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@ OP

U r a foolish man (just like ur topic)! Is it ur bizness wat ppl do wit their body?

Materialist. . .

So?

@ tee ice

How she say make we take know where her true love dey? Abi here na shrine?

By d way, where pat witch kid? The Nairaland Witch. . .she culd help d OP

Impossible. . .

@ kokoye

The details won't sound too hard 4 me 2 believe, so please can u post 'em?! I'm curious. . .

U'll b an ex if dat dude don't get sex. . .boys dey vex!

U tell me. . .

Are parents always right?

No.

Nairaland sha. . . *whistles & clicks the log out button*

1. Fear of losing their partners.
2. Insecurity.
3. Stupidity.
4. Dem think say na child's play.

Marriage sef na oath, so don't take oaths/marriage 4 granted. . .

To make friends on NL:

1. Start a controversial topic.
2. Crucify any off-topic poster & thank gud contributors.
U'll make friendr either way (crucifixion or appreciation). . .or both ways.

Eyonigga is my friend! But I dey lash am if he Bleep up. . .

Orishirishi on NL. . .

Patwitchkid is a 18 yr old 'dibia' who specialises in emotional truama, all she requires is d name & age of whosoeva nids it. . .
She's d 156th daughta of 'Kpekulutèmu' of Ifekhu village. Visit luvgpatwitchkid.com 4 her bio.


@ topic

Me tinks me gal wld b a lot beta if. . .
. . .she'd stop. . .

There's beef in d air! Can I av sum?

Horn-Line Day-Tin on Koboland! Witch kid is switchin' b/w 'm' & 'f'. . .

So wat's d true story? A flirting boyfriend or a STD distributing girlfriend? The latter sounds more feasible cos d 4ma doesn't warrant such 'brutality'.
I hope Brizzle doesn't av any disease sha. . .

@ Eyonigga
U b bum-bum! I dey come baq 4 u, make I phock finish first. . .

Pat witch is baq! Yaaay. . .

Eyonigga, u speak ur mind, I speak my own. It's u who is always crucifying ppl about making wubbish posts/threads, complaining about 'disk space depletion' on behalf of whom I don't knw. Rememba u even insulted me on an occasion?

Wel, I just gav u a dose of ur medicine & I bet u nw knw what it's lyk.
We all knw Nairaland gets boring & lively silmutaenously but opening a thread for that purpose makes u a hypocrite.
Like u said, I'm decent but I h8 hypocrisy. . . Peace man.

Eyonigga, u speak ur mind, I speak my own. It's u who is always crucifying ppl about making wubbish posts/threads, complaining about 'disk space depletion' on behalf of whom I don't knw. Rememba u even insulted me on an occasion?

Wel, I just gav u a dose of ur medicine & I bet u nw knw what it's lyk.
We all knw Nairaland gets boring & lively silmutaenously but opening a thread for that purpose makes u a hypocrite.
Like u said, I'm decent but I h8 hypocrisy. . . Peace man.

What d hell is going on here?! I'm starting to believe the possibility of 'cyber hashish'. . . Grizzly's carelessness!

Chai! Wetin person no go see 4 Nairaland? Ok, take courage. . .

Awww. . . So u wanna
Dnt even prepare whn nxt u see her/them, just walk up & say whatever comes from ya mouth, Or get sum Dutch courage from tesh/gbana. . .

The gals should wear pants with locks. . .they should '4get' d key @ home when leaving. . .

Lmao @ cheerfully giving!

All these 'diasporic dudes' r nw returning & I'm nt finding it funny! We loff una but make una manage 4 dat syd abeg. . .

She'll defin8ly get a job but I'll advice dat u both stay in Scotland! Naija is over populated!

How can my gal nt cook 4 me??! I don dey fear oh!

, Eyonigger, y dnt u register @ bairaland.com? It's fun o'er there,

Afta u go talk say people dey waste disk space! Practice what u preach man. Save Nairaland's 'disk space' by nt opening crappy threads! Hmmn, Y dnt u start a controversial topic & revive the Naira?

And who said that she wouldn't be able to av babies?!

. . .make I enter the place first whether twins(es) no go fall out!

. . .lyk Cable TV. . .