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op, continue with the act. you don't know where your reward will be. just don't stop no matter what happens.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]If slapping her is justified, killing her is also justified. . . unless of course, you are an idiotic hypocritical coward. [/color]

coming from one who cant withstand a comment that contrasts with his, i need not say much

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my meetings with foreign girls gives me hope of true love. as for most 9ja girls, . . . i better adopt 2 children. then i will continue my away runs

thread hijacked

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far, slap her,[/color] ^{kick her, beat her, maim her, even kill her, butcher her.} [color=#000030] . . It is justified! [/color]

i wonder where you saw that in this thread

2Killz, no correct me abeg. mind your business. acting as if you love to be corrected

la parisienne, i had this female friend in my 100L i loved so much as a sister. we were close to the piont that people thought we were dating. i had guys approaching me then 'cause of her but . . . then, we spent alteast 10hrs daily together, i spent cash on her anyhow just to make her always happy. one day, i was in her room when i started looking for my phone. i collected hers to dial my number if it would ring. was so suprised when i dialled it and MAGA 6 popped up on the screen. till date, she do not know what went wrong between us . . . till date, i just cant spend money on a girl. if a girl i trusted took me for a maga(not that i had intention of dating her), how then can i spend with joy without having the feelings that my 'un-interior-motivated' spending won't give me a bad name?

poster, you have my full support. who wan lick arse, make him go drink conc HNO₃, HCl or H₂SO₄

erm bros, do you lack comprehensional capabilities??

CArt:
If you can't beat them join them,life continues after all I heard Abuja is very expensive to live. Use what u have to get what u need God no go vex.

my mum will be 46 this year. does it make sense if I yansh someone around?above that age?

^^^^^^^^^^^^ ndahbros1
same way my kid sister usually brag 'cause she's studying law. later found out that her boy usually treat her as a piece of rag(beats her up over nothing, my sister will give him her books/pocket money and he will using it for his personal upkeep while she would be depending on me) yet, she talks to me as if she is the senior. one day, i just stormed her department, i brush am wan kill am. as for her boyfriend, i need not tell you what i did to him. lawyer my arse.

3ndy:
mr freddie,  this "sick" girl over here is telling u to think b4 u talk,  and for saying my ""sickness"" is natural means u're claiming my family is as well,  mmm mmm carefull what u say to most pple,  i wouldn't take it to heart coz it's jst a chat room and u're speaking from d protection this fact gives u,  but if i were u i'd really watch my mouth!!
as for the issue of the poster i think he's just as well resolved his case on his own case or he just needed to talk it out or smthg without taking any advicem serious,  so my words were actually directed to YOU!!! god have mercy aren't u proud that u got this 'sick' chick over here's attention,  i mean lots of pple wuld!!
secondly mrs voltron is really happy to see dat u're speculatin ur advice around without a ground of experience,  u'll really make it in life goin on dat way!!

but come to think of it, that is true. my ego is always overbloated whenever i am walking on the street with my girl with the all-eyes-on-me-syndrome i'm getting.
but guy, if your girl do not have male admirers, shouldn't you be sad?? it is worse than being epileptic. that means your girl aint beautiful enough(or you are tasteless) don't be annoyed

damned infatuation

$ugardaddy:
I tried being a gentleman by simply ignoring any female that gets me angry to the point of wanting to slap her and on each occasion, after about 5 straight days of ignoring everything about them (food, calls, discussions, sex, etc), they all come back to say they prefer being beaten back to their sense than being ignored!
So, what should I do now? keep ignoring them whenever i feel upset or give some doses of hot slaps as being requested by the habitual offenders here? I'm really at a loss.

guys are really funny. reasons why i love romance section. their members are far better than Basketmouth

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i hate liars, f[b]uc[/b]k love, I'm tired of trying. girls are truly deuces

there is a way that seems right to a man. the end thereof is destruction.

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maybe something like this will be good for them

http://www.punchng.com/metro/girl-loses-eyes-after-acid-attack-by-suitor/


When a man, Alabi Olokode, made advances to Lateefah Adesope, a National Diploma holder, the lady simply turned him down on the grounds that her heart was not with him.

Like a desperate man that he is, Olokode persisted. But Lateefah maintained her stand. This, however, did not go down well with the desperate suitor.

As usual, Lateefah set out for mosque around 5.30am on December 30, 2011, for her prayers.

She said, “I was on my way to say my morning prayers at Tekunudeen Mosque, Aboru on Friday, December 30, 2011, when Olokode, who was hiding near the mosque, suddenly called my name. As I turned back, he poured a liquid substance on my face.

“The liquid went straight into my eyes and started burning my face. At that time, I didn’t know it was acid but I just realised that I couldn’t open my eyes because of the burning sensation I was having.

“When I started screaming, people around me confirmed it was acid because the substance consumed part of my veil.”

PUNCH Metro learnt that Lateefah was immediately rushed to the General Hospital, Oke-odo area of Lagos, where she was given first aid before she was transferred to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja.

It was learnt that after spending a few weeks at the LASUTH, Lateefah was told by the attending doctor that she would not be able to see again.

Lateefah’s mother, Haulatu, who spoke to our correspondent amid tears, said she had to take her daughter to another hospital for a second opinion.

She said, “Lateefah was given treatment at the LASUTH but we were not satisfied with their diagnosis because we felt the doctors there did not do enough.

“The doctors at the LASUTH were able to take care of her to some extent and gave her some drugs to ease the pain but they later told us that she would not be able to see again.

“I took my daughter to Antilla Catholic Hospital Eye Centre, Agege, and the doctors told us that if she had been brought earlier, Lateefah would not have lost her sight.”

A nurse, who claimed to be part of the team that attended to Lateefah when she was brought to the eye centre, corroborated what the victim’s mother said.

The nurse, who declined to give her name, said, “When Lateefah was brought in, her right eye was completely gone while the other one was glued together.

“We had hoped that when we opened the left eye, it would still be functional but when we opened it, it was discovered that her cornea had been badly damaged and the acid had destroyed other vital parts of her eyes.

“If she had been brought in earlier, the possibility of her regaining her sight would have been high but the previous hospital where the family claimed she was taken to, did not do enough.”

However, the LASUTH management denied complicating Lateefah’s case and insisted that she was properly attended to.

The Public Relations Officer, LASUTH, Mr. Dele Johnson, said the hospital remained one of the best in the country.

He, however, took our correspondent to the Ophthalmology Department, where the supervising doctor explained that attempts were made to salvage Lateefah’s eyes.

The doctor, who craved anonymity, said, “Lateefah was first taken to the Burn Unit where irrigation was done to clean her eyes and face of the acid. When Lateefah was brought in, the acid had damaged her eyes but we tried for weeks to salvage them.

“We also did prodding by applying an ointment in her eyes to prevent them from closing and she could see partially within that period. Even during the strike, she was attended to day and night and there were improvements.

“However, her eyelids later glued together despite all that and her globe was ruptured. So, we did our best and I’m willing to write a full report to clear any doubt that it was due to negligence of this hospital.”

Lateefah, who sobbed uncontrollably, told our correspondent that life had been unbearable ever since her ordeal.

She said, “I didn’t offend Olokode in anyway, he had been making advances at me and I refused to date him. So, he decided to destroy my life.

“I cannot see again, I have no fiancé, no child and all my dreams and aspirations seem like a fairytale.

“I was still trying to gather money to go back to school so I’ll be able to take care of my family but now I’ve become a liability to my family.”

Her mother, who spoke amid tears, said the family had spent all their savings on medical bills.

She said, “Olokode was a customer at my canteen and had been telling me since last year that he wanted to marry my daughter but I thought he was joking.

“When he persisted, I told my daughter and she said she was not interested in him. I didn’t know he would go to such length to register his grievance.

“I am a widow, I have six children and no husband, we’ve spent all our savings on hospital bills and still she may never see again.”

The Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Joseph Jaiyeoba, said Olokode had been arrested.

He said, “Policemen attached to the Oke-odo Division were able to arrest Olokode on Sunday following a tip-off.

“The suspect denied the allegations and said he was her boyfriend. He has been transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department, Yaba, and investigation is ongoing.”



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A 37-year-old woman, Mrs. Ada Amonu, told a Grade ‘B’ Customary Court sitting in Oshodi, Lagos, on Monday that her estranged husband, Andrew, was in the habit of absconding from home whenever their rent was due.

She said Andrew resorted to the mischievous act in a calculated attempt to evade rent payments, thereby putting the burden on her.

Ada, a businesswoman, who urged the court to dissolve her 10 years marriage, said her 49-year-old husband was irresponsible and did not care about his family.

She said, “My husband shies away from his primary responsibilities on the home front. Even when he has money, he spends it all alone on frivolities.

“Whenever the rent of the flat where we reside in Oshodi is due, he will run away from home and return weeks after I might have paid the rent.

“Even at that, he extorts money from me at will. Whenever I am unable to meet his demands, he beats me up and doesn’t stop until I sustain injuries.

“He picks up quarrels with me on trivial issues. He calls me names and despite mediation by both families, he continues with his bad ways.

“Sometimes in March 2011 when we had a little disagreement, he threw a broken mirror at my head and I sustained injuries. The incident was reported at a police station. I am really tired of this marriage. The beating and assault are just too much for me.”

But Andrew’s lawyer, Mrs. B.C. Ferguson, dismissed Ada’s assertions as false.

Ferguson said Ada was only trying to bite the finger that fed her, adding that Andrew was a perfect gentleman that could not hurt a fly.

“Andrew made Ada who she is today. He set up a business for her and it is a pity that she is now seeking for divorce,” Ferguson said.

The lawyer also accused Ada of instituting a criminal proceeding against Andrew on a petty issue as a result of which he was in prison custody for days.

“When they had a brawl in March 2011 at home, Ada got his husband arrested by the police and instituted criminal charges against him at a Magistrate’s Court. As a result of this, Andrew languished at the Kirikiri Prisons for days when he could not meet the bail conditions on time,” Ferguson said.

She assured the court that Andrew would explain the real situation of things when he gives evidence at the next adjourned date.

The President of the court, Mrs. A. I. Olorunnimbe, adjourned the matter to April 4 for further hearing.

Abeg, no bashin here oh. mbok. ku yad esit. nor be my tori oh




http://www.punchng.com/metro/my-husband-runs-away-when-rent-is-due/

I'm very suprised to see only 5 replies to this thread. breezy's thread is already in its 22nd page.

Was brushing my teeth and didn't know when i poured the spittle inside my pot of spaghetti! Really hilarious post. 6inches aint that bad sha but 7 or 8(with a 3inch diameter) is still better. My candid opinion, use the cream well.

Ijogz K:
You must be Mard, S1lly, CraZy, Mentally derailed, Foolishh Eediot, Infact You must be sending dis 4rm a psychiatric home,

You slap my mother, Mehnnn I swear to God, i wuld send you to satan   

fixed. At least, i wont give you the opportunity to repent *what if slapping your mother is justifiable*. When you reach heaven's gate, tell God that 'i slapped her because it was justified' and He would ask you the fifth commandment. After that, 'she would be the one you would see with her hands open wide and her smile. She would shadow you brighter than the sun . . .'

will it reduce the price of fuel

i dey come back. make i go think

may you reunite with stella before you turn 76. with that, you will celebrate your 80th birthday in hell. your thieving types are alive(old men not ready to die) while we just lost someone young and bright and so good in this forum. OBJ jagajaga

@op, some girls are human beings while others are animals with human head.

Chimezie198:
This one na small thing. A Naija girl fell inside gutter while 2go(ing)

this guy is hilarious. i swear

why not? except she won't use her 'money' to cross her boundaries. i might be a proud guy but i don't have foolish pride

fr3ddi3:
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,

If u are with your girl, and she chooses to recieve chunks of calls in ur presence, that shows the level of DISRESPECT she has for u.
She should be able to put her damn phone away, and give u ur attention when u are around. For her to even receive the calls from those "male friendz" of hers, it means they are somehow important to her.

Jst follow my little tips above, its not a 100% guarantee that she will end up with u, but atleast u'll stand out from her numerous "male friendz"


Am talking from experience bro!!

bros, you can reason better than this believe me. what if she is a student? i can never switch off my phone 'cause someone ccold call me and say "d.brake, omo, we get raheem test now oh. do show CBN hall". her phone, being power, is of a greater advantage to her and she should be able to express her rights. you dont own her till marriage and even in marriage, she aint your slave 'cause you didn't buy her(don't be offended. i am not typing this to make you feel offended. there is no iota of anger in this post. you roger??)














@op, till you have concrete evidence(s) against her, she is innocent. I rest my case