₦airaland Forum

Lightangel65:
So why no become a lesbian and Bleep your fellow ladies, why do you still stay with these men, isn't it because we are awesome

Iyiataata92:
He didn't quit. Everybody is at home now so he's not getting enough privacy for his daily session so he's on a short break.
Addictions like self service is one of the most difficult to control, not even quit. I'm not cursing him but I know he will surely go back to it.
BTW, his dick is presently getting the much needed rest after 8 turbulent years. It hasn't been rosy at all for little Mr Jon Thomas.
May God help that dick

jawalis:
Yes boss. Ladies are so stupid that they place their unworthy pvssy above themselves. I have learnt to realize pvssies are the same in all bitches. Nothing special, but some lunatics among them still feel theirs has some distinct value which I’m yet to see any. Just a hole � and nothing more. You won’t believe I was at Allen last week and one curvy ass bitch was billing me just for a night. Gotch!!! I asked; is your pvssy made of gold or you get AC down there? blink eye � . (man don comot)

jawalis:
Silly girl. Go to Hell with your rotten cunt. How can you say what has become of his previous relationship which involve sex. You that has been refusing sex, what has happened to your previous relationships too? All I see is a girl who’s insecure and has a smelly Vj. The guy should seen it coming from a far, such delusional lady deserves to be 3rd or 4th side chick who will be restricted to cooking meals.

inderhappy:
and you say this is human to human conversation..... it's too telepathically, the time of reply is too close to be true huh

Cuntofjezebel:
Selfish girl, no sex because that's what u want, what about him that wants sex, he should stay and do your wish? That guy is wise, keep deceiving yourself, he will see someone who is far better than u. It's as simple as he made it, he wants sex and u don't, so he moves on to find it, u shouldn't be pained, move on to find who is ready to wait for your fermented pussy

donbachi:
Dem don take prices of foodstuffs kill d man.

Millenniumlady:
Yes you can every relationship has it fights so yours isn't new.....Just apologize to her and try as much as you can to change so what lead to the fight won't repeat itself......save your home and be a better man

Starboytwo:
the thing be like film that year... All my padi para for me say make I divorce the babe asap... Half Bible for like 6 guys ooo, she empty everything for dustbin... Come see as men dey sort sk from sand and other shii for dustbin...

Lead hostel that year, Dem wan beat me join...

Starboytwo:
Throway my sk, say make I give my life to Christ

Half Bible ooo..

EzzyCarter:
Nah bro. Not just a slice. I'm keeping the whole cake

stupidity:
tell you what. I had an experience with this lady last year.


She came to my place and brought this special water as she called it. Sprinkled it on my floor. And she bath with it, went to cook for us and brought for me to eat. Told her to cover it, that I'll eat at night. She begged me very well but I refused. Time for bed she took this special water and spent time in the bathroom again. She came back and Naqed. Come fvck" I said Noooo, not tonight. She slept off after much teasing and touching then I went to the kitchen to discard the noodles she prepared. Then left the plate in the kitchen sink like I ate everything. Morning came and she saw the plate and asked, did you eat the noodles I said YES. See the excitement on her face.

Instantly this lady billed me 120k to up money for house rent.

What happened next?

goodman41:
I met her when she came for her IT at my place of work, one day I collected her number but I didn't call her till she finished her IT and went back to school.
One day I called to inform her that I will like us to go into a relationship which she accepted, i told her that l' m not looking for a girlfriend but a wife I asked her if she has a boyfriend but she said yes but she will never marry the guy because there are some things she will consider in terms of marriage.
I called her to visit me but she was doing promise and failed, I told her that I'm not inviting her for sex that sex is nothing for me she say okay I should send transport money, I tried using my phone transfer 2k for her but it was not going, so told her that it was not going she said I should go and use ATM but i told her that I don't have that time that she should borrow from her roommate and come or she should forget about coming until when I will be able to use my phone to do the transfer. So that evening she called that she will come the next day been Sunday that she borrowed money from her roommate.
When she came on Sunday I put movie for her and kept my self buy with my laptop, she started feeling sleepy which I told her to go and sleep on the bed which she went, after I was through with my laptop I asked her if I can join her she said yes, I now joined her in the bed before we know it we started kissing and romancing each other and we had sex. After the sex she said that but you told me you don't like sex I told her I like sex but I don't take it serious she said okay I understand. I now took her out spent like 3k, the following morning I gave her 4k for her transport and she was happy.
After one week she called that I should send her airtime I told her that am not sending she said okay without being angry, when she visited for the second time she asked why did I refuse to send her card I told her that I don't like sending card to people she said okay ,so am seeing her as people, i told her don't worry any time I feel like I will send to her, but she said if i send it that she will send it back to me, i asked her about her boyfriend she said that she has ended the friendship but my mind is telling she is lying, she cleaned my house and cooked for me before going back to school that she doesn't want me to be eating outside, she asked me to give her money to do hair which I gave her 3k for both her transport and the hair, she said the money is small but she Will add her own so she collected it without any issue.
Am not the type that use to call every day but she asking me to be calling her every day to make our relationship grow stronger, she was telling me the other day that she will visit me oneday without telling me to see if I have another girl. Please is this girl really serious with this relationship or she just want to use me?

Maryjane001:
There was this guy I almost dated.....
He was a nice person tho...
D problem Abt dis guy was that he felt so insecure around me and would always want to hear my voice or chat wit me no matter how busy I was. Me that like my privacy and alone time like no other and I kinda hate someone checking up on me almost every 6 hours. He just wanted to know where i was, what I ate, how d day went bla bla bla. If I tried dodging his calls,dude would get so worried thinking he has done something wrong that hurts me. I tried keeping up with him 4 a week but mehn I got fed up.
I forgot I get bad mouth and didn't control myself d day I rejected him and started comparing him wit my ex.... I didn't mean everything I said but omo d expression on his face dat night was filled with pain. I regretted my actions later on and apologized.
We r just friends now tho but he is still interested in me. But pls I don't want someone dat feels so insecure and obsessed about me.

Dextre:
Bros why u dey worry yourself over what she said na, nor b us dem go still go Shiloh go pray for.. You don go Shiloh see person dey pray for Ghanian abi south African man b4?. Rest my brother,everybody's got a taste,she has hers

MrHeff:
you are the ones that birth and raise these so called basic men, and you think you are all that? Majority of Nigerian women(except my mom. Queen) are basic ugly wretches who many men regard as objects of managing due to being stuck in the same geographical location. You think a sensible man would willingly settle for the curent crop of irrelevant wastes like you if he had the luxury of choice?

Stop overestimating yourself, you are irrelevant and will always be irrelevant.

Dextre:
Poco poco. We are all just basic o,Nigerian guys and girls included

EzzyCarter:
Falling head over heels isn't a choice my dear. It just rarely happens. But when it does, you can't help it...


And I've got this feeling I'm that guy

GraGra247:
People will seek every little avenue to disobey a simple rule.

Look at them distributing Corona all over themselves.

I blame the police that won't go there and flog the devil out of them

Crazychris:
If you have to give money to your woman in other to make her happy, then she is not truely yours. She's just faking her love for you but weak guys like you won't catch the scope..

lefulefu:
i pity any guy dat sends this one pm
as expected some mugus will be ravaging her pm box right now not knowing they chatting with their fellow guy

ednut1:
Clipper is 5k. But you are saying ahe sent 150k.are we kids here

Erediauwa:
Thank heavens his wife did not cut his hair like one "Samson" in Portugal....


Skin to skin family too sweet abeg, not some surrogate family.


God save our King.

Blessedone26:
Hi nairalanders,

I dated my wife for close to 8 years without sex, we went to same school. Though the decision of no sex before marriage was mine. Cos I am a very addictive person, I never wanted to be addicted to sex during my undergraduate days. She later told me she was a virgin then which I never believed and I told her I am not interested in her being a virgin or not.

Fast forward to our wedding night last year, naxo amaria begin they cry my daddy, my daddy, lets do this thing nah, nah tears full bed. So I took her to see her dad the next day and both of them were crying like a baby.

We got back to our location, we made several attempts with no sex, we've seen different pharmacists, we but different lubricants, but a touch of "pola" on the honeypot area, she will start crying of pains, she's so scared to the extreme. Confession: It was after 3 months that we've been trying that I was even also able to recognise the location of virginal, I had been putting the thing in a wrong place initially. ....sorry, ain't a bookworm but a bit spirikoko

I reported her to her parents , they came, brought diiferent lubricants, still we weren't able to reach the promise land . Now we've decided to go the way of sedative drugs .

Is there any side effects to the drugs?

Do I have to get her to sign a paper cos women ain't predictable, that she won't start shouting emotional trauma in the future that her husband drugged her to have the first sex with her. We need kids mehn.

Thanks..