₦airaland Forum

SIRNIMS: was hammering one lady and she was pinging!!! can u imagine what BB is doing to basic r/ship? I dealt with the lady by giving it to her so hot, she stopped pigging, as the pain was much..................oloshi ala kori

tellwisdom: Oh no This lady must be mshew chima

mufc009: U should have left without paying for your own meal.

Emylexray: @dabrake, i queue behind you, there are pretty, industrious and independent girls out there who work round the clock to fend for theirself, though few, which makes it look as if all girls are gold diggers.
Like the poster rightly pointed, online dating can't or won't work for Nigerians due to the aforementioned reasons. To add to that, i've discovered that rich or financially buoyant guys seldom fall in love online, they believe their money will fetch them any girl of their choice, and some dumb, myopic, foolish, mediocritic, nitwitic and cheap girls will fall prey to this guys.
Trust me, i can decipher a girl that is after my pocket within two months of dating(online and in real life). Its very simple, though you need a trait of psychology to achieve that.
Its not uncommon this days on 2go, a girl add you and the next minute she goes like...''please send me credit''. Can you imagine that?
This ugly trend will continue for God knows how long if guys and girls refuse to be theirself.

Emylexray: @dabrake, i queue behind you, there are pretty, industrious and independent girls out there who work round the clock to fend for theirself, though few, which makes it look as if all girls are gold diggers.
Like the poster rightly pointed, online dating can't or won't work for Nigerians due to the aforementioned reasons. To add to that, i've discovered that rich or financially buoyant guys seldom fall in love online, they believe their money will fetch them any girl of their choice, and some dumb, myopic, foolish, mediocritic, nitwitic and cheap girls will fall prey to this guys.
Trust me, i can decipher a girl that is after my pocket within two months of dating(online and in real life). Its very simple, though you need a trait of psychology to achieve that.
Its not uncommon this days on 2go, a girl add you and the next minute she goes like...''please send me credit''. Can you imagine that?
This ugly trend will continue for God knows how long if guys and girls refuse to be theirself.

idowuigbo:

freecocoa: Mba o,this lady is a no no please run as fast as your legs can carry you.

Firstly she's self centered and ungrateful,how can she finish 6 eggs,a whole loaf of bread and a jug of tea without leaving a little for the man that took his time to make breakfast,walai if na me I'll tell her my mind pump and plain before walking her out,nansense.

cugresources: Hmmmmm....what a world, Nigerian girls and money-mongering habit, sighs. Must it be all about money? Where are your guddam prides and worths Nigerian sisters? This money-chasing won't lead us anywhere; whoever will be rich in life must be rich, come rain come shine, it will only take time, so why sell your feminine gifts for money? who all these? Too bad....shaking my head disappointedly...

solomon111: Nigerian Men are what they are today because of their women.

Dipwater: True story
I am not poor neither am I so wealthy ,I can afford what eva I want as a yung money.

2nkechi: ok so dis is my story. have dated "guy A" for 7 years, we have being through a lot,( lost me virginity to him) . but the truth of the matter is, i dont tink am gonna get married to him. at the same i cant let him go. but, my parents are not in support of my relationship with him cos we are not from the same tribe. weird right? And have dated "guy B" for a year. but i luv him, not as much as i luv guy A. Guy B is from the same tribe as me but i luv guy A so much dat i dont know how to let him go. pls i need advice, not criticism. thanks

moHot: AND THIS FITS THE FRONT PAGE DAMN!!!

Leboska: Also Dr pasu has been anounced as the teams phsychologist....

bennyraz: @OP. Are u under any kind of diet that u can't finish 5slice of Nigerian bread? Seriously hw many slice of bread did ur chick it? Or are u complaining bcuz u starved that morning? Just think though. N.B a glutton will always be a self centered person. And it isn't healthy for any meaningful relationship.

dokunbam: I know guys to be a good eater but ladies maybe its part of their forming sha oo. But this very day a girl was on a visit, so that morning I decided to fry egg and make beverage for the two of us. I have a loaf of UTC sliced bread in the refrigerator. I set the table, as a good guy naa I woke her up that the table is set. I decided to do some things in the kitchen, I told her to start eating that I will join her. Just after that I was hooked up with a call for 5min or more sha, but when I returned to the table, the girl has finished the bread, all the fried egg and the tea. I started laughing she said ‘am really hungry’. Ordinarily myself I can’t finish 5 slices of that bread with egg and the beverage. I keep wondering what of if am to get married to her what will happen. I have to be buying trucks of food at home. Omo no bi small tin oo

Guys what do u think?

deshclones: abeg add coogar in your prayers..dude is the only fully factory fitted mouthed guy that can match that gay albino mouth for mouth..

ngozi okonjo iweala: Women are very easy to please,their actions depends on the type of man involved. Women are like incubators; give a woman happiness she multiplies it and gives you joy. Give her headache, she multiplies it and give you brain tumour. What you get from a woman depends on what you give to her.

dabrake: Even if you give her 10 million US Dollars monthly and Bleep her with an 18inck golden dick and make her come 190 per hour times she will still complain about this and dat

freecocoa: ,I am na,the old cocoa has passed away.

freecocoa: The worst for me was when my then boyfriend came to my house showing me a result of HIV test which was positive with his name and details on it .

I cried my eyes out that day,i can swear he was crying with me saying,"baby i don't know how this happened,we are finished,please forgive me"etc.

My mind didn't even remember that it was April fool's day sef,i was just thinking,God why me?I've had 5ex only twice,you could have atleast made me pregnant instead of Aids,what will i tell my folks?I'm only in my first year in the university,is this how i go take die? Etc.

After about 30 or so Mins of crying,he just shouted "APRIL FOOL baby" to say i felt like killing him is an understatement,I just went for a lab test afterwards,that was the day i said no more unprotected 5ex and so it has stayed.

It wasn't funny o,it took me weeks to forgive him cos i almost had a heart attack.

Seun: I made a big mistake with New Nairaland, by making the colours too bright, so for a while now I've been experimenting with this theme. I know this new look not perfect, but I think it's much better on the eyes. I will keep tweaking it over time to make it better.

As a scientist at heart , I tried to research the issues with the old theme in a objective manner. My conclusion was that the old theme was painful on the eyes primarily because bright colors bombard the eye with excess photons, causing over-excitement of the cornea, leading to pain after using the site for a few hours. For me initially, I didn't understand this because I only used the site for 30 minutes to an hour at a stretch, but some days ago after a long moderating session of about 2 hours my eyes started to water and I knew something was wrong, so I started working on less photonic theme with dark colors that are easy on the eye.

The way it works is that the background occupies a much larger area than the text, so if the background is dark and the text is light it reduces the number of photon bombarding your cornea and provides relief to any pent up tension in the eyeballs. So I inverted colors to retain the same pleasing blend of colors you're used to while reducing the photonic bombardment rate considerably.

I know that my scientific rather than artistic approach won't win people over instantly, but if after browsing for 2 hours you notice that your eyes are perfectly relaxed and not watering at all, I hope you'll understand why that's happening and appreciate it.

tpia@:
how is the guy paying his mortgage now, before marriage?

if he's not ready to marry then he shouldnt for goodness sake.

and if paying rent is a problem then he should find a rich woman where he is, who can pay his bills for him.

neyostica: Shut ur mouth, thats how we do it here, if the guy cant takecare of the home himself, let him go n marry oyinbo. Waka pass jor, nonsense