₦airaland Forum

olayinkajnr:
Only weak point I've observed is that it's not a great device for gaming. Asides that, it handles my daily activities flawlessly. And the camera is very nice.

olayinkajnr:
That's what I use presently. The device is darn good.

EngineerDamy:
It's no virus Daddi; it's a liquid damage.
If it's not serviced early enuf,we can end up changing the main board.
Tel:08079308901
What's app: 08097000841

investigator007:
put it in rice or garri to help drain the water completely, if it's still misbehaving then take it to Carl care

sorextee:
True. Especially burabisco. Its our native food in borno state. . Under five minutes, e Don ready.

IpobExposed:
1. If u pick ring option the phone will ring that is if the thief maybe is in the same bus with u

Fabkeyz:
Am glad you appreciate bro...

Thanks

pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path.

Blanc8:
Get yourself glasses with the photochromic lens and AR

femi4:
yes

ọrẹ = friend

femi4:
Beautiful

femi4:
Orekelewa

EgunMogaji:
I work 3 days from home.

I have coworkers that live in Mexico and just come into the office two days a week. Sometimes I wish Nigeria was closer as there's nothing stopping me from living in Nigeria and still keeping my US job.

pwettiejay:
Isnt this stupid? Fuel to separate fight? Wonders shall never end, RIP to the kids who knew nothing about it

bharkarh:
*_Please endeavour to read this very interesting piece!_*

*STATE OF THE NATION*

A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.

The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.

The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.

Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).

In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.

In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.

It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.

This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.

NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?

As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?

IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......

Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.

Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria. The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.

Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals

ekanDamie:
hmmm. just by doing comedy skits

let them sha send Emmanuela to school to polish her life.
they would soon become dry.

kennyonthrone:
lol I envy d guy shaa he has achieved a lot in one yeaar.OP so u Noo want mk em d flow wit vodyy guaard if na u nko

AfonjaStinks:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What is Headies award ?? An award they give to primary school kids ??

This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life

Who do you want to give headies award to ?? Tekno ?? Headies award is meant for non talented noise making kids like Ycee, Lil Kesh, Small Doctor, Mr Eazi, Humble smith, Reekado Banks and Koredo Bello
Aramide ?? Who the fucck is that ??

Tekno has songs more than Reekado, Lil kesh, tiwa savage, Koredo bello and Mr Eazi put together

And all his songs are hits

He performed in over 20 countries this year alone, Olamide sef performed in only 2 countries this year, USA and the U.K
Tekno performed all over Europe including Helsinki

This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life

Alleluia was a hit

Holiday was a hit

Duro was a hit

Wash was a hit

Dance was a hit

Where was a hit

Pana was a hit

Tender was a hit

Diana was a hit

Rara was a hit

Can someone mention any artist that has had hit songs back to back ?? All his songs are hits

What an insult ??

*Spits on headies award

rocknation62:
Bro wht shld i be concerned abt, ur girlfriend? HELL NO. Well if u tell us the safety of our MAVRO is to deliver us from hardship,ur failed gov't coursed it. FYI,we are in the hardship togeda u r nt left out so don't pretend as if you are DANGOTE'S SON.

rocknation62:
Don't be surprise that the trap u set for you neighbours na u go fall inside am...HE GO SHOCK YOU LIKE HIGH TENSION SAY NA U GO USE THE ROPE LAST LAST WHEN MMM FINALLY COMES IN FEW WEEKS

TheSuperNerd:
Mercy still holds the goals record internationally for the Super Falcons. Perpetual only scored more in the AWCON.

Perpetua has 80 goals in 99 appearances. Mercy's record is sketchy for now as a lotta digging still needs to be done but she scored well over 80 goals for The Super Falcons.

It will interest you to know that Mercy Akide also began as a midfielder with the Super Falcons **check the 1995 WC list**

From 1999 WC and 1998 AWCON, she was then used more as a striker.


Perpetual was an attacking midfielder who also played oftentimes as a striker. (As a midfielder she's not expected to score much right? That's your point.)

While, Mercy was an actual striker.

So I understand where you're coming from but fact is, you'll miss it that way. Mercy broke records with the Falcons when African women soccer was still young and naive.

Perpetual and Nigeria have never ruffled feathers globally the way Akide and her generation did yet Perpetual and the falcons were more exposed and more experienced.

In perpetual's time, the Nigerian & African women soccer scene was now more matured and experienced compared to Akide's time yet Akide took that team on her shoulders and did more.

Akide made Fifa All-star world squad twice in 1999 and 2004.

Perpetua made the nominees list for the 2005 Fifa Women's world best player.

Both are super legends. Both are trail-blazers but internationally, continentally and putting all the paramenters together, I believe Akide still edges Perpetua slightly.

I only hope Oshoala can go on to surpass them both as she's already on the right track and have even made some good marks they never made but she still have a long way to go.

And guess what... You know Oshoala as a striker/forward today right? Well, she started off as a defensive midfielder for Nigeria at U-20 level in 2012 before she shone so bright as a forward in 2014.

TheSuperNerd:
Thanks Optional.... Your Daddy is watching...

Alariwo2:
The best there is a yoruba babe
we are not surprised with d squad list... it's a common tradition with you igbos

sarrki:
We might have made mistake on Awolowo 

Same mistake with Abiola’s

This time not possible 

Pmb don't distabilize the only region that supported you 

Massively both in primary election and general 

We will have to choose our son 

If need be 

Be warned