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Aboubou:
That is a big one for our very own daviso

Abi your very own daviso

Sorry sir, your list is fuqdup!!
As far as it's this seasons champ league, Salzburg Striker should be there.
Haaaland!!!!

Where's sniper when we need one.

My Alma Mata. It's a pity.
Ocheja repping anyday.

LadySarah:
Queef You mean?

yea!!!! Thanks for the correction.

It's called squiff.
It's normal Jare.
Depends on how una dey straf and the makeup of your privates.

What a news!

Swallowing injections.

Na wa o. No water sef.

This babe lashes go good as fan as this Buhari regime no give us better light.

Nostradamus:
how many odds?

500

foodthought:
Why do you say so

so do you say why

Up Manchester United.

He don finally cum inside abi.

Congregation kwa? Gathering ni.

Anyhow post! Still kinda true though.

Olayinka8793:
you say to what we?

we? To say what we you.

Onitsha 2chains.

healthserve:
What to we say to this

to say this to we what.

Nbote:
Wen some of us still dey play PS2!!

lol, I'm sure it's soccer. That PS2 soccer Na still evergreen.

FamousMonk:
I am strongly of the unequivocal opinion that the human penis should be declared a legal and sovereign entity that can sue and be sued by the National Assembly.
The human penis has an independent mind and even when its owner doesn't want to shag, the penis defies its owner and does as it pleases.
Later the blame is heaped on an innocent person. The preeq owner bears the brunt even though he had and always has no control over the philandering demeanor of his preeq.
This is a very important problem I think the National Assembly under the auspices of President Mohammadu Buhari should tackle.
Many men have been jailed, abused, maligned, vilified, ostracized, and made pariahs over what they didnt do while the culprit and perpetrator of the heinous acts of fuckery is never apprehended or questioned and thus, always goes free with so much impunity.
Henceforth, nobody should blame me for my preeq's misgivings. As from today, I cease to take the fall for what I never did. I am young and innocent. Blame the preeq.

Eiyaa , your medications don finish

Why you like pant n bra like this.

Amstupid:
I always log into nairaland anytime I wanted,
Go to news trending and start booking space to write rubbish

I no dey read the headline and content self

Dats how I live my life

this your life sef.

Unrated900:
Are you sure you are in Nigeria

na Saturn him dey, their planet never revolve yet. Them still dey last 2weeks(international friendlies)

RenHub:
Yea that's what I thought too. This overrated kid had a fluke.
Lampard ought to have fielded our best squad the way united did. More so Callum Hudson is trying too hard to place himself at a level thats very far from him at the moment. I pray he gets loaned out soon enough.

The only positives from that game was Reece James, Jorginho's composure and Batman's solo goal. We go again boys


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Ea sports, to the game!

Abeg who get iPhone 2?

Wuzyurdaddy:
What are the odds I'll win?

Bros, make Dem no scam you oh.

Zugo my guy. I know say you no know me, me sef just dey know you. Abeg, gimme that babe with glasses. I promise to love her till I find another girl.

Champions League final with Barca. We were played to the last, then camera now showed Alex ferrgie almost crying with his hands shaking, I nearly cried!!!! Barca was invisible that year.