₦airaland Forum

Equado:
lol,you where lucky...something similar happened to me in my final year.

final year? Thank your stars u were not expelled, if it was my school ''KSU''...

...i wanted to copy one of my course mates, but his handwriting was worse than arabic...i passed the course sha

flipflop:
266 years! This is fearful!

it's just 133 years

Ask google

I saw her breathing!!

Na you be the only igbo guy wey no dey use in head.

Kini wẹrè nṣọ?

xxxtedyxxx:
Free d girl..its obvious she is just wasting ur time. U don't need girls like this. U r only lowering ur self on the attraction scale by going to her again. Bone am..she is not worth the stress man. That's just ma opinion sha.

teddy boss!! I see you bro, guy! There's this girl that i collected her number when we were still in school(now we're on break buh about going back), i've been calling her like once in three weeks buh she hasn't flashed me for once and i'm not bothered and i didn't even ask her, so, whenever i call we discuss very well, she's not the ''fine, k, yes...'' type, My plan is to have her as my gf, so bro, i need your ''tested and trusted'' guideline...
#peace!!!

VANITY!!

R.I.P, ''big money big sickness''

I'm ready to be a sugar boy, ma!

And when you buy her six private jets

Omo! i think i like this!

This is romance section where you post something romantic and not where you post rubbish....
Rubbish!!

OP!! You no get talk

Nice one bro, i've learnt somethings

Enheee!!! So how many of your topics are creating traffic here?

The answer to number 1 is two children, i.e boy and girl, thats allll

YabaLeftist:
So beautiful!
Beautiful face, beautiful figure, what more can we ask for?

A.shawo!!

phantonce:
is sina rainbow now famous?
which hit song him don release?

bad belle

Eeeya! Life has really frustrated this one to the extent of seeking for a man on social network.... Babe!! You go old.

Dear Sir,
First of all, I want to congratulate you on your victory as the new president of Nigeria, it was a ''tough battle'' because it's not easy to win an incumbent (probably this is the first time it's happening in Nigeria, if I'm not wrong), I know that Nigerians are happy because we've been hungry for ''change'' for years now.
Sir, now that the ''change'' is here, all we are praying for is for our expectations to b met, I want to speak on behalf of Nigerian students, some of us that are not previlege to go to abroad and study are here in Nigerian struggling with with our studies and the worst of it all is that some lecturers also contribute in this hard time we're experiencing in some of our schools, you must ''sort'' a lecturer before you can pass a course you know within yourself that you can pass even if you're woken up from sleep in the midnight to attempt the questions, Sir! We need ''change'' in Nigeria and the educational sector should not be left out, a course that's to take a duration of four years will now extend to six to seven years because of ASUU STRIKE, sir! We need ''change''
sir in Nigeria, the poor is getting poorer and the rich is getting richer, a man can't afford to buy a bicycle and another man is buying a car worth 400 million naira, this disparity is becoming greater everyday, from my own statistics I don't think an average Nigerian can spend 2,000 naira everyday... We need ''change''.
Finally sir, if it's not a rumour, many people have been saying you're in support of homosexuality and you said you're going to legalise it if elected as president, sir! We've elected you to lead us as your own ''children'', i know you wouldn't be happy if your child is caught in this ''dirt act'', we're Africans, let's behave as Africans and let the whites behave as white, no government in Nigeria has supported this, remember sir, all we need is a positive change, more grease to your elbow sir, and may Allah show you the way to lead us.
Thank you very much, and once again, CONGRATULATION SIR!!

Long live Nigeria
Long live Buhari

Sai Baba!!!!!!!!!
Shame on those fake prophets that prophesied about GEJ's re-election!

Hahahahahahaha....those that supported GEJ are now having a second thought...
Sai Buhari, but NO to homosexuality

Hope you'll take this serious: after you might have been dis-virgined, beware of your flow so u don't take in, wait for about 2 months or so, so that yor va**inal will expand very well, because this is something you avn't done for for yearS and you also complained about the pain whenever your hubby wants to thrust in( and you knwo ''something'' bigger will come out through there), so, let him continue persistently before pregnancy to avoid ''...'' you know what i mean.
Thanks!!

DeCritique:
RIP to the dead


Really shocking!!

GEJ Till 2019!!

abi RIP to you!! Do you read at all?

God!! I shall go out and return in peace, Amen!

Peaceemerald:
I hope u v learnt ur lesson. Cheating can b addictive i tell u, even if u regret it, u may do it again

yea, especially when you see those ''mega stuffs''

lexaydfg:
Hi teddy, guy u dey try abeg.. Weldone, u dey help we guyssss...
I have a question to ask u prof. Teddy, there is this babe dats we are serving in da same LGA, d babe likes or na love me sef.. She got close to me through my friend and lure me to her room, one evening when we came visiting, she started kissing and romancing me, in da long run d babe has given me her greatest investment whc is sex... And she always claims that she loves me...
She has a boyfriend and other lovers... Teddy my man, abeg how I go ran d babe package... I don't want to fall in love wf ds babe cuz I know we will still depart after service and d babe way no pure.. And I wan still dey bleep d babe until..... So, my question is, how will I run the babe package..

Abeg guys I also need ur advice thanks....

hey guy!, you've started the runz already, how else do you want it? You don't want to fall in-love with her, meaning you don't need her as your GF, all you want is s*x... She's already your s*x toy!! Have fun!!

alberto2k:
Taa! Goan cut that your abuna!

Or what other help do u need?

Oh oh.... sorry, you need a knife?
idiat!

childish!!!

It's not complete na, by-the-way, where's the first part cus this story sounds interesting... I guess it's not a fiction!

steppin:
Oga timaya get money o!
These celebrities are loaded.
Smh...I'm in the wrong job.

lol! You'll get ''theIR''