₦airaland Forum

Jack500:
Ogun will kill all these Westerners, including that useless Trump(the most incompetent president, that USA ever had) and all those Nigerian motherfucker's sucking his ball.


PS: I can see some hypocrites lambasting them here, but these are the same people that said they will prefer to go to USA even as a slave than live as a freeborn in Nigeria. Tufiakwa

Allexey:
One question for you!!!
Are the girls chatting and cheating with spirits?
Yeye
If not for security sake,I'll have just made a screenshot of the numbers of emails sent to me on nairaland alone...
And yes if you like your peace of mind, stay away from a ladies inbox

Swaghood:
During the quantitative a guy ask his babe for a haircut but she did extremely good job.

More photos link below>>>
https://swaghood..com/2020/04/graphics-photos-of-girlfriend-gives.html

mrwonlasewonie:
Mr exhibitionist.youre proud of showing your pen1s to the world ABI? Continue

So you're proud of this nonsense ABI?

mrwonlasewonie:
yeah.... some people are timeless and are you pained because she didn't age as you expect her too?

FlamieB:
Government should do something asap in regards to this lockdown because in the coming days more people will troop to the streets.

I'm ever ready to start my own protest here cos I've not eaten anything since yesterday. My eyes have been closing by itself cos I lack energy to even see things clearly. God help us.

Anything will be appreciated. Abeg oo GTBank 0210743255

Mrop:
What should we call this, or should we call this another symptoms of corona virus?

In this hilarious clip, this curvy lady was infected with the viral disease corona virus and was placed on treatment. But for her to lay down gently and receive treatment she stood up instead and started twerking.

She keeps rejecting the treatment those nurses want to give to her. She was busy shaking her n@ked buutt. What do you think she's doing ?

Watch the Controversial Clip HERE

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StandUpGuy247:
Bro, forget all these insults you're seeing here. It's nairaland

Your case is normal. Almost every man passes this stage with women. The main thing is now that you've realized what is going on, you need proper miseducation from professionals on understanding women from everywhere you can get.

I'll give you a list of channels you should follow on youtube. They should help you unload all the crap you've been fed with about how to treat women from birth.

Alpha male strategies, the33secrets, coach Corey wayne, fixed fearless, mindful attraction, Dan bacon, Donovan sharp, 21 studios, the natural lifestyles.

Forget women for now and focus on developing yourself as a man.

I like sharing this cos every man needs these kind of info and not all are born with game. You can learn game if you want.

Hating them won't help you cos we still want to get steady pvssy with less headache

Stay safe bro, these bitches ain't worth sh1t

stupidity:
roaming aimlessly you say?


I was on my own when I created a thread. But your miserable life couldn't hold back. You had to come here to show your frustration as if I'm responsible. Why don't you leave me and my thread in peace?



Why are you bitter? Why you dey vex?
There's plenty of rooms here to play but you wan Dey follow me drag door say you must enter this room.

Finnese001:
Op better oil dey your head , don't mind all these leeches claiming to be independent, but still wants their bfs to always spend on them


hungry modafvckers

Cowbell521:
He sure me sey when you milk am dry finish. You move to the next one.

You yourself no am not broke. Even as Dangote, I still no go waste money on one entitled bitch.

Ur BF go soon wise

Meeyankee:
How did you know the guy is broke ? Well you are the one that is broke here because your boy friend is the one feeding you and given you money .

Kendumazy:
Lol. While this lockdown period is a blessing to some families, it's also a curse to some families. Some families are tired of each other already. There's this nigga in my street, he's never interested in any discussion if it's not business discussion. Was surprised nigga is fully following the updates on Corona virus. Each time, he sees me, he will be like "Guy, they never see vaccine for this Corona, this thing is taking time" He will give me other necessary updates which are correct update. I come ask am, this one wey you dey follow medical news all of a sudden. Wetin happen? Na boredom or what? He opened mouth talk say, am tired! House done tire me. But, you supposed dey enjoy house with madam naaw. He said No! Her wahala is just too much. Can't bear it anymore. Saw him this morning as at 7am with his bag. Told me he's going to somewhere for some tasks. He'll be back on the 15th. My mind told me, he's going to meet his side chic.

youngvikthor:
My brother was staying with my aunty since 2017 so early this year he decided to rent his own apartment after saving some money

So January this year, he told my mum that I should come and stay with him that he will look for work for me which he did. Since my arrival to this place, my cosin sister alway visits us. The house is not far from ours. She will come in name of helping us to cook.

While she and my brother will be touching themselves even when am around, most people in our compound thought she is my brother's girlfriend. I also noticed some used condoms in our room and my brother did not have girlfriend.

Fast forward to yesterday Monday, I went to work
and our boss said we should go back due to the issue of this covid 19, I reach House only for me to see my sister lying dawn with just singlet, playing game with my brother's phone.

And my brother was in the bathroom. I don't really know what to do, if I should tell my mother or not, my aunty is such a kind person she at times gives us food stuff and even money and I don't want my brother to get angry with me.

Please I need your help, he is 26, I'm just 21

sLentlover7778:
*Imagine your bank deducts #5000 from your account and tells you "it was deducted as your donation to fight Corona virus"..

Drabeey:
OP can borrow sense, but we need to improvise one for you. The factory fitted one don spoil.

What should he be doing?
Crying, wailing to gods to stop the epidemic abi?
Mteew


I dey always forget this day, every of this kind date, every year. Why?

Happy birthday to myself and Alhaji Dangote in 9days time. Boss, i won't like to spread this virus. Baba i need money to quarantine myself well. You no do me anything last year, but no be say i dey vex o. Sebi you still get my acct number sir? I can still resend it tho

StPete:
It became his business when you posted it on social media. Guy go and get sense, it's too early in the month to be stupid

DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. Op below..

Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

Toosure70:
they will soon results to collection of 1000 naira to open the blockage.

Badb0y4lyf:
In a weeks time the no movement will be unsustainable as food and all basic amenities would be exhausted except there is a stimulus package form the Government.