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If she lefts him now, he'll die sololy. . .
Who needs a spine-less wimp? ? ?
He beta takes my advice. . .any deviation wuld be disastrous.

If I were u boyfriend, GOD knows I'd av left you a long time ago. . .

Since u're both used to break & make ups, he'll surely take u baq. But things like that aren't good for a healthy relationship.

A Word Of Advice:

Consider the reaction of every action you take & get geared 4 the consequences. Shame shouldn't be much of a problem to you right now, getting ur man should. . .

Don't let her go oh! Chain her to a car engine in ur house. If she goes u r finished! ! !

Retards on NL !

@ patwitchkid

Nofin oh! But I avn't phock'd since ystrday. If there sumtin wrong wit dat?

He'lk ask u 2 take 'em' off & get on ur knees. . .
. . .9 months later, he'll swear to av neva met u b4. . .

Is this post in English? I'm not high or am I?

The man returns home everyday to his wife with sagged boobs & ass not to forget the 'slacked' kitten as well. A lil sexy Arrow sees the rich Dude & does the 'snake walk' past him a couple of times, next thing you know. . .


. . .shameless old man (if the girlz relatives get hold of the man first) or little LovePeddler (if the manz wifey gets hold of the Arrow first) is what we hear at the end. . .




The blame is pushed to either of d victims based on who's fans find out first. . .

Crap Crap Crappity Crap!

We've got so much (cash) that we don't know what to do with it. So we set 'em ablaze! . . .

I no fit giff u my kidney finish then u come talk say u no dey do again oh! I'll kill!

Me can't give out ma kidney sha, u beta die on tym cos if we're in loff u'll want me to av my kidneys to myself. . .


Hmmn. . . C ruff play.

Lmao @ odourless, colourless fart!

I tot d ice breaker was. . .

The spending & 'receipt keeping' part sounds stwange. . . I do the rest but that.

My ex can testify. . .we burn cash, baby.

1. Walk up to her (don't crawl).
2. Talk thru ur mouth (not nose).
3. Speak up (don't mumble).
4. Use words (not sobs).
5. Ignore her hubby's prescence or better still, do these in his absence.

U'll need the phrases in brackets if her hubby is. . .Me! Cos the organs'll be condemned. . .

Yeah! The little b*tches. . .

Me neither. . .

*slaps Toyosi & punctures one of her 'rolling eyes'*

I guess I can. . .

Pity?!
Doesn't sound like pity 2 me sha. . .
Guess I'm only covering the mess I made with my spontaenous express. . .& giving my child a 'real parents' life, he deserves.

Lmao @ tangool & tarngo & English speaking NLers. . .

@ OP
I beg to differ oh! Truth is, it's hard to find sum1 2 blame when the cat's let out (that's y we av Akon & the Devil anyway). . .

Wuld u blame d 'irresistable' gal who 'seduces' a married man or the rich father who flaunts his wealth @ a hungry gal?

The gals'll blame d man yl d guys'll do the opposite, and the victims will bring 'innocent' devil into the mata. . .or Akon. Either way, we all av 'buttons'. . .

Bad gal!

It's Plain Nonsense! I do what I want, when I want, how I want, with whom I want etc
Make purge hold u first, whether u go prefer to. . .

@ pat'witch'kid & DaPhoenix

I'l let it pass 'cos 2dae's the Sabbath. . .stil kipping it 'wholly'.



Meanwhile my nominations are. . .

Best Female Poster: Gabrywyl, Daphoenix, Sistawoman, Tope2000, Moyola.

Best Male Poster: Mr. Crackles, Treetop, F*ck you, Daviddylan.

Nicest: Gabrywyl, Hauwa, Ibkaye.

Best Newbie: Me! (I'm still registering )

Classiest: Iice, Sauron, Grizzly.

Most Delusional: Fu*k you, Adambrody.

Most Popular: Pat'witch'kid, Gabrywyl, Mr. Crackles, DaPhoenix.

Most Comedic: Pat'witch'kid, Fu*k you, Crazykid (Most Ironic).

Most Predictable: Fu*k you, Eyonigger.

Best Threader: DaPhoenix, d-ROC, Gabrywyl.

Worst Threader: Eyonigger, d-ROC.


I'll post d rest when I'm done screwing dis B*€$#. . .

The witch is here! ! !

She wants to live without him but with his kidney?! That's one lucky bi*ch! If it were me, I'd rip her open & get my kidney BY MYSELF! Ingrates are increasing by the day. . .
I borrow u my kidney finish & u wan run. . .

I beg to differ! U are cursed! Consult 'patwitchkid' 4 deliverance. . .

Meeen. . . A lesbo nw wants 2 get married. Oh! How I miss my cyber buddy!

Hell No! It's impossible 4 me. . .