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Cold blooded: Dear future wife ,
Anytime I remember that I will get married to u someday I can't help it but burst into a convulsive laughter. It is not b'cos it's funny but b'cos u don't know hw much I luv freedom and wouldn't trade it 4 anything.

We would include an expiry date on our marriage certificate so it can be renewed every 2yrs interval.It's not b'cos I don't luv or trust u - I do, but to be on a safer side I need it.

Yours,
Cold Blooded

I really love this. Marriage is a social contract. No time for ". . . for worse. . ."

imperiouxx: Dear future wife,

I have 3 things for you and they will always be yours forever (1) Love (2) Care (3) Respect.

Yours,

https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0031.gif

On point. That's how men answers it. No time for epistles.

mosho2good: Click like if u tink most nigeria player are not high, smoking marijuana.

Stewpeed ar$e begging idyoot

otijah: I hav a feeling dat he destined for greatness. He shall be a great man. Say amen by liking d post

What annoys me is the fact that you are not praying for him. Rather, you are taking advantage of the boy's condition to beg for 'LIKES'. May God punish you abundantly

simple pose. Nigerian girls pose be like
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Yomieluv: it also makes a joystick to shrink in size..

10/10

Odinaka00: If you think 9ja rules d world oya click "LIKE".....just 10LIKES is enof

beggy beggy. 'LIKE' beggar.

leave that fake thing the westerners call etiquette. I will break the bones if I know I've got no food at home.
As in, hunger dey catch me, I dey form Behind. orisirisi

what the foork is that?
a Nigerian shouldn't be proud of designing this $h1t

sholay2011: What is this one saying? Repeat all these words you just uttered here on a recorder and play it with your ears open. I'm sure you would dash yourself a hot slap after listening.

DIES!!!!!!!!!!

No comment.

the competitiveness has declined. In my days, one of our student scored 85% and could only manage 8th position. 1st scored 98, 2nd scored 97, 3rd scored 97

congrats though.

[quote author=nOble^gEnt][color=#000000][/color]After the criticism why don't you suggest possible avenues through which these things could be done to serve the masses purposefully![/quote]are you answering him? lekki will soon have a new airport but no such stewpwed comment from his moniker despite the fact that Lagos state citizens perfectly dsscribes the word 'poverty'. these Tinubu online spartans are beginning to piss me off

scipher: Ewwwww
https://www.nicomachus.net/images/ghana/airport.jpg

as in, original big-time 'ewwwww'. what the Bleep is that? An airport? more like a mosque.

stebell: because it's not Fashola, it is whack and dirty abi? Young man go find work do and stop hating. It's not good for ur well being. Even if it's a 200L students' assignment, at de end of de assignment, peeps will still use it to travel and dat will be a gud tin no be so?

omo, see vexing nah. it's just my opinion so respect it.
by the way, I'm from akwa Ibom state so the issue of BRF doesn't come in.

beat by dre will help

I can't count

the job look so whack and dirty. more like a 200L civil engineering student assignment.

paulchucks: This woman is one of the best minister in jonathans cabinet i wish her vision well

she is

why did he snub retardinho?

i dey try imagine sey my dad dey there dey fight na him nta come dey show as them out-punch am sotey him start to dey shout 'my eyes oh, . . .'
Thunder fire devil

cumpaddre: Hmmmm. I posted this topic first, the pic was even lifted frm my post buh nuffin spoil shaa... Thanks to nigerias best gov for this...

wipe your tears. I will buy you biscuits. you hear?

ebamma, why?

lazy UNIUYO sef follow join. ontop say school don close down , . . . wey dem go see how dem go take resume school, dem dey there dey foolish

balloon girl

is this meant to be a thread? waste of seun's memory space

[quote author=The Plumber]so how will d penetration happen?[/quote]bluetooth

and how will he know?
is this even supposed to be a question

Osama10: What about having separate MALE & FEMALE Universities?

Jobless set of people.

as in, jobless abokis