York Times article listed numerous ways Trump, his family and aides have used the presidency to enrich themselves. These include taxpayers subsidizing Trump when he stays at his properties; Trump’s companies pushing to expand overseas with help from foreign governments; and foreign officials trying to curry favor by spending money at Trump’s properties.

- Trump incites hate and bigotry. He regularly insults critics and has slurred blacks, Mexicans, Muslims and immigrants. He has called white supremacists “very fine people.”

- Trump thumbs his nose at the rule of law, undermining democracy. He has attacked judges on rulings with which he has disagreed. He obstructed justice numerous times, as described by Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian interference with the 2016 presidential election.

- Trump is a conman. He sold himself as an astute businessman, convincing many voters he would bring prosperity to the little guy. Now we know better. The New York Times reported recently that between 1985 and 1994 Trump’s businesses showed losses of nearly $1.2 billion. They paid no taxes in eight of those years. Meanwhile, Trump’s tax cuts have helped corporate giants, but the little guy not so much. His tariff battle with China has hurt farmers and threatens to increase prices of many consumer goods sold in the U.S and diaspora.

Trump is a would-be dictator who coddles strongmen. He has taken the word of Russian President Vladimir Putin over U.S. intelligence agencies. He has called North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un “honorable.” He has similarly praised dictatorial leaders of China, Turkey, the Philippines and Egypt.


And yet, ignominious elements in Nairaland would sooner ignore all these, and would rather lick Trump's fat ass than look truth in the eyes. Pathetic.
you know, after seeing your puerile outburst, I can't help but laugh. I mean; what you just did is akin to a dog barking at a sleeping Lion. anyway, I'm on hibernation, so I'll let your misadventure pass.

I see you're trying to prevaricate.
Now to the matter; you made this statement
KoiceReloaded:
The FBI could possibly charge him for election malpractices once his 4 year tenure is up, since they are barred from charging an incumbent president by the American constitution.
I responded as to the possibility of him getting re-elected thus making him not susceptible to FBI probe as you postulated.

Any other liberal balderdash you yelped, is of no concern to me.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Is The 3rd Worst President In American History by cyprus000: 11:25am On Jun 05, 2019
KoiceReloaded:
Bro, Trump is not gonna get re-elected. The FBI could possibly charge him for election malpractices once his 4 year tenure is up, since they are barred from charging an incumbent president by the American constitution.
it's either you're ignorant on how the presidency work, or your blind revulsion for trump have precluded your sense of reality in this respect.

get yourself abreast with the nitty-gritty before you commit anymore blunder.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Is The 3rd Worst President In American History by cyprus000: 8:49am On Jun 05, 2019
hehehe! aren't liberals pathetic cry babies. I venture a guess that their crying will culminate to season film if he eventually get re-elected. we'll see something like: previously on the "wailing of our time", President trump fvcked liberals through the àss, he's back to fvck them through the nose this time. for previous episodes on wailing of our time, visit www.CNN.com


yeeh! na who stone me. gringrin

Foreign AffairsRe: Nechama Rivlin Is Dead! Israel’s First Lady Dies by cyprus000: 10:12pm On Jun 04, 2019
[quote author=KristaPretty post=79025159][/quote]na you do mehuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Nechama Rivlin Is Dead! Israel’s First Lady Dies by cyprus000: 9:48pm On Jun 04, 2019
KristaPretty:
Oh dear.

Sorry cry
sorry for what, for heeding to the ineluctable call of nature that the whole world is subject to or whathuh
Christianity EtcRe: 'Hot Slap Parade' Inside Church By Boys And Girls (photos) by cyprus000: 1:00am On Jun 03, 2019
Pegi23:
omg. well I'm new here oo
so what, we should cook stonehuh
FamilyRe: My Wife Watching Porn by cyprus000: 12:42am On Jun 03, 2019
Billy0naire:
Nothing is wrong in watching Porn.

If you are the one leaving the bedroom to guest room, you are the wife and she is the husband of the house. Always know that weakness is not civility, so you are simply a weak man. Sorry, but a real man does not leave bedroom for wife, it is wife that leaves bedroom.

Again, why are you so jealous? it is actually your possessive attachment to the woman that makes her treat you the way she does.

Solution:
Create Artificial Scarcity to increase your market value, and stir up competition in the minds of your partner.

What I mean in essence is, leave home for a week or so and deny her or your kids full access to you. And occasionally let her see you chat with a female. It will reset her a little bit and you can step in and exert your authority as a real man. Stop being a snowflake. Life was not designed to be fair. It is an evolving game. You must learn to lose what you have and have what you lose, it is the fun of the game.

At the end, if you divorce, will life not go on? Expect the worst and do your best.
it's lugubrious to know that a man like me will tolerate such ignominious treatment from a human, not to talk of a woman, for any reason whatsoever.




very disconcerting i must say
AutosRe: Very Clean Ford Explorer For Sale At Good Price by cyprus000(op): 6:21pm On Jun 02, 2019
yes, still for sale
RomanceRe: How Much Should A Man Earn Monthly Before Considering Marriage? by cyprus000:
ibkayee:
Guy, are you in love with me already? At least give yourself a week before stalking me cheesy
hahaha! you say in love? when I'm yet to have a girlfriend for good 26yrs in the physical world, not to talk of an online entity. jeez, I'm ineffably perplexed at your narcissism. you see why i approach women with a long pole and, get misconstrued as a woman hater.WTF, aren't women just the most presumptive being on earth.

let me disabuse your egregious assumption; I'm only having a blithe moment with you, and if it makes you feel good with the thinking that I'm in love with you, then I'm madly in love with you. i go even fight Osama if em try nonsense with you. lolgrin

RomanceRe: How Much Should A Man Earn Monthly Before Considering Marriage? by cyprus000: 5:39pm On Jun 02, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
so long as that man can pay his rent, pay for his monthly food, pay the bills etc....and has small change at the end of the month, then he can consider dating, and possibly marriage...
what if there's an emergency(God forbid). what is he to do? come online to start a fund raiserhuh
RomanceRe: How Much Should A Man Earn Monthly Before Considering Marriage? by cyprus000: 5:29pm On Jun 02, 2019
ibkayee:
Standards of living will vary so you're going to have a bunch of significantly different numbers flying up and down this thread lol

Dunno what arrangement he plans to have going on with his wife concerning contributions, but realistically probably at least whatever amount can comfortably cover all basic living necessities month to month.

Ideally, rule of thumb is to also have about 6 months worth of your annual savings tucked up somewhere if possible.
the only sensible post I've seen you make. oya shoot
CrimeRe: Man Beats And Rapes His Wife In Umuahia (Photos) by cyprus000: 11:36pm On Jun 01, 2019
numen:
Don't even bother them with a reply. Just click report type "4" and submit.

Chikena!

The post go just vanish like rapture grin
no, it only vanish on your account until the mods actually ban the person.

other members will still see it, even though you that reported it can not.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool: UCL Final (0 - 2) On 1st June 2019 by cyprus000: 11:07pm On Jun 01, 2019
Sanchez01:
I truly wanted Liverpool to win but it is strange that the match left me unhappy. Tottenham was the better team tonight with ill luck. Tonight's game will go down as one of the most boring Champions League Final ever!

Congratulations to Liverpool. They didn't deserve this, not with the performance in Madrid.
stop being a closet hater, and a sore loser.

own up and admit you wanted Liverpool to lose, but your hope was dashed.


better with no single goal on target throughout first half. stop lying through your teeth.
SportsRe: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by cyprus000: 10:27pm On Jun 01, 2019
Mikocake:
Better angle grin
WTF, that pússy is rich. hahahagrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool : All You Need To Know About Champions League Final by cyprus000: 10:17pm On Jun 01, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
You predicted rightly...lemme go and edit mine too grin grin grin
lolcheesy
Liverpool forever
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool : All You Need To Know About Champions League Final by cyprus000: 12:21pm On Jun 01, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
All you need to know :
Liverpool will win. Klopp will get his Champions League Gold medal.
Liverpool 2 v Tottenham 1
TheFacelessMan calls it! cool
Liverpool will win 2 zero.
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 12:08pm On Jun 01, 2019
ibkayee:
Lol stopped reading at the part where you were sad enough to post a link to a 'diss' post you made in 2016. Good day fam cheesy
me and you know that you're lying through your teeth. cheesy


be humble bitchh

CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 10:02am On Jun 01, 2019
olaBC007:
Guy... Why u dey follow lady drag matter laidis undecided
the only thing wey serious for all my post, na the very first one. and na because she attack the guy wey make em personal opinion, and I no like when people try to stifle people opinion with their warp sentiment.

that aside, the remaining one na normal banter, even tho I dey mean to her. na the only way i sabi banter be that. that's why I dey avoid am since 2016.
Check here and see where i vex with one guy>> https://www.nairaland.com/2897923/us-navy-sitting-ducks-future/1#42935658

conversely, ibkayee, when are you going to suck my mothèrfuckìng dick. remember it's not good to keep a gentleman waiting. lolgrin
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 8:14pm On May 31, 2019
ibkayee:
I’m gay
you seem oblivious of my psychological abilities.
your demeanor betray your femininity, and no level of disingenuity can masquerade your sex.

So, be humble and suck my dîck. lolcheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 7:54pm On May 31, 2019
ibkayee:
Never heard this before, how edgy cheesy
Now that you've heard, what next?

suck my dicck bîtch undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 5:25pm On May 31, 2019
ibkayee:
Please don’t wreck my self esteem cheesy
OK, bîtch grin
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 3:24pm On May 31, 2019
ibkayee:
New Benz loading cheesy
lol cheesy

watching your step already? don't try me, cause I'll wreck the little self esteem you have left.

you despicable manifestation of human-animal, a chronic embodiment of professional foool.

run along nitwit.
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 3:05pm On May 31, 2019
ibkayee:
The one I collected from your father and am just about to take for rituals
lame! lolcheesy

is that all you could muster. I was even expecting that you'd embroil my mom in your imbecility, as you ignominious abortion of a creature is known for such cesspool attitude.


dirty thing.
CelebritiesRe: Tee Billz Swears With His Kids As He Calls Out People He Helped by cyprus000: 2:55pm On May 31, 2019
ibkayee:
Broke dumped husband spotted cheesy
So says a shameless pot of cum

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