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faith2kool:
I Am Still Single Because I Haven’t Seen A Man That Can Handle My Backside – Nigerian Lady

A Nigerian Lady identified as Aisha Mariam has said that she is single because she haven’t seen a man that can handle my backside.

Read below what she say

“Am still Laughing at the man who will Marry Me, because he will be there thinking he will marry a saint with big waist and fine fine face, Oga when when you finish dreaming come and Carry your Aba Made I try sha.

“If I date then I’m expecting that our relationship should lead to marriage and I intend to marry someone who will compliment me for the sake of our children I don’t have height so I can’t and will never be dating a short guy, sorry Short guys biko stay far away.

“Men Should Charge Us For Their Manhood, We Have Money We’ll Pay Ya all stop giving it for free, you deserve to get paid Ladies let’s appreciate them, who’s in with me.

“No man in his right state of mind will ever think of dumping me, I am times two of every mans dream, with just the right Body.

“I av 99 problems but my Behind isn’t one of them, am the reason why they can’t concentrate, My behind is Joy My Front is Happiness, I was Created to share joy and happiness.

“So many people want to know why am still single, Well I haven’t meet a Man Capable of Handling my Behind Its out Arewa can come for me

See photos: https://tigblog.com.ng/2020/03/28/i-am-still-single-because-i-havent-seen-a-man-that-can-handle-my-backside-nigerian-lady/

Compared to the kind of ass I've handled before this Corona issue ... That ass up there in the picture is small compared to the ones I've handled

illicit:
yes

How you take know

Lostz:
the earlier he breakup with her, the better his life will be.

why can't she cook from her house then bring it to the guy house? that will at least show that she is useful to the guy.

the foolish boy should better break up and look for a girl that will be comfortable in his house

My brother you have my Respect, ..... Thou art Wise,


Respect

gunners160:
I totally disagree wit u. I read her story and I also read the comment section and all I could say is that the Lady has every right to get worried. The guy needs to upgrade. the lady's fear is not about today but how tomorrow will look like

Oga, so if a female comes into your life and start putting unnecessary pressure on your head, you'll succumb to it inorder to Please her abi?

Erediauwa:
You call this "Food for thought"?

If the lady isn't comfortable with his apartment, let her find her way out of his life.... It's really that simple.


Don't go about impressing one local bitch by renting a 3 bedroom apartment when one môron is furcking her recklessly in his plank one room apartment.

Thou art Wise

Jewessgratitudd:
So here's what the lockdown has done to me.!!!
My bed now my bestie,my hair has become nappy and this is just day 7 of the sit-at-home...order
Tired of matting down myself.

I wish this whole thing Will just end, let me go back to my once vibrant self.

She's Overweight

Ariza:
If you can't rent house for him like he would do if reverse were to be the case , Aunty carry your bag and go!

You can't cook food in the passage but you can comfortably eat out making the guy spend more. Aunty you have eaten his accommodation money already nah.

Thou art Wise

unscripted:
Personal hygiene is important ,

But a real man doesn't pay so much attention to his looks ..

A real man lives a life of sacrifice ..

His time ( where u see time to dey look sharp )

His money ( almost every thing he spends on is not for himself )

His life ..

She may be scared that your r not a real man for her ..

So he's not a real man by taking his personal hygiene serious abi?

Julietlove95:
I don't know what is wrong with some guys sef. Is obvious she doesn't want you yet you still begging for her love dam. Even if you like roll yourself in a muddy water she still won't value you and might even dump you for someone better tomorrow. My advice ignore cut any form off communication with her give her levels show her she is nothing and watch her die for and stop been a pussy man.

Thou art Wise ma

Rasmega:
He is still growing..you know.

You are around 40 and you still senseless. Let's talk about that.

OluwasureGig:
thanks bro I'm into supplying of solid minerals to companies in pH who in turn mill them and sell to oil companies.

Hope it's not "Audio Supplying Of Solid Minerals"

CallMeGrace:
Jugding from your profile picture,omo you are not bad oh...well, seems she is into you already, just start with friendship and when time goes on,she might consider you...just don't rush it

Start with "Friendship" are you Hearing Yourself

Npower:
A little pressure will do the magic

And she'll date him out of Pity once Pressured

Olunmercy56:
Continue trying your best, be friends with her, let her know the "trustworthy" man that you are

Op, ... Never Take Relationship advise from a Woman

bluefilm:
Wow!

Bro, do you even know the meaning of ranting?

You are the one ranting and I just happen to be the one telling you to stop ranting 'cause there ain't no gain in ranting about things you cannot change no matter how much they try.

Oga If You had Read and Understood my Post Very well, ... you will see that Am simply asking For The Opinion Of Someone That's More Knowledgeable Than I am Concerning that Topic ... Cant You Read ... I don't care if anything Changes or not,

Why are You Pained??

lefulefu:
is only a man who wants to allow himself to be manipulated by a fake pastor that would listen to such.if any pastor where to tell me that he had a vision that one lady with five kids from previous marriage would become my wife or that a girl i dont fancy would become my wife i will also tell the pastor that God also give me a vision that such girl can never be my wife.u can be a man and be stubborn towards ur pastor.he cant kill u..all he can do is throw harmless fire and brimestones .

Thou art Wise Sir.

You indeed Reason with Logic.

Respect

yeyeosoronga:
Hmmm
While the women and your "simps" are hustling and getting top spots in business and in their finances, you're here looking for simps about.
Time waits for nobody.
Everyman for himself, as no paddy for jungle.
Why not ask your simps to teach you how to make it financially and how to be a boss in real life affairs and not women affairs?
Especially as it seems they are the ones really running the show everywhere. They say jump, and your lot asks how high.
Dangote, Otedola will be called "simps" in your books, yet they be running things..
Open your eyes, time is flying past you.

Continue Ranting... Its a good thing this is a faceless Forum,... I don't know shit about you and I don't wish to know ... And .. you don't know shit about me too. Lets leave it at that

bluefilm:
If men decide to become SIMP like you claim, how is that your business?

How does it concern you?

Live your own Non SIMP life.

When you die, no one will ask whether you were a SIMP or none.

One thing I hate in this life is people trying to direct the lives of others and at the same time thinking they are the ones doing the right thing while the others are in the wrong.

That is absolute nonsense.

You're wasting your time Ranting, ..

Sir Ubunja, ... I Hail Thee

There's this very Vital Observation I made and it has been Over-Looked For Several Decades, ... Infact It has been right there in front of us all this Decades

My Observation;
I Observed accurately; the CHURCH teaches Men How to Become BETTER BETA MALES, ... The Church Teaches and Encourages men on how to Become an Expert In Being a "High Quality SIMP", ... This is The Bitter Truth and I Don't give a FÜCK if anyone's Uncomfortable with This Bitter Truth.

One Time In My Church For Example, ... The Pastor once encouraged a man to Marry a lady that already had two kids, that he saw a "Vision", .. I was "Blue Pilled" dah time, I didn't know it was absolutely wrong.

Another instance;
During Father's Day, .. In The Church, the men are always Told that the can do Better, the men are almost nearly Condemned despite all the sacrifices that the make for their Family and you'll always hear the women shouting "Amen" and "Yes Lord"

But

During "Mother's Day" ...

Guess What

The Women are always "Celebrated", celebrations everywhere because it's mother's day.

You See What am Saying


I'll Like to Know your Opinion on this,
"The Church Truely Teaches and Encourages Men To become an Expert in being a "BETA MALE" ... I want you to give me your Opinion ) Truths that were Just there Right Under Your Nose All along.

God Bless The RedPill.


Cc: Ubunja ((Don't Forget To Bring The Gang along Lets Tackle This.))

Be ready to be MuguLized

Please someone should direct me on how to create a thread here on Nairaland

ubunja:
as much as I would love to discuss this, I have already signed off this thread.
How about you post this comment as a new thread and we flog the issue out!

Direct me on how to create a thread on Nairaland

ubunja:
as much as I would love to discuss this, I have already signed off this thread.
How about you post this comment as a new thread and we flog the issue out!

I will Mention You when I do So.

Babapyro:
You're in your early 20s and you're talking to me anyhow and you think you will grow old,once again you won't amount to anything in life,you fvcked with the wrong person.unfortunate kids like you that refused home training will be cursed from outside

Take it easy bro, ... He still a Kid, ... Lots of Kids abound on this Forum

zexy2030:
my dear that's how teenagers seek dick from adults, they can't tell u bros I'm crushing u, can u fvxk me? They keep disturbing u for money till invite them inside and act playfulness, then insert ur rod, and if u do it well, she will stop asking for money but now sex and food.

You're Experienced Sir

ubunja:
of course. Sexually attractive but not raunchy as in Scantily Clad.

It will take about a year of intense work on self for an average girl to achieve that rich girl look. Because its a multilayered effort that begins with a Mindset change to drop that poverty mindset. And that Independent Woman thing. Then it goes to language upgrading where she must clean up her language and drop all coarse language and learn to speak in that gentle manner that turns away wrath. Then she has to refine her mannerisms to scrub off all Masculine hand and body movements eg ladies don't do high fives. Then she has to learn to dress like a lady together with finding garments that speak of affluence and money. Then she'll have to drop her circle of friends and move in new circles.

Frankly the average girl can't pull this off because it's too much work.
The same way average dudes can't pull the Red Pill level up because it's too much work. We are used to mediocrity because we are lazy and change is hard work. So we stay in our comfort zone of being average.

But the girl who persists against all odds and achieves that level up will reap handsome rewards. Because that level up is rare rich men will spot it at once. And at some point the girl will be dealing with multiple rich men at the same time. If she has properly learned her game she'll be getting cars, flats, businesses etc. We are not even talking of airtime and phones and laptops. Any girl can get those without leveling up. We're talking life changing assets. Free.

Remember that story of a South African girl who got a horse from her BF. Such crazy stuff.

The tools to achieve that level up are free everywhere from YouTube to Facebook to Instagram. Everywhere. But only a tiny fraction of women have the willpower to change their life that way. Most would rather go study, work some 9-5 job for a mediocre salary and stress like men. And like ugly girls

But if you are young and pretty and you turn heads wherever you go why would you use that prettiness to get a job and spend the day holed up in some office the whole day lmfao. You are wasting the beauty and the freshness.

Pussy is the most valuable thing in the World. Rightly used a woman doesn't have to work one day in her life.

But Feminism and the Sexual Revolution has tricked pretty young women into chasing careers and sex. Now they are like men. Who spend their short lives chasing careers and sex. Alas!!

Sir Ubunja, ... I Hail Thee

There's this very Vital Observation I made and it has been Over-Looked For Several Decades, ... Infact It has been right there in front of us all this Decades,

My Observation;
I Observed accurately; the CHURCH teaches Men How to Become BETTER BETA MALES, ... The Church Teaches and Encourages men on how to Become an Expert In Being a SIMP, ... This is The Truth

In My Church For Example, ... My Pastor once encouraged a man to Marry a lady that already had two kids, that he saw a Vision, .. I was "Blue Pilled" dah time, I didn't know it was absolutely wrong.

Another instance;
During Father's Day, .. In The Church, the men are always Told that the can do Better, the men are almost nearly Condemned despite all the sacrifices that the make for their Family and you'll always hear the women shouting "Amen"

But

During "Mother's Day" ... The Women are always "Celebrated", celebrations everywhere because it's mother's day.



I'll Like to Know your Opinion on this,
"The Church Truely Teaches and Encourages Men To become an Expert in being a "BETA MALE" ... I want you to give me your Opinion Raw Like you always do Sir.


RedPill Indeed is the Best Thing That can Happen To a Wise Man that's not Afraid and Scared to Embrace the Truth.

One Thing People Fail to Realize is that the RedPill Is Not only for women, ... It's for Every Aspect of Life and Once You Apply it, .. believe me, you'll see Unbelievable Truths that were Just there Right Under Your Nose All along.

God Bless The RedPill.

Leezah:
Can man be satisfied with sex?

METHYLATED SPIRIT CAN KILL COVID-19 VIRUS.

METHYLATED SPIRIT CAN KILL COVID-19 VIRUS.

METHYLATED SPIRIT CAN KILL COVID-19 VIRUS.

It is a good alternative to bleach or sanitizers especially for cleaning & disinfecting common surfaces.

Pass it on.

It is not edible. It should not be ingested abeg o, it is not ogogoro or 'Sapele water'...

You can get seizures, coma & death if you ingest it.

Keep it away from pets & children.

Stay safe, we are going to beat COVID-19.

This cup too shall pass.

That profile picture of yours looks like a girl I used to know

jawalis:
Yur right bro. The bitches ain’t loyal. Just bang the jackpot and pass to the next guy on the queue. Got a lady few weeks ago in Ilorin. The bitch was telling me to wait for months before we sign in. WTF.

Did you still wait for months?

dopedealer:
I think the OP posted this topic in a good time for me.
So I met this girl in the state secretariat about 2 weeks now. She keep on telling me she is in a serious relationship and can't get intimate with me. So far I've taken her our once over night , she slept at my place, I suck breast but she no gree for the Koko. In the afternoon of that day I still invited her over later that evening and she still came. I could only press , but she still no gree.. I just left her to herself and continue sipping my Action Bitter . Today she chatted me up, telling me she wants to pack to a new house , I should pls come and help her over the weekend. I Told her I m traveling to Lagos by weekend but it still depends on how it turns out between us before then.
Hope I did not sound a lil corocious though

WARNING : Don't come and tell me inside this Coro period I still they carry babe

Inside this Coro Period you still dey carry Babe

Rasmega:
I don't waste much time. Once I notice she has a bf and it's for real, I back out. When there is no boyfriend and she insists no sex. I will try a bit, If no sex happens, I'm out...like out for real...no more calls, no text, most times I just wipe the person from my memory and cache. I can't be friends with a girl. I might tell her we friends but the God knows we ain't no more.

Keep moving

Bad nigga


Respect

Fisher007:
I just reread this story and realise it wasn't toxic. He was just obsessed and insecured. But trust me you need a man like that though.

Once a guy doesn't call or check up on you and he is not insecure about you. Trust me he doesn't genuinely care. He probably sees you as one of them. If he really cares , his mind will not be balance until he hears your voice. Although I won't recommend any guy to follow this part, as you can see, she didn't appreciate him.

But apparently you need the heartless one. The one you will be chasing and will be forming busy. The one that will not give you attention. The one that will emotionally mess you up and eventually destroy your career. The one that once he is done with you , your thinking faculty and life will never be the same. The one that will confuse you with his mind games. The one that will abuse you sexually all in the name of forming fifty shades of grey movie scene abi. The one that will give you emotional truama. The one that will make you feel you need to do more whereas you are ok. The one that will always put you on your toes.

This is what I recommend for you guys to be. And I can guarantee you girls love guys like this. The Alpha or fake Alpha wanna be. This is the kind of guys some ladies want.

Wait for it my dear. You will soon get it. They are plenty out there nowadays since they are awoke. By the time they are done with you and have taken your prime years away. You will end up in Shiloh searching for Mr right you initially had.

Woski nigga



Respect