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ladyGKilaBCrueD:
mynd44/ Dominique/ rocktation rule 5 (Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.)was broken
this disgusting fella posted his genitaliaa as his profile picture

Hello Disgusting Lady, .. if you take this to Court, you'll Fail woefully like a Dummy you are, ... What's your Evidence to prove that Picture is "My Instruments" according to you.

You're seeking for attention right?

What's the Police trying to Prove with this Nonsense?,

internationalman:
That's 7.7inches

That's considered big.. Kudos

Look at my profile picture and give me your "Verdict"

Michelle55:
It's a big deal.. It's more dangerous for the women than it is for the men folks and it's also a big turn off especially if she hasn't given birth before.

Here are some of the reasons of big stomach in women:

Poor diet. Sugary food, such as cakes and candy, and drinks, such as soda and fruit juice, etc

Too much alcohol. Consuming excess alcohol can cause a variety of health problems, including liver disease and inflammation. ...

Lack of exercise. ...

Stress. ...

Genetics. ...

Poor sleep. ...

Smoking etc

Smoking doesn't cause big Stomach

godofuck231:
after childbirth and wizkids slamming tours, the hole is now a pit ( uncle did I pass my exams)

You passed the exam in flying colors sir

Giwoni, ... Let me Advise you and If You have any Sense and If you are Smart enough, .. you will follow this my Advise to you.

I want you to go to YouTube and search for the name of this man called "Donovan Sharpe" ... and yes you heard me Clearly, ... Go to YouTube, search for that name "Donovan Sharpe" and Listen very carefully and very attentively to all that man is Saying and you will learn a lot about the Deep and Evil nature of Women.


You were manipulated all along bro, ... Do what I told you to do inorder to avoid a Repetition next time ... A word is enough for the wise

Rekhina:
is that a Taproot being I see

Only You know Exactly what you are seeing

Rekhina:
See is that dick URS ?

You wanna chat Naughty girlie, am game.

Attention Whores

sirzee1660:
Funny question . each time I remember that girl in my department ,she was crushing on me,so we started dating she invited me to her lodge and we both had sex ,her Virgina was so wide and deep I didn't enjoy the tin at all despite my huge working tool, I later discover she is a runs babe that sleeps with every lecturer that can pay 1k and pass her , the worst is that she has kids at her father's house. Each time I remember those days i will just feel sad,wentin pain pass I enter without condom

I can swear with my balls that you haven't gone for a Test till now

Ihatefeminist:
fucking a prostitute for good two hours without condom

I don't know why prostitutes are sweet, ... The sex is usually sweet if you know what you want and pay well

Kennedyiheme02:
good my friend.. I'm glad i did help.... my question is how was yohr life before knowing the red pill life?

Before the RedPill,.. I think I was alright, although my interactions were mostly with Europeans, I never interacted with Nigerian Females, ..the only thing that puzzled me during that period of my interactions with Europeans, I always used "Reverse Psychology" On The Females most especially and even myself I was unconscious of what I was doing during that period,
During my several interactions with them, I was Told things like "are you a Psychologist", "how were you able to read things so well" and other compliments ... I was asked this severally by the female folks that I failed
To realize that I was actually good at what I was doing, to the extent that they tell me things that they've never told anyone before, .... God In Heaven Is My Witness.

I was never a "Nice guy" or "Simp" as it's called because am a very Selfish Person, .. I always put myself First before anyone or Anything,. ... right from time, i've never cared about anyone's Opinion/Opinions about me, there was Something about me that People found attractive which I wasn't seeing at first, maybe it was because of the way I speak with Extreme Confidence and authority, I just didnt know, ... So along the line, I noticed this Trait attracted people to me, female folks included, . . mind you, I was doing these things Unconsciously .. I never knew the kind of power I had yet, ... Till One day I came Across The "MisEducations" here on Nairaland like two years ago ... Wow, it was amazing, my Eyes Opened instantly, ...

One Thing People Fail To Realize, is that The "RedPill" is For All aspects of Life, .. The RedPill works like Magic, .. There are Truths that are Just there Right in front of you but because the person's eyes are not opened, he will not see it, .. But Once you are "RedPilled", Trust me, Even the Most Tiny Detail,. You will Spot it because your Eyes are Wide Opened.

My Senior Colleagues and Friends are always amazed at my Ability to Analyze situations Expertly and break things down for them to Understand,... The Look In Their Eyes Says It all ... Sometimes the can't help but to Clap their Hands whenever am done analyzing a particular situation.

The RedPill made me a Sophisticated Man and Improved My Life ... As for the Women, I still use my "Reverse Psychology" On Them and Sometimes the get so hooked to the extent I have to start Putting my Phone On "AirPlane Mode",

I am not Lucky to Have a Woman in My Life ... Rather ... A Woman Is Lucky To Have Me In Her Life ... This Is The Kind Of Mindset that Smart Guys that know what they are doing should have.

BrilliantGigolo:
Never envisioned a day when Simps will gather in harmony to laugh about their mumu.

Rest in peace ! Sweet , Cold , Solid Masculinity.

You sound like one of those "Entitled Cunts"

KennedyIheme02, ... You are the Guy that Introduced me to the great "Donovan Sharpe" ... I'll never Forget you for that.

How are you Sir?, ... How's the Lockdown Over your Side?

LedRock:
Please guys keep flowing with More redpills, don't reply any manipulative witch on this thread. One of the witches just made a comment now

You want more RedPills, ... Go to YouTube and search for "Donovan Sharpe" and listen to that man and you'll learn more about the True and Evil Psychology of Women... i can swear with my Balls, You wont regret listening to that man

GreatResearcher1:
During my search for a wife i got contacts of some NL girls here. We do talk occasionally about life and other things. Recently some of them stopped picking my calls. They say I should drop the redpill that it would only make me a bad person. SMH!

That's the beginning of their Shaming Tactic, drop the RedPill at your Own Peril

GreatResearcher1:
I was thinking men have learnt but I was wrong.
Some things I read these days on NL got me feeling like throwing up.

I'd call out those SIMPs one by one.


1. ElasticStone: He just got a job offer and probably would be placed on probation before being confirmed a full time staff. He has already invited a parasite into his life. He gave one hilarious reason why he wants to marry a girl. She's pretty that's his reason.
Bro you better look beyond beauty.



2. JDJ4: This one is being manipulated by a girl. First she used pregnancy scam to siphoned money from him. Now she's using an imaginary native doctor. Better wise up and take redpill

3. Olofin2: This one begs a girl he bought with his money through marriage for sex. SMH! If CS is the cause your wife deny you sex, answer this question. When did she start denying you sex and when was the CS? I hope you also beg your car (if you have one) to please allow you drive it.

4. Ekeletu: This one is the irredeemable. Paying a hoe 10k weekly to date you? I thought it was over but damn! He went ahead to foot bill for her dad's burial. He was not even ashamed of coming to a public forum to say it.

5. Scientists: This one will only get sense when his girlfriend brings another guy's pregnancy/child to him to father. He said his girl easily fall in love once u sweet talk with her and she has been having sex chats with random Facebook guys. I wonder why he can't breakup. SMH

6. stephenonyx: This one is dating a public toilet.
hear the rubbish he vomited " Though before we started dating, she has made mention of sleeping in her male neighbors room. She has slept in almost all the guys room and she claimed none has touched her and she is comfortable with them even though some has asked her out before we met."

The Ekeletu Own made me Laugh Loud and Hard

Franzinni:
Fasted for 7 days .. Prayed 7 days ... Then waited on the lord... Haha...


Kidding ... I had that feeling ... And a divided to dialogue ... She ran circles around me so I had to go FBI on her ...


Well she was going Escobar on me as well so she deletes all calls and chats as soon as she is done ... No history ... Nada!!! I asked why but she ran circles round me ...

Ok Nah... I decided I should show this girl what kind of a mind I have ...I went online and got a 3 day trial of an spy app call hoverwatch now this app sends all activities on a target phone ..heck it even takes a picture every time someone unlocks the phone and it will secetly send them to your profile ... The one wet burst my head be say it even tells you all the geographical locations that phone has been with timestamps ...Mo fo! ... I was blown away with the info I gathered ... Men I was just a human wallet ooo the babe dey collect damanturu from one kuntakinte but she was opening website on my head ... I confronted her with the allegation and you know women nah... They quickly enter cry mode ...I can't believe after all I have done for you ..you don't trust me ... What is love without trust ... Yada yada ... I mean she was balling tears like a leaking satchet of pure water ... I been dey laugh ... For my mind ... Nah him I fall out my phone load all the FBI data ... Play the voice note as she dey tell the bobo say she love am and me I just be obstacle that can be tolerated ... I begin play all for her to hear ... I face dry out like sahara desert ... So I decided I don't need to be tolerated anymore ... She is his-story! Wounds heal and life will go on !

Please the name of the app

humblemikel:
Fellow ladies,
If you want to have sex
Have it for the fun of it and not for love
Today's men are not worth the stress of faithfulness even in marriage except you meet an exceptional gentleman
That's why I have no pity for men who are fathering another man's child
They think they are good in cheating
They forget the adage that says
"What a man can do, a woman can do even better"
See how all of them came all out to show their stupidity online,
beating empty chest of their infidelity
By the time women are done dealing with you guys in this 21st century,
U will all understand that it's from a woman's Virgina you all came out from and she have power over what she produces.

You can't even spell Vagina Correctly.
It's "Vagina" not "Virgina" correct that nonsense you wrote.

Sanchez01:
The first question that came to my head before opening the thread. Why people will find it convenient to spill precious information to strangers they have never met and never tell the person they're with seems like a wonder to me.

Sincerely, I still don't see why people should keep secrets and still say they are in a relationship. Nothing beats walking around with a mind free as the wind.

Like your mind is "Free as the wind"..abi?

Finstar:
My first time was exciting, cause it opened my senses and exposed me to lots of hidden things. I felt like a god, watching everything at once and being aware of everything. It was crazy.

If I lay on my bed, it feels as if I'm soaring round the universe.

People say that when they are high, time goes very fast. But that's not my case. Time goes very very slow. I become more observant, aware, I live in the MOMENT.

I could feel electricity flow through my body. It's as it there is a power in me that weed activates lol. Like a super power.

Also, I tend to observe my thoughts more. Watch how they come and go, and how easily a thought can dominate my mind.

The worst feeling is gradually coming back from this beautiful alternate existence.

Years ago, I vowed never to try weed. My first experienced made me open and I researched this plant. Then I learnt that this natural plant is a gift to man. Without weed, your life is incomplete.

Weed is proof that there is more to this 3D dimension. That there is more to this life. For once, research about the tremendous health benefits of weed, you'll be stunned.

Lots of countries are rapidly legalizing the recreational use of weed. What I'll never try is cigarette, that one kills.

I'm gonna enjoy some this night.

You have my Respect.

Danielomisco:
nice1 i ate this shit yestdai cos of the lockdown I lost track of time and slept like a baby.Anytime i woke up i cud hear people tlkin abt me and gossiping bad things about me I asked ppl around if anyone visited the said no.The best part of this all was while i was asleep i went back throught time,bro I saw all i did dt i wudnt hav remember i was a third body..my parents were so young n happy.I spent years in jst one nyt.

You were Hallucinating sir

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

Colorado is what science experts call "artificial marijuana" ... It's produced in a hidden labs with Chemicals ... Go and research this on Google.


By the way, ...when it comes to smoking,... Me I go Humble you ... Snoop Dogg still dey learn work for my side

Albertone:
If you mean sexual turn on then, I get erect every time i smoke

Weed right?,

I thought I was the only one that Experiences this

That's how you guys spread fake info

The man was a chain cigarette smoker, ... He was addicted to tobacco.

Smoking marijuana is perfectly healthy,... Medical Experts says and I quote
"Marijuana is the safest drugs on the planet"

Till date, ... Medical Experts haven't found a Link to Connect smoking Marijuana to Lung Cancer.


Knowledge is power

Ah... I feel sorry for you sir... Some malefolks are really not worthy to be called a man and also wear that Title called "Being A Masculine Man"

See the way the Bitch is playing with his Emotions...

The day this guy decides to finally leave that girl... That girl will either "Murder him" if she doesn't do it or doesn't have the heart to do it ... She will definitely "Hurt him so bad Physically" ..... Mark my words.

Kudos and Respect to that man,... He put her in her place.. that's how a Masculine man that knows his Worth should always behave... Never be afraid to put a woman back in her place when she steps out of line

letitrainnow:
Nowadays, some ladies don't even care with their mode of dressing, they wear dress anyhow... This is so dissapointing..

The photo above showed a woman that have caused a serious stir on social media after she appeared in public wearing a really weird outfit.

This photo has caused a meltdown on the internet since it emerged.

Two women are seen in the photo clearly shopping for hair attachments but that is not what is causing a stir: it is the woman standing by the right that has got tongues rolling.

The woman is seen wearing pants that have obviously been torn to shreds to clearly expose her buttocks.

Apparently done for fashion purpose, the woman is proud to appear in public wearing the rather weird design.

Although the woman's identity or location have not been confirmed, social media users have since slammed her choice of clothes, calling it too bizarre for anyone to appear comfortably in.


Culled from: http://www.infogistz.com/2016/07/do-you-think-this-is-fashion-or-madness.html?m=1

Love the body Structure... She's Fvckable and she go sweet ... *Winks*