₦airaland Forum

Chief Sir only? He forgot Dr. Prof. Evang

acewines:
My people perish for lack of knowledge

Can we meet bro

Why not, you in US too?

Buliwyf:
Thank you for this. Looks like Ugandans have more sense than the average Nairalander. Nairaland is filled with morons that refuse to think.

On Nairaland anything we can't readily explain is juju!

Buliwyf:
This is just pure nonsense. Nigerian education obviously doesn't help critical thinking.

Imagine if a mercedes stops working the moment the engineers decide to show how it drives around in front of others. Or if the phone you are using to type this illogical nonsense you just wrote decided not to work if someone asks you to make an international call in front of them.

Why is it that your juju doesn't ever work except to threaten people with unforseen evil? Why can't you demonstrate it? Why didn't it stop you from being colonized and enslaved? Why didn't it make you the most powerful race in the world? Just backwards nonsense that you are advocating.

Below, comments from Ugandans in Uganda

Buliwyf:
Abi na. Or even make oyinbo forget all the money we borrowed from them.

Or help our boxers be world champions making millions. Simple things.
Instead we're always near the bottom!

Buliwyf:
Why is it that your juju doesn't ever work except to threaten people with unforseen evil? Why can't you demonstrate it? Why didn't it stop you from being colonized and enslaved? Why didn't it make you the most powerful race in the world? Just backwards nonsense that you are advocating.

Or at least help Africa win world cup or Olympics or something. All we need is one bee near the goalkeeper or one babalawo invisible on the field

Nolevel666:
Magic does not work that way.
The moment you intend to show off with it,it loses its power.

Don’t piss the wrong person off.

Well, there is such a thing as faith and placebo effect.
There are certain laws that govern the universe. Some of them we don't yet understand. But they are all explainable in the final analysis. There is no way it can ever be explainable that a woman's dirt pants turned into dollars!

Nolevel666:
Don’t say you’ve not been warned.

A true magician does not boast or stage his arts for people to see like that guy.

Na body go tell you when you piss a true magician off.
You wouldn’t even know he is one until people start asking you who you offended.

So why didn't they do it to James Randi (Google him). He was ready to give $1m to anyone who could prove juju or harm him with it. He died at 97 in 2020 of covid!

LilMissFavvy:
Where are the atheist doubting Thomases, come and explain this.

chichar1:
This what I called African Black Magic!!!!!

acewines:
Do you think your politicians don't have stronger chief priest for one country

Dey play

Snakedoctor1:
That's the science Africa should have been selling to the West.

Most are used for destructive purposes instead
Goddyrichie TheStrongest Nolevel666

Ubdavis:
After somebody would say juju no dey

See below

(Just because you can't explain something doesn't mean it is juju)

Chijeep:
say no to crime.
Nemesis surely caught up with him...
TINUBU'S DRUG SAGA OF 30YRS AGO IS NOW HAUNTING HIM DOWN.

Yeah, but if it wasn't for drug money he'd have led a mundane, boring life, and nobody would've heard about him! Did you look at that angle? Just as if it wasn't for coup (ultimate crime) neither Bubu nor OBJ would've smelt the presidency!

Superstar? Does he know the meaning of superstar?

Cyojunior:
I wonder hw bubu will luk lik in d next 3 years !!!

Below is your answer. Before and today

Don't hate me because I'm handsome

Okiton:

Aaaaah e don they wey I drink garri

I need to soak garri these days

Me too o. This stupid thread don make me dey crave asoki like crazy right now.
Garri soaked in milk, sugar or honey, groundnuts, etc
Yum!

Siwisheswereesh:
The economic political policy has failed already

Shame on Emefiele! Shame on Buhari!!

Failed how??
People who never dreamt of doing internet banking b4 are now learning to do it because they're left no choice!

Cool DaddyCoool

Change diet. If you keep eating the same stuff you'll keep having the same face

winner37:
It depends on the type of food that will be prepared for me during the ten days . If food like Rice and sauce or pounded yam I don't mind eating it for ten days ..

Hole not food. 10 years not days
You really misunderstood or you just kidding?

winner37:
It depends on the type of food that will be prepared for me during the ten days . If food like Rice and sauce or pounded yam I don't mind eating it for ten days ..

Yeah, but humans like variety by nature. Unless you are forced to, it's human to want to sample different dishes while maintaining your staple

LARRYOBRAIN:
Nothing is scary about marriage, marriage is sweet. Choose the right woman for yourself, don't be who you are not. Don't accept all the responsibilities when dating or you are ready to do that in your marriage.
Marriage is being who you are, no pretence. No be fake love, no be sampling girls. Marriage is for matured man and woman with responsibilities.
Marriage no be romantic movies or zeeworld film, it is a reality with responsibilities.
I am enjoying my marriage.
Use your head and ask God to help you too.

NOTHING is as sweet as FREEDOM. And that's one thing marriage takes away. Nothing can ever beat waking up knowing you can do and be with who you wish, especially if you are a man of means

LARRYOBRAIN:
If you really love your wife before you married her, no matter the situation, you will still love her.

This is NOT true at all. People change. Situations change. And sometimes you may think you know someone, but you don't know them

moneyissweet:
Before you marry any woman make sure she has one thing you love so much, it can be big ass, Big breast.. etc

I have been in marriage since 20 years now,but I can't still have enough of my wife. Anytime we banged, It seems as if we just met.

I can't stop thinking about that fat soft ass

Hassanmaye:
Forget it if you marry because of yansh or boobs you will get tired in one week I swear. Sex is so overrated

Marriage is NOT for everybody!!

winner37:
On my own point of view..........
Personal hygiene.
Manner of approach.
Respect.
Sincerity.
Loyalty.
Obedient.
Positive opinions.
Self esteem.
Lack of conversation.
Poor sex drives ( sex urge ).
Financial depression might make a man pay less attention to his wife .
Other people's opinion .
Are the root causes of marriage couple not finding themselves attractive..

Yeah? How about you are tired of eating the same thing everyday for 10 years??!

vacanci:
Everything i have said is the truth. The screenshot you posted may not apply to everyone as it doesnt apply to me at the moment even in a 12 years old marriage.

I hear ya. You are a rare exception

Twoclans:
Haba

Not really. See screenshot above

vacanci:
As soon as she sees the bulging stuff, she humbles and we start marathon. We are still very much attracted to each other in that regard even after 3 kids with the last being 5 plus.

Sometimes on a Saturday morning as early as 7am when they are all awake, we asked them to not come over to play with us in our room until we sent for them. We can just catch a quickie or 2 between room and bathroom. oh by the way, my wife and I share same room every night.

I still cannot find other woman more attractive than her and same goes to her. I have not seen any difference in our sexual experience especially the way she enjoys it and splash all over. If something has changed then i will be concerned that she doesnt find me attractive any more but it gets better and better.

We dont exchange words when we are angry at each other. We could stay up to 4 days not talking to each other but we still communicate using the kids as proxy. We just maintain the coldness towards each other. The day one of us manages to open up a conversation, omo, that person is the one feeling more Hot at that time and i can bet you that night will always be one to remember. That sex after making up is the most passionate

Well, studies and screenshot below say you are a very rare exception indeed, or misreading, or... (no offense) lying

pocohantas:
You are trying too hard to sow seed of doubts into the homes of Nairalanders. If your parents are still together, I’ll suggest you channel this energy into tearing them apart.

No, not at all. That's just how life is generally. If you "love" someone, chances are they'll be after someone else who doesn't "love" them, who'd be after someone else (possibly you!), and so on. Sexual attraction wanes for at least one of the partners after years of marriage. Screenshots below say same

kinkydude:
Cos couples don't renew their marriage vows on daily basis. From day one you must package, repackage & overpackage to continually love your spouse. Marriage is full of stress. Times are changing.

Too much WORK! Must life be work?? Why not just avoid the headache? Why not just simply be, and enjoy this great gift called LIFE??

vacanci:
wow. my marriage is over 10 years and anytime i see my wife half naked, i get full erection. Even when i have headaches, that erection will still come.

I bet you it's not the same for her. You're probably gradually becoming disgusting to her. Why can't things ever be equal in this life??!!

siofra:
It's because men marry for lust and when that lust fades, they begin to regret marriage.

And what do women marry for?

Uteghe:
An unrepentant cultist on a failed image laundry mission. May the blood of those your group has murdered hunt you for life.

That ElTafari7 guy must have been blushing with embarrassment and shame while writing that crap.
His advice is to join a cult then dig around and read their constitution before doing anything they tell you to do as a newbie, the things they are all doing o! That's his advice!

"Haunt" by the way, not "hunt"

UmbrateethO4:
the girls get filtered too. That is why you find most oloshos barren or sick at some point etc. The filteration process is more aggressive on guys. That is how the world has been right it from existence.

Guys and olosho chasers go impotent or get sick too. How ever you calculate it, there end up not being enough men to go around. That's his point