₦airaland Forum

Me sef tire, i'm yet to see it on my dashboard, anybody update us please.

eepeepook:
21? That’s for lazy men. Any male worth his salt should build a house at age 14. Na wa. No wonder the world is soft today.

Very very dark humor.

rottennaija:
Incredible Report from a Donetsk Citizen:

“I feel it in my bones and soul, because today, instead of the steady rumble of Avdeyevka artillery, there was silence.

There hasn't been any shelling of Donetsk today, at all.

Today, the Nazis who have bombed us for almost a decade from Avdeyevka are too busy running for their lives to target civilians or anyone else.“

Abeg rottennaija copy paste the whole write up i cant view the screenshot its blurry.

robinfemi:
Pep is doing well while mourinho is doing bad.

Mourinho no be special one anymore.

Now special bad

You cannot compare the financial might of mancity to roma. Make pep go roma for 3 seasons make we see. Sometimes in life what it takes to succeed might just be the right tools.

Evolutionism:
Empty blvck skull.

Na wetin dem sabi pass be this.

Their mates arcross the Globe are breaking grounds with series of new Inventions and new Innovations by making the world a better and easy place to live.

But here we have an empty blvck skull showing off nonsense and rubbish after doing some frauds and stealing money meant for other people.

What are you doing across the globe?, What have you invented?, how many people have you employed and what is your networth?.

blowjohn:
The summary of it all is that even simple telecommunication technology is still rocket science in Nigeria.


Last year November/ December, u will call mtn line and network will tell u the 'glo' number ur trying to call is not reachable. Meanwhile na mtn number u dial o

Ok na, you think say na only una dey smoke loud ni. Nigerian ISP dey suffry drag and puff am pass am. #zerrydl ft shallipopi

stacyadams:
Useless slangs wey no fit improve the economy

Even the economy 'no gree' improve 'for' 'anybody'.

QuickStandard:

I really wanna understand, is Wike still a PDP MEMBER? Or he's now an Agbadorian?

I heard reno the he-goat is on naira land. Kindly respond MR. blogger

He apdcp, the ruling cartel in the kontree are trying to create a one party symtem like pdp of 2000-2015. There's no going back, EMILOKAN has captured nigerian politics. forget opposition as you know it cos come 2027 there will be none.

vicdom:

Dangote is actually the main targe! Tinubu's heavy torchlight is beamed on him specifically, others were only mentioned in order not to be seemed as vendetta. Emefele and Dangote finished this country completely

They finished the kontree kpatakpata, not completely. Please take note.

Seun:
This feature is not out of the question, but let's see how you feel when my moderators are able to block them before you see their posts.

Nairaland needs an app.

Yungmil:
This life funny ooo


I dey think say as this men don make am for like nothing go dey bother them, na to just dey enjoy money dey go without stress.


But still dem still dey worry and fight each other. Hmmmm


Complicated

Na who control the state dey control the money. Na Who dey dish soup dey decide the size of meat to give you.

[quote author=Jcoleworld911 post=127334129]Innoson, the man of the people

He should use google photos to do a search.

victory36:
Africans will claim everything except development and common sense. That's how they are also claiming Cleopatra and the franks . Stupid folks

The moores ruled spain for over 700 yrs and they were africans. ignoramus

You go fuel house carry matches follow body.

immortalcrown:
Yet, nobody came half unclad.

Even without this kind of freedom, people go naked in Naija in the name of fashion.

If not that you suffer from double personality disorder, you would have taken your own word by minding your business instead of responding to my comment. And if not that you are a hypocrite, you would have told every commenter here to mind his or her business.

When good things are condemned, you keep quiet. But when bad things are condemned, you shout, "Mind your business".

Best clapback i've seen this year on NL.

jamesversion:
Lunatic.There is no such thing as Port Harcourt South LGA. Port Harcout LGA is Ikwerreland and Okrika and customary tenants.

Also having 11LGA doesn't make you the biggest ethnic group. Take for instance. Ogubolo LGA isn't more than 30,000 people, Opobo isn't more than 150,000 people. Asari Tiru is less than 100,000 people. Engenni is a section of Ahoada west. They are not more than 8000 people. Okrika is small. Bonny is small. Andonni is sizeable, same for Akuku Toru and Degema. Also Abua is sizeable.

You be majority yet na now you dey become governor.

No mind am only obioakpor and tai votes go halve their voting strength.

But putin still outsmart them.

Christistruth03:
He is even Worse than Antisemite He is an Anti Christ or at least he acts like one
If He tries nonsense with Nigeria FG should just ban Twitter Straight

Emotional... The legit nigerian content creators should go hungry.

doggedfighter:
Fear woman but you have women in your life they've not killed you , you are still alive typing fear woman .

If we check well, you have plenty women rubbing your back.

Fear woman indeed !

You will not understand. Shey you did not see the other comments that are telling you to define the relationship before you eat your way into it.

4tomandchi:
When people get to power through corrupt means expect corruption to be on the rise.

When the dollar was 700 under Buhari the narrative then was that the First Lady had hijacked the dollar from CBN and was reselling at black market rate. So what is going on with the Tinubu presidency who has hijacked the dollar now that is almost double the price he meet it.

Is this how Lagos was built?

The 2nd lady did this time around.

oluwaseunamos33:
Why would adeleke do such without my approval?

Sorry mr president. He is just a kid.

Gadafii:
and who that one concern,

Help me ask am oh... For this harsh economy person wan dey define sofinear for us. Anything given to you by any celebrant as take home is sofinear simple.

Nackzy:
Mad oooo. But I prefer a souvenir that I will always see n use than the one I will flush in the toilet

For this hard times a live chicken of 7k plus is better than plastic bowl.

Medium76:
Every Nigerian ought to own a portion of the Federal Capital Territory. Abuja is our common heritage as Nigerian citizens.

The good thing is, Land no cost for Abuja, Na you wan buy am for Maitama. Even sef, Land no even cost for Maitama, Na you no buy am on time.

For as low as 800k, you can become a Landlord in Abuja. Don't take my word for it, you can click this LINK to see for yourself.

Every Nigerian ought to own an iphone 15pro max, for as low as 80k you can own one in the same abuja. don't take my words for it you can click your own link to get started.

Spirit04:
so saying Israel should stop murdering people means someone hates Israel?

Welcome to the new reality... We need multipolarism.

This will never be reported as terrorism, if na for african or middle east the headline for be '77 years old terrorist kills two protesters'

Roboto11:
Hushpuppi nko?

E go soon order em own from prison.

Badca81:
I thought all car dealers had trackers installed in their cars?

You thought wrong.

Oga 6.7 billion USD was released to banks.

squash47:
Wike perform pass many governors during his time. Everybody was aware.

Performed 90% in 2 LGAs only.