₦airaland Forum

Una wicked for this nairaland. No one is talking about cameltoe., because she's fat. If Na Khloe or Toke makinwa, una go begin dey salivate.

These pants sef..
Some ladies dey try sha.

Okay?

Bash Ali.

Oh bwoii. This ain't cameltoe, this is Confirm monkey lips!!!!!

Still the same to me. Just better clothes.

internationalman:
I'd rather eat a fellow human being than eat a snake

this one Na werey oh.

Bubu:Oshiomleee, I wan to party later 2night. Me you and Dem girls How you see am?
Oshiomole :ayiiiiii

You might not have senz, here's why...

LordPhilip:
Loooool you just made me laugh so hard

how much you go give am?

hustla:
Dey use your drugs o

he actually used it. Na just overdose cos am

helinues:
Who is winning, who is losing?

Manchesterunited is winning! Chelsea are trying to get a consolation goal.

It can't even work.
I don't joke with my tithe or offerings to God.
Moreso, my condoms dey inside our old popcorn machine.

I seriously don't understand this. How can this be news!!!!!
How I wish I can just rest my small head on that Mercy's Buuuutty, so I can have a sound sleep.

Chubhie:
Fake news. King Tonto is relaxing in her luxury apartment donated by Timi.

Shebi you be her publicist Na. Abeg help me tell her to increase your salary.

Epistle of Matthew.

Asapkiller:
na u come make me laugh finish���

we need am for this country!

Shibaraba:
Sat with him once. On a train. We had the nicest of chats.
We spoke about buhari, Evans and even the cost of rice. He told me he wishes to come to Nigeria that he learnt that our ladies obows are one of a kind. I even opened a nairaland account for him. Nice guy.

Let's begin our day with lies. Nigeria itself na lie

you made me laugh. please send your atm card pin, lemme transfer money to you.

Jokes apart, all these kinda post dey vex me. Please, you are matured to know what to do.
Ahn Ahn, that's how another one said my fiance doesn't know how to cook, should I marry her.
Please, what's our business.

You and your sister na Olodo.

Astark:
Paid stunt

Shebi Na you Dem pay. Your laif don better already Nah.

Treasure17:
Daddy morenike be careful. What are you harvesting? Is she a cassava?

this one na sweet potato.

Eiyaa, I feel for the Christmas tree..

That 2nd girl from the left is ripe already. Ready to be harvested. See as she fair.

Thank God it's just ants, soon you would be seeing ostrich, whale and the likes.

Geminita1:
Ini edo my lookalike

continue.

ultravires:
This is actually a huge loss for those concerned.

Meanwhile mini portable USB Rechargeable Hand Fan available in large quantities.

This fan works as a power bank. So you can charge your phone or power bank while taking advantage of cool air.

The battery lasts upto 4-5 hours(depending on the speed)

Price is just N1, 500.
Number @signature

Abeg make I give you 200naira.

Bread and beans

Smh. See wetin dey make person depressed. See, not to take anything from this your matter. Life itself is funny. Have you paused and thought of how your future will be like. Marriage, kids and all. This your case is nothing as compared to these. Before you know it, you would be done with pharmacy. What next?