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Dem say Man U wan sign Varane from Real Madrid...

May God bless you, lady!
You and your co-super women give us some hope that there are still excellent ladies worthy of respect and adoration out there, especially in Nigeria.
Having said that, could that “thing” that was arguing in another thread(about how her sorry pussiy is her greatest asset and how she deserves a monthly salary for prostituting herself and being irredeemably daft) come and see what a real woman is?
Now these are the ladies that deserve “ feeling loved” because they have earned their place and right to the good things of life. Not these ones loitering about every social media platform bending their legs and displaying their breasts and sexual organs in worthless photos and sex videos. I am talking about the type that see no wrong in having sex on national TV with total strangers and assume the position of “roles models” by being prostitutes willing to vent out their dumb, I’ll-thought out views. Their usual defense being “don’t judge me”; “what’s is wrong with”.... without seating to think of what is right. Girls for whom the use of their brains is a most difficult assignment, always shouting “I cannot go out with a man who makes so and so amount of money”. Prostitutes who don’t even have the courage and guts to rent brothels
to ply their trades. Atleast those ones do make a respectable impact on their families even from their disagreeable ways.
I salute all the super women, self-respecting respectable women who know that the purpose of their creation is to add value to themselves and to humanity!
God bless you ladies and may God take you beyond your expectations in this life and the life to come.
As for you slay queen bunch... smh

Dear Madam,
And must you continue in your folly even when so much logic was wasted on your sorry life?
Broke guys, broke guys... will that not be better than a morally cum financially bankrupt Prostituting Leech?
Mark you, some of the people that are talking sense into your foolish life are far and beyond what your poverty stricken life call broke.

And if you are fighting tooth and nail to retain your position as a financial leech and liability “ to feel loved”, does that not even make you worse than “broke”?
You don’t have to desperately fight to cling to your impoverished valueless life using “the feel loved” and “broke guys” narrative as a usual feeble defense line.

Purpose driven ladies the world over, are using their brains to improve their lives and humanity but your only focus is to use your expired “duri” to hold men ransom.

It is safer to keep your only assets, your mouth and dirty pussiy, shut than to come here defending a worthless lifestyle!

Bitch Gerrara here!

Liliyann:
What is wrong in giving your girlfriend money to look good and take care of herself?
Your girlfriend can also become your wife so there is nothing bad in pampering and spoiling her with gifts and Money,it makes her feel loved and appreciated.
If you like don't appreciate and shower your girlfriend with money,another man will definitely come and do the job well.

MODIFIED: All these broke and frustrated guys quoting me should better go and work and know what it is like to take care of their women.

The idea is to recycle plastic and clean up the environment... this your rant no be am!
Even those that you don't consider to be celebrating "mideocrity" are seriously into it... working day and night on ideas that help the environment.
https://www.boredpanda.com/recycling-tires-upcycling-diy-ideas/
His idea is brilliant and ingenious!!!

Factfinder1:
The same Time and energy he used in making these stuffs with pure water leather would have been the same time and energy he would have used to make these same items with a more durable and quality material.... He tried no doubt but it's high time we stop celebrating mideocrity in Nigeria

Madrid is working towards getting both Eden Hazard and Harry Kane!

Courtois and De Gea... who is a better goalkeeper?

Make I check the time sef... the game go hot wella!
Shey Giroud fit play this match abi them never conclude him deal?

gbanikiti:
errrmmmmm!!! abeg what time is Chelsea playing today?[color=#000099][/color]

Make I check the time sef... the game go hot wella!
see the time here:20:45 Chelsea vs AFC Bournemouth

Shey Giroud fit play this match abi them never conclude him deal?

gbanikiti:
errrmmmmm!!! abeg what time is Chelsea playing today?[color=#000099][/color]

DrinkLimca:
The promise from GOD, is that we will live Long, and yes we have time to Go but not at an early age...

we will grow old and die a natural death that God is aware of...

As long as I'm Still Young, death will and must respect me in the mighty name of JESUS...

I challenge you to Quote the place in the Bible where God promised you that "we will live Long" /"we will grow old and die a natural death that God is aware of"

Kai, see Childish talk here, abeg.
You can be a Child but don't be a foolish one!!

DrinkLimca:
Those that died at the hands of boko haram and herdsmen, Did they tell you that they prayed to GOD for protection?

DrinkLimca:
It's a shame and a slap on the face of Christianity, that such a beautiful girl died because of Cancer..

Are her parents not Christians?

what church does her parents attend?

It's not like I'm bragging, but no loved one of mine will die from sickness, not when my God is alive....

This will rate as the MOST FOOLISH, MYOPIC and SENSELESS post of 2018. very silly in the least!
So Christians don't die?
How do Christians then hope to go to heaven if not through DEATH?
What Church is able to prevent its members from dying and protect them from death?
If your god is alive, then whose God is dead?
I thought Christianity is monotheistic or how many gods do you have?
Even in Biblical times people died at Infancy, middle age and old age. There is nothing to imply pre-maturity in death when you don't know how much time is apportioned to you on earth or do you know?
Jesus Christ himself, the source of Christianity(Christ-like) died at the age of 33 years.
its not necessarily about longevity but about impact.

And of sickness, anyone can die of sickness, I am sorry to disappoint you but even you are not above it. I don't wish you bad though.

who ever is preaching this deceit must not have you as one of the victims of this Utopian, cock and bull story.
It is such foolish and insensitive statements that hurt much more than the fact of death itself.
Whatever church or shrine you attend just know that, YOU CANNOT MAKE IT OUT OF LIFE, ALIVE! AND YOU KNOW NOT THE HOUR NOR THE DAY NOR THE CAUSE!!

Christianity is serving God in-spite of what may happen NOT because of what happens!

I THINK IT IS TIME THIS STUPID NARRATIVE ENDS....
It is both foolish of the speaker and condescending to Nigerians when People keep saying PDP this.. PDP that...

PDP is just an ACRONYM... it is the PEOPLE in the PARTY that should be blamed directly not the POOR ENGLISH LETTERS.
The last time I checked, APC is still made up of at least 80% of "PDP"!

Lets us call people by their NAMES and hold them responsible for their own ACTIONS regardless of what three letter ACRONYMS they are associated with.

STOP TAKING NIGERIANS AS FOOLS... There is nothing called PDP or APC. These are just tags... People made up these ACRONYMS and committed crimes. They are criminals and so should they be seen to be.


"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)

FEMI FANI KAYODE; YOU STILL A LEARNER, THIS IS HISTORY WITH FACTS AND FIGURES:

An Igbo scholar, Dr. Samuel Okafor, has made one-time Aviation Minister, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode, look so small and uneducated by using facts and figures to demolish the claims he made in the controversial August 8 article, “The Bitter Truth About The Igbo”, which set off a storm that almost threatened Igbo-Yoruba relations.

In the first part of an article entitled “The Lies of Femi Fani-Kayode”, Okafor, who has a First Class in History from the University of Nigeria Nsukka and then did a Ph.D in Nsukka on scholarship, dismissed Fani-Kayode as a “half-baked intellectual.” He then proceeded, point by point, to address what he termed “the most reckless amongst the tangle of reckless comments spewed by Femi, a character who with each punch of his keypad stresses his severely unwell conditions of logorrhoea, delusions of enlightenment, history and sociology – amongst others.”

Below are Okafor’s words:

FEMI AND HIS SEVERELY IGNORANT LIES:

•Femi Lies About the Yorubas Being Nigeria’s Earliest Graduates:

From his myopic bubble Femi FaniKayode claims the Yoruba were the first to acquire Western education; the first ever known record of a literate Nigerian in the English Language is the narrative of an Ibo slave who regained his freedom and documented his life history as a slave from the time he was 11 years old in present day Ibo land till the time when he gained his freedom in the middle of the 18 th century. He later married an English woman and had 3 children. He died in 1795.

Femi, a basic Google-research will do you good here; check out the name, Equanoh OLAODAH. Further Femi claims that the Yoruba were the first lawyers and doctors in Nigeria. This is again a big falsehood. The first Nigeria doctor was an Effik man Silas G. Dove who obtained a medical degree from France and returned to practise medicine in 1840 in Calabar. This fact can also be verified from historical medical records in Paris.

I would also ask that you google the name BLYDEN – Edward Wilmot BLYDEN – an educated son of free Ibo slaves who by the mid-19th century had acquired sound theological education. He was born in Saint Thomas in 1832. He is one of the founding missionaries that established the Archbishop Vining church in Ikeja. Before the next time you succumb to your long-running battle with logorrhoea, Femi please do some research.

What about the third president of a free Liberia – President J JRoyle – again, a man of Ibo descent. Please take some time to do some research so that we can discuss constructively. It is wrong to peddle lies to your people. It is academic fraud to knowingly misrepresent facts just to score cheap points with people who do not have the discipline to do research and accept anything you pour out simply because they say you are well educated. To again quote the great Nobel Prize Winner in Economics Joseph Stiglitz; Femi fits into the category of third rate students from first rate universities with an inflated sense of self-importance. Let’s go on!

Who was the first Nigerian Professor of Mathematics – an Ibo man – Professor Chike Obi – the man who solved Fermat’s Last Theorem. He was followed by another Ibo man, Professor James Ezeilo, Professor of Differentail Calculus and the founder of the Ezeilo Constant. Please do some research on this great Ibo man. He later became the Vice Chancellor of the University of Nigeria Nsukka and one of the founders of the Nigerian Mathematical Centre. Who was Nigeria’s first Professor of Histroy – Professor Kenneth Dike who published the first account of trade in Nigeria in pre-colonial times. He was also the first African Vice Chancellor of the University of Ibadan. Who was the first Professor of Microbiology – Professor Eni Njoku; he was also the first African Vice Chancellor of the University of Lagos. Anatomy and Physiology – Professor Chike Edozien is an Asaba man and current Obi of Asaba. Who was the first Professor of Anatomy at the University College Ibadan? Who was the first Professor of Physics? Professor Okoye, who became a Professor of Physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1960. He was followed by the likes of Professor Alexander Anumalu who has been nominated for the Nobel Prize for Physics three times for his research in Intermediate Quantum Physics. He was also a founding member of the Nigerian Mathematical Centre. Nuclear Physics and Chemistry – again another Ibo man – Professor Frank Ndili who gained a Ph.D in his early ’20s at Cambridge Univesity in Nuclear Physics and Chemistry in the early ’60s. This young Asaba man had made a First Class in Physics and Mathematics at the then University College Ibadan in the early ’50s. First Professor of Statistics – Professor Adichie who’s research on Non-Parametric Statistics led to new areas in statistical research. What about the first Nigerian Professor of Medicine – Professor Kodilinye – he was appointed a Professor of Medicine at the University of London in 1952. He later became the Vice Chancellor of the University of Nigeria Nsukka after the war. What about Astronomy – again another Ibo man was the first Professor of Astronomy – please, look up Professor Ntukoju – he was the first to earn a double Ph.D in Astronomy and Mathematics.

Let’s go to the Social Sciences – Demography and statistical research into population studies – again another Ibo man – Professor Okonjo who set up the first Centre for Population Research in Ibadan in the early ’60s. A double Ph.D in Mathematics and Economics. Philosophy – Professor G D Okafor, who became a Professor of Philosophy at the Amherst College USA in 1953. Economics – Dr. Pius Okigbo who became a visiting scholar and Professor of Economics at the University of London in 1954. He is also the first Nigerian Ph.D in Economics. Theology and theological research – Professor Njoku who became the first Nigerian to earn a Ph.D in Theology from Queens University Belfast in Ireland. He was appointed a Professor of Theology at the University College Zambia in 1952.

I am still conducting research in areas such as Geography where it seems a Yoruba man, Professor Mabaoguje, was the first Professor. I also am conducting research into who was the first Nigerian Professor of English, Theatre Arts, Languages, Business and Education, Law and Engineering, Computer Technology, etc. Nigerians need to be told the truth and not let the lies that Femi Fani-Kayode has been selling to some ignorant Yoruba who feel that to be the first to see the white man and interact with him means that you are way ahead of other groups. The Ibo as The great Achebe said had within a span of 40 years bridged the gap and even surpassed the Yoruba in education by the ’60s. Many a Yoruba people perpetually indulge in self-deceit: that they were the first to go to school; to be exposed to Western education; that they are academically ahead of other Nigerian cultures of peoples. Another ignorant lie.

As far back as 1495 the Benin Empire maintained a diplomatic presence in Portugal. This strategic relationship did not just stop at a mere mission but extended to areas such as education. Scores of young Benin men were sent out to Portugal to study and lots of them came back with advanced degrees in Medicine, Law and Portuguese Language, to name a few.

Indeed, some went with their Yoruba and Ibo slaves who served the sons of the Benin nobility while they studied in Portugal. These are facts that can be verified by the logs kept by ship owners in Portugal from 1494 to 1830. It is kept at the Portuguese Museum of Geographic History in Lisbon.

Why then would several Yoruba people peddle all these falsehoods to show that they are ahead educationally in Nigeria? The true facts from the Federal Office of Statistics on education tell otherwise, showing that 3 Ibo states for the past 12 years have constantly had the largest number of graduates in the country, producing more graduates than Ondo, Osun, Ekiti and Oyo states. These eastern states are Imo, Anambra and Abia. Yet he calls Ibos traders. Indeed, the Igbos dominate because excellence dominates mediocrity – truth.

Let me enlighten this falsehood’s mouthpiece even further: before the civil war Ibos controlled and dominated all institutions in the formal sector in Nigeria from the universities to the police to the military to politics:

•The first Black Vice Chancellor of the University of Ibadan was an Ibo man

•The first Vice Chancellor of the University of Lagos was an Ibo man

•The first Nigerian Rector of the then Yaba College of Technology was also an Ibo man

•The police was run by an Ibo IG

•The military as a professional institution was also run by elite-ilk Ibos.

Facts can never be hidden. To be first does not mean you would win the race; let us open up all our institutions and may the best man win. Let us not depend on handouts or privileges but on heard work. Let us compete and give the best positions to our brightest – be it Ibo, Yourba or Fulani, and then we shall see who is the most successful Nigerian.

I find it difficult not to respond to some of these long-held lies that are constantly being peddled by Yorubas. One is that the Yoruba have the largest number of professors in the country. I would again ask that we stick to facts and statistical records. The Nigerian Universities Commission has a record of the state with the largest number of professors on their records and as at 2010 that state is Imo State followed by Ondo State and then Anambra State; the next state is Ekiti and then Delta before Kwara State. I am sure you Yorubas are surprised. When you sit in the South-West do not think others are sleeping but I wish to address another historical fact and that is who were the first Nigerians to receive Western education. It is important that these issues be examined in their historical context and evidence through research be presented for all to examine.

I have continued my research for as the great sociologist and father of modern sociology – Emile Durkheim – put it, the definition of a situation is real in its consequence . What this simply means is that one must never allow a perceived falsehood to become one’s reality and by extension individuals who accept a defined position act as though the situation is real and apply themselves in that narrowly defined paspective.

Why is this important to state it is because for long the Yoruba have peddled lies that have almost become accepted as the truth by other Nigerians but it is important that we lay down the facts for others to examine and come to their own conclusion for facts are facts. Let’s go back to education. Historically, Western education resulted as a product of indigenous ethnic groups interacting with the whites through trade. The dominant groups sold slaves, ivory gold and a host of other products to their European counterparts in exchange for finished goods – wine, tobacco, mirrors, etc.

The Bini who were the dominant military force from the 15th to the 19th century raided and sold other ethnicities to the Europeans. Top on the list of those they sold were the Yoruba, Ibo and Igala. Various other ethnicities suffered as a result of the Bini military expansion. And the Benin Kingdom stretched from present-day Benin up to what is now geographically referred to as Republic of Togo. Indeed, the influence of the Benin Empire extended to the banks of the river Niger to present-day Onistha. There are huge Yoruba settlements in the Anioma part of Delta State who fled Yoruba land as a result of these attacks and constant raids. Yes, there are Yoruba people who are currently living with Ibos in the Ibo-speaking part of Delta and they are full citizens of the place no one refers to them as strangers and there is no talk about the Ibos being the host community like we hear from the Governor of Lagos State. But let me return to research. Slaves were moved from the hinterland to the coast and many were sold through Eko to the New World. These slaves were the first to encounter the Europeans and by extension their way of life – this included education in a Western sense. The Bini King had taken pains to establish a diplomatic presence in Portugal and the relationship developed into areas that extended beyond trade in the late 15th century and lasted well into the early 19th century. Scores of young Bpni youth were sent to Portugal and studied there, coming back with advanced degrees in various disciplines. The next set of people to receive Western education were the slaves themselves. Some of them managed to buy their freedom and develop themselves further.

For the Ibo it does not matter who your father is; the question is: Who are you? Who was Obasanjo’s father? Was he the most educated Nigerian? I am sure the answer is no. Yet this Great Nigeria led this nation two times as a military Head of State and as a civilian President. What about GEJ? Who was his own father? Was he the first Nigerian to go to London? The answer is no. In fact, he had no shoes, yet he is fully in charge. So it does not matter if your father was the first Lawyer or first Doctor in Nigeria but rather what matters is what an individual does with the talents the Almighty has given to him. Let us open up Nigeria for competition. That is the solution to our problems. Those who want privileges keep reminding us that their fathers were the first to go to school in London. Every generation produces its own leaders and champions. Like Dangote who is the biggest employer of labour in Nigeria today and the richest man in Africa. Was his father the first to go to study in London? Yet he is the master of people whose parents gave them the best. My brothers, the answer to the Nigerian problem is that we should establish a merit-driven society. “I get am before” no be property.

By Dr. Samuel Okafor

This Mr. Freeze, your own don dey enter pathetic... Your father left nyansh for there... weerey lasan!

If na idiot sickness dey worry you, you go soon see cure!

You made sense when pointed that there are fake Pastors, which is true. But then there are fake Imams, fake Shieks, fake priests, fake babalawos....whatever you represent has some some fake in it. And whereever there is a fake then there must be an original, atleast even if to be able to distinguish from the fake.
But when you now take pleasure in insulting the entire leadership and practices of a belief system then I see foolishness and ignorance manifesting in you. You should atleast put a leash to your mouth and sense.

Now if you are a true crusader for the truth without fear as you claim, can you point out the irrationality of the practices and “ fakeness” of Islam in Nigeria? Which is different from Islam the world over and has been made to be conform to the Hausa Fulani culture?
Why do Muslims in Nigeria automatically become the spiritual subjects of a traditional ruler in sokoto - regardless of his religious commitment and piety? Why are they not subjects to Alaafin or Oba in the south west even if he is a Muslim?
No you won’t dare try it freeze... I dare you to criticize Islam in nigeria. This is just an example not to digress from the main issues.

The point is that there is a form of irrationality in all religions and beliefs. For one iris irrational to even pray to a being for which you cannot prove existence, physically. But it is religion. It is faith. It is metaphysical.

Your ignorance begins to surface when you assume that you of all people, can explain the issues of religion using your own logic!
There things wrong with all religions but nobody seeks your help since you are only but a fellow Sheeple.
Do not incite religious intolerance with your foolishness. I am not even a Christian as you will know it.

says who?What of those ones wey dey stand for one corner display their wares for men to price and buy?
Things you can price, haggle, buy, carry go room, chop and even go for another one the next day sef.
I will agree with you if you say "some or even most" women are not commodities but plenty dey market FOR SALE jare

Xisnin:
Women are not commodities to be purchased.

All I see is expired "Prof SAGAY" slippers! mtcheew

holycup:
God will punish you people(APC GOVT)for telling such a wicked lie

I nearly wan ask weda na APC get GOTV before I come notice say na GOVT you write.
It’s a shame that a government, a once trusted government will resort to blatant falsehood to cover its non performance.

Now that is Cyber- crime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41uxxW-VF0

A new Documentary titled: The Inhuman side of Bihari has been released. Check it out!

shebi if dem arrest those boys, they usually naked them leave only boxers or pant... Gender equality should apply here too jare!

Gossiplover:
Wife Who Killed Son Of Former PDP Chairman Arrested. Photos

According to a Facebook user, Maryam Sanda, the wife of Bilyamin Muhammed Bello,who stabbed her husband to death has been arrested after charges were filed against her by the police..

Ikengawo:
You're a gay

Just because you grew up seeing your father sodomised is not a good reason to assume others partake in the practices of your lineage!
This is a public forum and some of us don’t share your low life tendencies, sometimes we post news to get verification.
Some more reasonable person simply said it was fake news with proof that he listened to radio Biafra today but you had to use your fathers name to insult me. Watch your mouth tout!

Radio Biafra stunned its audience on Tuesday when the new leader of the proscribed Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, Ezenachukwu Okwudili, went on air to reveal the whereabouts of the fugitive leader, Nnamdi Kanu.

In a 6am broadcast monitored in Abuja on the London-based shortwave radio station, Mr Okwudili said: “Those who benefited from inciting young Igbo youth to violence and death, the time of reckoning has come.

“We are putting an end to blood-shed while continuing with our struggle. Kanu has fled to London using his British passport and he is hiding after our successful takeover of the Radio and IPOB Leadership.

“Those who live by the sword know the final judgment, therefore people like Uche Mefor and his brother Mr Law Mefor along with Emma Powerful, should know that like the Robert Mugabe era, the Nnamdi Kanu era has come to an end. The time when rabble-rousers loot IPOB treasury, share it with their family and friends has come and gone”.

The radio broadcast in particular alleged that Law Mefor, the brother of Uche Mefor (Mr Kanu’s former deputy) was collecting money from Igbo traders and businessmen as treasurer of IPOB and converting it to personal use.

“Money collected so far is in excess of 300 million Naira and we are still counting as information about contributors continue to trickle in”.

The radio station, in a disclaimer announcement, also dismissed them and asked the public “not to have any monetary dealings with them on matters pertaining to IBOP, an ideologically focused, democratic, accountable, and truly non-violent organization”.

The broadcast made in both Igbo and English ended by inviting both members and the general public to tune Radio Biafra every morning on “7240 KHZ, 41 meter-band, short wave and at 9 PM on 11530 KHZ on 25 meter band.

https://dailynigerian.com/news/just-in-radio-biafra-goes-gaga-discloses-nnamdi-kanus-whereabouts/

veekid:
That püssy go suffer tonight

IT HAVE BEEN SUFFERING SINCE NA!

Do they advertise their imperfections on the internet? They keep their private parts private!
when you expose things that should e covered, why you no wan make people describe wetin dem they see?

Ruler2:
Its funny how we are quick to bash when most of our sisters, girlfriends,mothers etc look like that...or fatter.Im sure some fat girls with stretchmarks are bashing her too. If you don't like what you see...waka pass.

I agree with you BUT
Its her business only if she keeps it as "her own business"... its not hypocrisy!
when you put something that looks like expired pork meat on the internet, then real hypocrisy is when you don't call the Pork, a pork!
Her ugly body was supposed to be covered... the last I checked, I remember there are parts of the human body rightly called "Private Parts" that should not be put out in the public domain because they can be eye sore!

donstan18:
Her headache!
Her life!
Her choice!
Her body!
Her breast!
Her fat!
Her wish!
Her dress code!
Her picture!
Her birthday!.... It shouldn't be anyone's concern or headache!

All are hers, Most Nigerians re hypocritical and judgmental... Very fond of insulting and bashing people unnecessarily... E.g, people above me!

Don't be surprise they are all masturbating with what they are seeing!


Happy birthday to the lady!

This is where IPOB should strategically take the lead in the affairs of the SE by nominating members sympathetic to their cause to take over the affairs of the region as Governors and Legislators. The Nnamdi Kanu follower-ship base is massive!
They can then replicate same in all coming subsequent elections and implement a master plan that will infra-structurally/economically develop and empower the SE using the subvention given from the central government. And when the region becomes the economic haven they dream it to be, they can then move for a referendum from a position of great advantage and strength. And should they wish to bargain for anything else in the zoo, where they are for now fellow occupant animals, nobody or power can stop them. This in my view can be achieved in less than four years!
But I don't see such initiatives and unfortunately, I see the same circle of looters leading the SE and the Biafran dream further dims!
I am only thinking aloud!

Dear ‘feminist’, why so angry? Viola Okolie

Dear Facebook Feminists,

Why are you all so angry?
What exactly are all these issues you have with men and women and children and yourselves and marriage and etc and etc?
Who spat in your akamu?
I get that we are Nigerians and there is this burning desire to complicate the stupid out of issues or else, we find it difficult to relate, but then surely it gets to a point where too much is more than enough?
Are you at that point yet?
Or do we have to suffer a few more years of your mindless ramblings?
See, you claim to advocate for EQUALITY, nehi?
Equal rice for woman beans, okwa ya?
So how come this equal rice you claim to fight for and believe in, is beginning to look a whole lot more like “pepper dem” and “return fire for fire”? If you keep harping about equality, surely you would see how unequal it is when you begin to tamp down on the rights of the male of the species simply because of “years of oppression and subjugation of the female of the species”.
I don’t understand, how do you produce equality by tipping the scales so overboard in favour of one sex?
You know, we all know what we are doing when we begin to classify you all thusly:
Feminist.
Nigerian feminists.
Facebook feminists.
Angry feminists.
Feminazis.
Don’t know the difference?
Okay, I’d be happy to lend a hand:
1. Feminists: of which there are few and far between, these ones do not see the need to announce their feminism like they have just been granted a pass to ride a circus Ferris wheel free of charge.
Most are married, happily so, the male and female of the species. Most are working hard behind the scenes to correct the imbalances in society and ensure that every human has a voice, an equal opportunity at every chance and that society does not treat one of the species as a second class citizen.
They do this mostly quietly.
You and I see the results only.
We benefit from these results and as soon as we latch on, we proceed to taint it by association with our oluwole brand of feminism.
Like I said, few and far between.
2. Nigerian feminists: most of these are unmarried and unschooled girls between the ages of 18 and 25.
Littered all over social media, they have a loooooooooong litany of things they will NOT take from a man, especially in the name of marriage.
For instance, they will not: cook, clean, sweep, bathe, turn on the generator, pick up their own bills, contribute to the home, take care of the kids, have sex outside of the roster in their heads, have any sort of relationship whatsoever with their in laws, take “nonsense” from anyone, buy a house in conjunction with their spouse, respect anyone but themselves or be human.
Their future husbands on the other hand, must be able to: cook, clean, sweep, bathe, turn on the generator, pick up everybody’s bills, take care of all the household expenses, take care of the kids, have sex whenever the woman demands, tolerate their in-laws, absorb nonsense like a brand new sponge, buy a house in their wife’s name only, respect everyone and be super human.
Small wonder this particular breed of “feminists” are on social media everyday, writing long epistles to their future “husbands”. The generation that is most likely to marry them too are reading these epistles and nodding their head in awe.
As in, “continue”!
3. Facebook feminists: All they know about feminism, they read off the social media pages of the “feminists” in number 2 above.
So they see all the “likes” the ones above are accumulating and they think, “I can do this too”. And so they begin to write every jargon that comes into their head.
Today, they take one position and tomorrow like an experienced commercial sex worker, they have flipped that same position. Up today, down tomorrow. Straight up today, from behind tomorrow.
Flip-flopping; hormonal; perpetually pmsing; bouncing off walls; irritable spider monkeys… this particular brand of “feminists” are missionaries without a mission. Activists without any action. They blow in every direction the wind chooses. Everybody around them cringes.
One day, melt down.
Live facebook broadcast.
Deactivates account for a month or two.
Returns as “Jesus Bae” or a Holy Ghost fire breathing, aunty gbagada demon.
Again, “continue”.
4. Angry feminists: These ones have an angst. Their angst is a three letter swear word with a third leg.
Man.
Their only angst.
Some man must have walked all over them and treated them like shit and taken a hold of their heart and ripped it out of their chest and stamped all over it in the gutter.
And one day when they raise their eyes from the depths of the despair occasions by heartbreak, they see a “feminist” in category (2) and (3) above, plying their expired goods on social media. They think, “I can do this”.
And voila, a “feminist” is born.
The three letter word human with the third leg is the sum total of all their angst. He is the aggressor, the last sin eater, the monster that must be emasculated into quivering submission; and they spare no stone unturned in ensuring that every single word they write as a “feminist”, a “bad ass feminist” no less, is dripping with all the hurt and bitterness and anger and heartbreak that one human inflicted on them.
Sometimes they even forget themselves and declare that “all men are dogs and goats”.
If you are tired of life and want to commit suicide by social media abuse, ask them where their father is chained and if they have fed their brothers grass for the day.
5. Feminazis: Sum total of their feminism?
“I will not…”
“I will not…”
“I will not…”
“I will not…”
You know what? We have heard your long list of the things you will not do, and we do not particularly care. Matter of fact, We have heard it so many times that you are now downright boring.
Get back to us when you finally find something you WILL do to advance the cause of feminism.
Of which there are plenty.
Real life issues.
Affecting real life women.
Ninety percent of whom do not have access to social media.
You too, continue!
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Life is really too short to continue to pay heed to all these contrived issues and manufactured angsts, but let me attempt a quick master class in Feminism 101:
> If your brand of feminism has tipped the scales so far back that the men are considering setting up a malelist movement to begin to fight for equality, then you are not a feminist. We are not hamsters, we do not want to be stuck going round and round the same point daily. Whenever the spirit of mischief begins to fall on you, remember the key word “equality”, and take a chill pill.
> If you feel the need to berate a fellow woman for choosing to be a housewife or to be the “neck” in her marital situation or for just making choices YOU would ordinarily not make; then step on over to the right, and join us non feminists.
We are constantly recruiting.
Tenkio.
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It seems to me that the Igboz have allocated to themselves the right to hate and denigrate every other human being in Nigeria... Yet they expect everyone to massage their superiority complex infested egos.
How do you explain calling every other group in Nigeria ANIMALS and ZOO occupants and hypocritically expect LOVE for Igbo's?
You cry marginalisation but you openly display your crab culture and inhospitable disdain for every other non-igbo in your enclave. Yet you want be embraced and romanced.
Who started the dirty fight of insults and dehumanisation on Radio Biafra?
Yet like children of rage you beat the drums of war and openly try to forcefully annex other tribes to form your Biafra, yet yhr Igbo are yhr victims.
You said you want out of the zoo... The animals in the zoo said leave by 1st October and now you want to turn story on its head and once again become the victims.
When Igbo's insult and even maim other humans, it is peacefully unarmed struggle of the innocent.
The Yoruba's felt marginalized under GEJ. Simply did what every rational group does. They strategically support someone that they felt could represent their interests. They have a leadership that thinks and plans. They have a certain Tinubu who is their leader.
The Hausa have a leadership that designs their roadmap. Its democracy, at least on paper, and its a zero sum game.
But what do Igbo's have? Every three houses is a palace with autonomous communities... Little wonder an uncultured, undiplomatic, riff-raff like Nnamdi KANU is now a leader of the most sophisticated smart people I have seen.
I can only think of two phases: rage boys and cry babies!
Politics is a zero sum game and winner takes all. Its all about political economy and power.
You guys can strategize your way out of Nigeria or forever play the victim card, lamenting at every drop of the feather. Every group still feels marginalised, even now.

It seems to me that the Igboz have allocated to themselves the right to hate and denigrate every other human being in Nigeria... Yet they expect everyone to massage their superiority complex infested egos.
How do you explain calling every other group in Nigeria ANIMALS and ZOO occupants and hypocritically expect LOVE for Igbo's?
You cry marginalisation but you openly display your crab culture and inhospitable disdain for every other non-igbo in your enclave. Yet you want be embraced and romanced.
Who started the dirty fight of insults and dehumanisation on Radio Biafra?
Yet like children of rage you beat the drums of war and openly try to forcefully annex other tribes to form your Biafra, yet yhr Igbo are yhr victims.
You said you want out of the zoo... The animals in the zoo said leave by 1st October and now you want to turn story on its head and once again become the victims.
When Igbo's insult and even maim other humans, it is peacefully unarmed struggle of the innocent.
I can only think of two phases: rage boys and cry babies!