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BecaciaBarbie:
You are still cracking me up so much ooooo hahahaha making me look unserious at work...haha your post was the best! I will still go back and read it again

lol. Expect your query on Monday.

BecaciaBarbie:
I am in tears plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………………..I can't stop laughing....oh goodness!!!

lol. All these ladies in my mentions ehn... It's not Tiger ba3 oh, e just never charge ni.

oloriLFC:
lmao! 'Tiger battery'

Shebi Iss that one you know abi

Lamanii22:
Hahahahaha... What a funny moment... That part when you said "you posed like a vulture beaten by rain" that really got me... In fact I can't stop laughing...

hope say you don finally stop to laugh? If not!

Definitely has to be during a pool party. Got out the pool and was sitting beside the pool, didn't know my preeq cap was outside already, thanks to those Tommy Hilfiger boxers wey get buttons that year. I notice say breeze just dey blow that area but I didn't pay much attention afterall, I just got outta the pool. Like 1mins plus, one babe wey I no even know signaled to my crotch area, as I see my cap outside, I fly enter pool ASAP, I even injured my knees.
I can never ever ever ever forget! Especially the look on the girl face n her friends. Preeq wey never charge, e come be like say tiger ba3. DAMN!!

You try. But this one looks like witchcraft airways logo

What is that round stuff all preeq has called?

Lordwheez:
Wetin Adamu no go see for gate... Lol

Bros, Adamu n Musa don tire sef.

Rednaxelot:
Wondering who the children resemble?
Seem like they don’t look like both parents

na you Dem resemble.
Well done sir!

Na Pink pupu full there.

lilmarley:

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you? "

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....

The story continues....

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."

MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone.

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".

Dawn... He left with the house key too.


Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose

welldone o! But as this sermon long, how this thing take concern brt?

No fear.

Nice handiwork. Make he fly am go futa for matriculation if them finally give am admission.

condemn:
Heart when done break already. Sagittarius women 90% of the time end up with men with dark emotions. Them get less than 1 year together for this their relationship

Oshey relationship detective

maynation:
Are you in Nigeria at all?

Idey Lesotho

Make Burna no break this babe heart oh.

Shey na him preeq he use start the grinder!

Scam. Not for phones

Holy ghost fire.

Sars on the beat

Please, someone should enlighten me! Why them dey snap all these pictures? How does it concern us? Wetin Dem dey gain from all this paparazzi.

The last guy from the left in the first picture looks funny.

Sometimes i regret that you regret marrying your wife too.
Wetin we go do now?

Take his picture to mfm

How the mighty Falls

Because we are cursed!

Please go abroad if you don't know people that would push your music without having to cheat you.

Pettyprincess:
Believe Nigerian guys at your own risk!!!
As a smart girl you shouldn't even let them see your pant not to talk nw opening legs for him trying to insert his d**k!!! Romance with panties nd tight short intact!!!
Ladies needs to be smart!!! It is only Nigerian guys that will buy ice cream for a girl nd wanna take her virginity meanwhile Jesus fed 5000 people nd died a virgin!!!
It is even better selling your virginity for millions than loosing for one broke guy that never invested financially in your future just because you think he loves you.

na by seeing of pant!! Ladies no dey wear pant again Na.

MiVida:
Mine would be singing.


Tho my voice is hereditary. Mum's voice can raise the dead

Abeg follow me go mortuary with your mummy, e get one guy wey dey owe me money.