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Leave am like dat.

Yeye greedy people.

Wow...congratulations to you and your entire household.

May peace and joy continue to dwell, reign, and overflow in your household.

In these times when the institution of marriage has been so bastardized and reduced to a joke, even a one-year anniversary is worth celebrating.

Congratulations once again.

Beautiful family.

Boys gang. Make una no turn madam to tomboy oh.

Dreyton36:
Firstly you said you're sure I'm young , oboy I'm 42yrs old
Secondly I never made mention that I'm a Yahoo boy , I only said it's better being into Yahoo than cultism , I know none is legal but at least survival isn't a crime
Everybody's got their own perspective In life

And you made mention of the word ""you can be rich and still be poor and I won't understand"" you're already throwing shades but I'll let it slide

My question to you is very simple
If I offer you the sum of 500K right now will you accept or decline

If yes don't say much drop ur AZA no jokes

And take note it's money from fraud

I'm sorry if you thought the word "you" was directed at you, nope, was simply generic.

You are a man and not a boy, sorry about mistaking you for a naive young boy who still hasn't seen much in life.

At your age, it is even more precarious being on this path of stealing from people because you'd surely lose all that you have taken that isn't yours. Imagine you get flung back to reality after losing it all in your 50s, how and where do you start from at such age?

That's why you see some area jester's and drunkards in the neighborhood who people will be describing as "that guy been get money ehn, him reign well well that time".

As for your offer? Thanks, but no thanks.

I lead a very simple and contented life these days.

I value the #1 or #2 I earn legally and refuse to be tainted deliberately by any blood money.

Cheers.

Nigeria.

Kai.

We seriously need to uninstall and reinstall a new software for this country.

The rot is just so unprecedented.

Eyaaa..

Quit with beating them, please.

As the poster above said, if that's what they fancy, for now, you can inculcate more veggies and protein into noodles to make it more nutritious and rich for them.

Kai, in our days, if you tell my mama say you want chop egg sef dem go tell you say "na from small dem dey know pikin wey go get big eye or thief". We dey manage any eba wey dem mold for plate for all of us to gather with one small shekele meat to share.

Some expert sef dey use their eba gum the meat disappear from soup.

Na there you go see siblings wey worse and thief pass Nigerian politicians I tell you.

Same wine different bottle.

Dreyton36:
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My dear brother, you must still be very young and feel you are cruising on the "fast lane" in your youthful exuberance.

But I tell you, son, that fast-lane is an expressway to damnation and unending sorrow unless you repent.

How would you feel, after clearing, prepping, and planting your farm all year, then when the time for harvest comes, someone lazy who had been sagging his pants all year goes in to harvest all you've worked for, calls is smartness, and blames the government or economy for his actions without any remorse?

The funniest of all the excuses I've heard from scammers is always their need to want to legitimize their lazy and thieving lifestyles by calling out the country's corrupt leaders, economy, and most times tell you they are getting back at the whites for their slave trade era atrocities.

My question to them is then, how do you reconcile or justify someone who had been fortunate to escape from Nigeria where supposedly, is a living hell where nothing works and yahoo yahoo had become inevitable to a western country where the government is the opposite of ours with legal jobs available for the willing and still sees stealing from others as the easiest way out instead of getting their hands dirty. I hope you remember Hushpuppi from the UAE, I'm sure the UAE government is as useless as Nigeria's without jobs and all, hence, their need to steal from the innocent to be able to live above their means. And for their so-called slave-trade era revenge, how many of your clients have you ever asked " are you white, black, green, or yellow. Are you a slave descendant of slaveholder descendants before billing and stealing from them? Do you see how senseless and empty these over flogged excuses are?

I have seen how all your comment has been about money, money, money, and poverty.

Has it ever occurred to you that you can be rich with money, yet so poor? You clearly won't understand this.

There is nothing as despicable as scamming people off of their sweat's worth and life savings while expecting to do anything reasonable with such proceeds.

Yes, you'd flex, build, buy, club, drink, but at the end of it all, you'd be met with karma, and everything you thought you had amassed and invested in will go exactly the same way they came in the first place.

I'm tired of typing my brother, please, I am begging of you to flee from scamming curse into your life because that is what it is. You'd enjoy for a while, and pay for your crimes while still alive and unto death. Trust me on this.

I am telling you this as someone who had been involved in this shameful enterprise, made some good money off of it, and met faced on with karma in human flesh. At age 21-22 I was already a multi-millionaire in the early .

I would have given you life examples of people you'd know in and around you, and people in my cartel in Holland those days.

Check the link on my profile to read a bit of my story to have an idea.

Scamming, yahoo yahoo, cultism, human trafficking, drug peddling, etc are all evil and despicable enterprises.

Peace!

Okay, iyanapaja mouth.

Maybe e don go chop person meat wey him head strong pass him own that's why him language now don become " give me my suya".

Make una hustle legit softly dey pursue vain things una no free hear una wan make money at all cost.

Na the car wey him park wey stand dey look am dey craze dey go make me dey laff sef.

If only that car get mouth to talk wetin him don experience and wetin him eye don see for that guy hand.

Who price must buy or pay.

You see a cow. The man sees a family member.

Righteosness89:
Brokenness will you
Suffer will kill you

Trailer go jam you

Why why why?

You could have just read and moved on come on.

Even comedy can't help but laugh at Ibra's jokes.

Ibra is so fearless that fear is scared at the mention of his name.

He was even shocked at his own picture. See him pointing.

Na me be that abi na Jubril?

Lilliputian wey dem dey call giant him sef dey answer. Na to give am better konk for head for answering name wey no fit am.

Why their citizens no go dey tell our people to leave their country?

Pigmy:
note- venom is not measured by size.

I didn't know oh...thanks.

The foolish thief dey look for who go help am realize him governorship ambition in four years time.

Baba Bowla

Nice one.

Well done Fg

Wey the big?

Something wey no long reach my personal snake.

LaEvilIMiss:
They buy Maybachs S500 and Ferraris for their daughters without restrictions

Sick, evil bastards.

Lol...dey form aspire to perspire motivational speaker.

The chimp enter gym when e hear say Ize-Iyamu dey look for am to beat not knowing say Ize-Iyamu don trade places with am to take over him former position for Abuja.

Very local illiterate.

Lol

Make the thing even show face make we see.

Ize-Iyamu don take the tailor position for Abuja.

Settlement don happen. Lol


Jokers

If na Nigeria this kind thing happen, Bubu for fit increase fuel and electricity tariff again and the people for no even know wetin dey happen because dem for still dey busy with free meat.

Na when the meat don finish dem for begin shout for their house "we no go gree"

Dead and buried on arrival.

Lol...

A very well calculated and elaborate scam.

This is a scammers den.

I no blame you for falling prey my brother. If you want fall for their cheap scams all your senses dey block.

With clear eyes, if you check that ID card well, you go notice say na photoshop editing/superimposition.

He'd meet his waterloo soon and would grace the front page in his mugshot glory.

Disastrous minister of disaster.

Double chopping for dem.

Sahara with their unconfirmed rumors sha

Sickening.

That television head wey say him name na Emefiele must be the worst CBN governor ever.

With all these restrictions on the poor innocent citizens, yet, his masters have access to an abundance of this Forex which they round-trip on a daily via their personal BDCs.

Na posterity go judge all of una

Make we comot shame beg them to sell the excess to us abeg.

Na the original "Niger" be that na, our own na the "Area" wey make up "Niger Area = Nigeria".

The country matter no dey let person shook mouth again sef

Poor car just stand there dey look. Eyaaa

If only that car fit open mouth to talk wetin happen, where dem dey go or come from, or wetin him eye don see.

Na wa

If Nigerian police reach there na the poor car dem go first arrest as accomplice and eye witness.