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The only place where a gal who doesn't xpress appreciation afta a memorable moment would receive a call from me is in her dreams!

@ op

Hmmn. . . I am the second gal, I'm actually a dude who's been playing u all dis yl. U'v bin talking to my gf on fone. Sori anyway, it was fun though. . .

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The thread starter's boyfriend found out about the thread, got angry & beat the hell outta her, sending her to heaven in the process. May she R.I.P

Thanks for ur replies. U can start posting ur 'condolation' messages.

Poor Arithmetics. . .

Either way it's two against one, Men rule! Women. . .
Ah Ah! Yet another mathematical proof. . .

'Men' + 'Wo' = Women.

Enuff of the blabbing already! A woman is NON-EXISTENT without a man! This is Proven Mathematically by English:


'Man' + 'Wo' = Woman.


'Male' + 'Fe' = Female.


Which other 'Proof' una want?

@ topic

If they like. . . The consequence (if any) is theirs' to bear.

. . .'bout who they've phocked, who they're phocking & who they'ld lyk to phock. . .

@ op

Whr av u bin?! I'v nt had a gud 'cyber fight' in ages. . .
I hope to get one pretty soon!

@ topic

Ur gal's probably aving a gr8 tym! Meetin' new ppl, makin' a few more friends etc

She's nt meant 2 miss u @ this point. Just ignore her 4 a while & c wat happens. If she doesn't get in touch, I suggest u jump & if she does, u sure know what to do. So, just ignore her. . .

P.S: If she calls & asks 4 sumtin, promise 2 do it ( but fail to). . .

Don't tink so. . .

Who's complaining? The innocent gals or the 'Hot' dudes?. . . I wonda when our biz will be ourz alone.

@ mania


Yeah! I c u'v lost urs. . .

Hero 'urgently' needs a side kick who'll assist him in fighting evil. . .

I rily don't c anytin wrong wit d ladies playing hard to get, as long as they don't over-do it. Some av lost their soul mates due to excess forming.


Too much of anytin is baaad. . .

I say u need a life. A new one. . .

Simply 'diswife' & 'disfather' the both of 'em. . .

. . .not even for the world. . .

Companionship. . .

Yet anoda retard. . . One of the many effects of poor security services in our Psychiatric hospitals.

Everytin. . . Good Riddance though.

The main question here is 'What is the truth'?

As far as I'm concerned, the truth is that which sets you free. Sometyms u just av to tel ppl what they want to hear. So in the real sense, the truth is that which saves thou, be it true or otherwise.

Eva seen a hen chasing a cock?

Ever heard of: E-ni-mi-ma-ni-mo? That should work if the Lucky Draw screws. . .

It doesn't mata wat she's done b4 but rada, wat she's doing. . .
See me talking as if I know any. . .

But d fact that she had d guts 2 tel u 'bout her past warrants sum 'justice tempered with mercy'. . .

I'd rada do 'wealth driven' crazy things. . .

@ op

The generalization wasn't 'so generalized'. . . I tink 'All Girls' would beta replace 'Nigerian Girls'.

A cheating girlfriend complaining about a disrepectful & flirting boyfriend. . . What a world!


Dis is where communication comes in handy. If he's unforgiving, move on with what's left of ur loff liphe. Most importantly, learn & don't regret. . .

Maybe he found a 'correcter' or do I say 'more correct' girl. . .