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Distant relationships? They're possible but difficult to maintain.

Nice thread. Got me thinking. . .

Truth is, even Love fails. . . It requires a lot of trust, tolerance & understanding for it to wax strong. Love is as fragile as its strength. . .cos therein lies its weakness.

Too bad, these days Love is best imagined. Its existence lies only in flicks. Materialism has taken over instead. . . Who's to blame? Hungry 'lovers' or Greedy diggers.

I'm tired already, perhaps Love needs a break. . .

Yeah, it's true! Can't blame d gals eida, it's one of those tins that poverty/greed leads 'em to. Put d blame on Akon or d Devil. . .

*Yawns & Stretches*

I'll ask him to put his wife on. . .

The kid's got G.A.M.E!

Did u really type out that stuff? If Yes, me thinks u really a job. A very boring one @ dat. . .

. . .not advisable 4 nymphs. . .& fweaks. . .& distrusting partnaz.

Awww. . . U deserve an appraisal 4 a luvly piece as this, but since I don't fall into any of the underlisted categories, *remembers bannability & zips his lips*

I want to learn how to melt a girl I just tose. . .

Trust, Respect & Loyalty.

Muv on FAST!

Ok 2.

Cos the lies r wat they want too hear. . . By the way, truth is in the heart of the hearer. So the 'lie' is not a lie 'cos they tend to believe it, so it's 'THEIR TRUTH'

Anoda Facebook wahala!


In the past two months, Facebook has:

1. Re-united old lovers.
2. Led 2 marriages.
3. Helped the cops in apprehending a thief.
4. Led to the break-up of a 'cropple'.


@ op

Ur bf is just one lame dog! Who barks loudly when his broken bone gets kicked.

Dump his as*. U weren't wrong in ANY way (only say u get small over sabi). He's only trying to shift the blame on you. Good Riddance!

Too bad. . . But 'Nothing for you' (U're just her 'Lagbaja'). . .

I suggest that you start having feelings for your ex as well! 50 - 50 no cheating! *kidding*


I can't b of much help 'cos I'm in same shoes with u (mine's even worse & has a lot of twists and turns).

So right now, I'm just 'free lancing'. . . Doing wateva, howeva, whereva & wheneva and expecting d worst (as well as the best). Don't let it disturb u in anyway (academically or wicheva way). Let's say u leave him and he still doesn't return to his ex? That'll b a lot worse 4 u 2 bear. . .


We often worry ourselves unnecessarily. . . So just face ur books & ur man and turn ur back on those crappy thoughts. . . Gudluck! Beta still, do what u deem right. Who knows, U might just be right. . .

Pat, I've made some 're-adjustments' since the last time you sucked. . . How 'bout a 're-suck' ? ? ?

If a gal slaps me?!

I can't say what I'll do oh! Lest I get banned 'again'. . . But it depends on my relationship with the gal. . .

I love it when a woman loves me. . .

Ah! Ah! I av d.ck oh! Incase. . .

Ok. . . Flash me. . .

Eiya. . . Bid her farewell. . .

Yeah! I'v used those words just once without showing what they really mean 'cos nature had it's claws @ my neck. . . I meant/mean it though but. . .

I avn't seen/heard a gal who stutters! Pat cal me on 08012345678 lemme hear u stutter. . .

I avn't seen/heard a gal who stutters! Pat cal me on 08012345678 lemme hear u stutter. . .

That's more like it!

What do yung & old women say? By the way, I KNOW all men r fools. . .