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dude, don't beg the chewing gum girl jooh. you are making it look as if you were wrong

Cherechy:
@OP
Go on ur knees and thank God that created you that it was not me. If it was me u laid hands on, wallahi u wudnt even be posting it on nairaland. No man born of woman can lay a finger on me. Say wetin? Hahahahaha. OMG,   d way its hurting me as if I was d one beaten. Kai, ur chic shud get a good lawyer, preferrably me.

i have heard that countless times. my kid sister was fond of bragging about that not till the day i noticed her boyfriend usually violate her domestically. If not that i treated his F[b]uc[/b]kups, he would still have continued. that is what i noticed about 9ja girls. in a bid to sound tough, they forever remain timid. it is not by bragging. if it were me, u won't do anything. i give you  my word. even in a feminist court, i would tell the female judge this : "if you(the judge) had smashed my phone, i would have hit you harder. atleast, your skin will be tougher than my girl's own". so you actually encourage her to burst the phone. right? send me your bank acct. details let me send you some cash as flight ticket. let us have a little live practical here WRT to the entire topic and watch if i won't beat you the way klitschko beat samuel peter in 2010 to the extent that your daddy will see you and ask "did you, by any means, see cherechy around?".

i never knew perx. never knew what she looked like, never saw any of her post but i found my self crying so hard that people had to converge around me inside BRT. you were a victim of our national negligence in the health sector, a victim of our healthcare workers. the world needed you to advance. we were watching, waiting for you to rise and rule the world in the nearest future. you were the catalyst nigeria needed but maybe it wasn't destiny. maybe God needed you more than hell, maybe it was already written. can i say it was the will of God 'cause to me, it was sheer carelessness. If only . . . i am totally lost of words. We have lost another youth, a creative and intelligent one for that matter. a brave girl who, despite her travails, was determined to live. we have lost another heroine, another future leader. i can't say more 'cause tears are escaping from my eyes. RIP. if only the tears could bring people back to life, it would have done it since but since it can't, we all have top live with the sad reality. RIP Perx. forever will i remember you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njBU-QjVGEE
RIP PERX. I'm just speechless, breathless and clueless. i will find the right words soon

Vicjustice:
Have you tried OMO or SODA soap before, or maybe tetmosol soap ?

the day you use aboniki balm, i would try it

shadshadyz:
today a naija babe go ask u make u give am money make she take buy blackberry
tommorow she go ask u for money for brazilian wig
the day after tommorw she go dey ask u money for house rent
the next day na money make she take buy shoes and pant na im she go dey ask for
haba! naija babes na wetin sef Grin
wetin una dey take the money wey una dey earn take do sef?
why must u always dey depend on a man?
abi na una parents we be? Grin


then why do naija jerks(guys) always demand for sex, are we ur sex machines, JERK! ?

daftest reason to convert him to your ATM. is he the only one enjoying the sex?? girls sef should pay the guys sef 'cayse we burn energy trying to please you girls in bed. i rather use soap and water instead of fu[b]cki[/b]ng a s[b]tupi[/b]d punny

kemiola89:
slimyem, i go with you on dat, it shouldnt be a big deal, i mean why is he your BF if cant help out when you are in need.

that is their usual punchline. why don't you girls ever help their guys in times of their needs?? shey he is suppose to know when you need help. why aint you girls aware when he needs help?? my first girlfriend use that punchline on me and i kicked her arse immediately. ended the relationship ASAP. nonsense and nomenclature??

lefulefu:
omo cynthia sisi u too set jor.i love ur smooth skin,ur beautiful brazilian wig and ur perfert set of teeth.dat ur fine teeth wey u fit take pose for closeup advert wen i see it e dey turn my head upside down.right now cynthia i want to draw a portrait the way jack take draw rose portrait for titanic.omo i no go collect anythin frm u and i go hang the portrait for my dining room and i wil be admirin it every morning[b] b4 i eat my breakfast of garri and kuli kuli[/b].aunty cynthiafred do i have ur generous permission to draw ur portrait?
PS: ehn abego madam idowu no come here to spoil my runz oooo

bros, you are a proud owner of a murano SUV nah. stop falling your swag with the bolded

ret[b]ar[/b]dedness is a disease. truss mi

this shouldnt be a big deal. if she can't forgive him, she should go and drink conc. H₂SO₄

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i break men bones and i do that convincingly. admit the fact that the girl goofed!!!!!!!!!! op might but that is why this is a forum(we all have different ideas). instead, the real wicked men decided to play the hypocrite. how can people defend her well, we all have our opinions. i'm no stupid nigga. i would have cracked her bones

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no matter what you say, no matter how much you try to display your feminism, i will still support the poster. if it was my sister, i would still clap for the guy. what nonsense is this 'cause of beijing '95 nonsense? a girl who loves her partner will never try such. you people talk as if getting money is that easy. i can beat my chest that op's girlfriend have never worked for money before. T.R.A.S.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ocelot2006:
Wow, this thread really touched raw nerves.

Well, I am not an advocate of domestic violence, especially against the fairer sex. But pls let's be real here. I understand the op's rage cos some ladies tend to push guys to their limit.

Now, if I were in breeze's shoe, I may not give her the beat down, or the "corrective backhand slap" medication. But I sure as hell wouldve kicked her out of my house and to the curb as fast as a used toilet tissue. Peace of mind comes first. I can't stand naggers.


@ Natasha, great posts. For a "kid" as some posters call you, you sure have way more brains than the so called "adults" here. M'abasie, if I wasn't married to a great gal, I 4 propose to u

eeeh bros, nor dey scatter my language. erm natty, i go send you airtime. truss me






@op, i still dey support you. if you no been act, all these girls no go stop. dem go even wan do worse. na so i been dey do sotey my younger sis sef go dey talk gimme anyhow. imagine nonsense. she sef go dey shout gimme dey belittle me infront of her/my colleagues. na so one day, i bounce enter law faculty(she's studying law) beat am like sey she thief fone. i beat am sotey ha sanitary pad fall comot. her boyfriend wan follow do shit. i beat am add. i come later tell my mum wetin happen. omo, my mum nod head well, come buy me chicken and viju milk add. the boyfriend, i just hand am give my mum make she execute  the project. since that day, . . .

all these guys/girls defending the girl, i hope something like this happens. @op, you nor even try sef. when me and my girl quarelled, i just boot my system, craay earpiece connect for ear, play reminisce "kako bi chicken," volume @ 100%, open netbeans IDE straight begin dey code my java. if dem born your papa left yansh well, come try something stupid and you for know how far. inside my own house again na him you wan turn rambo. thunder fire your destiny. mi na real african man and i go be african man till i die

@op, i still support you die. if i were in your shoes, i'ld have crippled her. what nonsense? why you go smash my phone?? even if na nokia3310, you have no right to smash it. nonsense. you have no idea how angry i am while typing this. i'm even wondering why you went apologizing to her. nonsense. now, your next step is to dump her rugged jagajaga arse. nonsense.

What nonsense! All these just for common birthday? Op, beg your wife but if she still do strong head, make she rot inside hell. Nonsense!

De Gea, nawah 4 you sef

Nonsense! Tottenham no dey fear face. 3rd position belongs to arsenal. They should go back to their status(5th). Man.U, abeg make am 5 joor.

Ashley!! C.L.A.S.S.

Man.U, nak dem correct akpako jooh.

As an arsenal fan, man.u is my most hated team. i derive pleasure watching man.u lose to any team in this planet but for the first time in my life, i will have to support man.u 'cause i need the 3rd spot. Go man.u! Nak tottenham akpako. I want a four-unreplied-goal win

Please can we refrain from commenting for a while? Trying so hard not to view this thread to no avail. People are just watching me here in BRT, wondering why a 'grown up man' is crying in public

I dey laff

One of the suspected masterminds of the October 1, 2010 bombing in Abuja, Tiemkenfa Francis Osvwo (alias General Gbokos), died in the Kuje Prison on Saturday.

A statement by his lawyer in the case, Federal Republic of Nigeria v. Charles Okah & others, Mr. Festus Keyamo, alleged that Osvwo was murdered by the authorities.

Keyamo claimed that Osvwo’s death came on the heels of a series of complaints by the counsel representing him and his co-accused about the maltreatment meted out to the accused persons in prison.

“The sickness leading to the death of Tiemkenfa Francis Osvwo started when their cell was fumigated with a strange substance on the January 8, 2012, which affected the health of all the four suspects. Suffice it to reiterate that we, their solicitors raised the alarm about that development at the time.

“Prior to his death in custody, Gbokos had been urinating and defecating on himself in the prison and despite pleas by his solicitors requesting that he be treated properly, no one attended to him.

“On February 21, 2012, Osvwo collapsed in court which stalled hearing for that day but despite the order of the court that Osvwo should be medically attended to by the prisons authorities, no medication was administered on him. It was obvious therefore that the authorities wanted him dead,” Keyamo’s statement read.

Comparing the plight of his clients with that of suspects linked to Boko Haram bombings, some of whom are on bail, Keyamo said it was unfair that his clients were being maltreated in prison, when they were still supposed to be presumed innocent according to the law.

“At this juncture, we are constrained to state that we find it extremely inequitable that virtually all the suspects linked to the Boko Haram bombings have been enjoying bail while our clients, the alleged masterminds of the October 1, 2010 bombings (still presumed innocent) continue to suffer indignities in custody.

“We therefore, respectfully, call on all well-meaning Nigerians to join in the call for their bail and the Nigerian government to facilitate the release of the other suspects in custody with a view to attending to their deteriorating health before they die in custody,” the lawyer said.

According to Keyamo, other accused persons in the October 1, 2010 bombing still in Kuje Prisons are facing similar conditions that claimed Osvwo’s life.



http://www.punchng.com/news/independence-day-bombing-suspect-dies-in-prison/#comment-100421

orisirisi

TisaBone:
oh no, there is NO WAY that would ever take him back. Actually Im kind of scared. i feel like he's emotionally stalking me. and to the other poster, there is no way that im gonna change my phone number, but recently i went online and learned how to block his number on my phone so hopefully that will solve this problem. i just dont understand his motives. it just doesn't make sense to me, and no i dont answer his calls, that only happened once the other day and the call was like 60 seconds, and he told me what i mentioned in my other post. and i told hi to leave me alone then I hung up.

why then are you posting this sh1.t here since you have the answer to his "madness" on your fingertips

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gbam

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nah. we are gunning for the 3rd spot. for the 1st time in my life, i will have to support MAN.U. Go MAN.U nak tottenham akpako
gareth bale(3) soliloquizing "mehn!!!!!!! thats a classic left footer and not the clown i'm made of"

maiaiamx:
I like this one, in a text (I know its harsh):
You: Knock Knock
Him/Her: Who's there?
You: Single
Him/Her: Single Who?
You: Single you!!

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i still do not get you

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ she wad at UBTH(uniben teaching hospital). stop arguing blindly. @op you have no idea wrt the speed in which i clicked to view this thread, hoping perx will be the origunator of this thread

2(boy and girl) is okay for me especially if they are twins