₦airaland Forum

Nonsense

Lol

How apt...

A disaster, managing a ministry of disaster.

This government's only round peg in a corresponding round hole.

What an mtchewwww.

This bitch is trying so hard to be the Diezani of this regime, but alas, Diezani fine pass you even in the other way

Awwww cuties

Happy double birthday..

They sure took a bit of his looks.

At the age when the youths will stop with their stupid Ipobing, Afonjaing, Almajiring, etc. and begin to forge alliances, partnerships, and friendships that transcend ethnicity, state of origin, religion or tribe just like the old papa's.

The old folks understand all these and have seen how it isn't commonplace among today's youths hence, their saying " we ain't ready for leadership or that we are lazy youths".

You can see how Onyeama and Kyari had been friends for over 40 years, FFK and Kyari alike. Oshiobaba nko? Na the same.

They also marry across borders to these effects.

Una welldone.

Wonderful...

Na charcoal the guy wey hold condom use as lubricant abi na the other guy body stain him hand when him dey try locate the this thing...?

Na wa

This case worse pass Nigeria, IMF, World Bank. And China loan all combined.

What a case.

I just dey imagine this kind case before judge Judy...laugh go tear person belle.

Hmm

Beautiful...

Na a whole US these lilliputians come take dey do yeye like this?

It is na real wah

In fact the reporter's English is homosexual.

Na him be say that refrigerator and gas cooker hybrid wey our Nigerian army don manufacture to export go US na gbagaun

Wahala dey oh

Amazing sceneries.

Akanoaaa:
That was during dry season, go there now and see wetin dey sup

Really??

Bill go soon cash out with vaccine

The person wey this guy murder head too strong. Na no mercy.

I won't be surprised to hear that Corona came out especially because of this guy and has been wondering about the earth trying to locate him.

What a hard luck.

Okay....

Whatever rocks their boat.

When aunty Corona never come and oyel market still dey boom we no see any difference na now wey oyel don dey fall sotey e wan discover crude oyel we wan see any changes?

However, dem wan do am make dem do am.

Very soon una go hear say everybody don take off comot from asshole rock.

Nothing to share again and Coro dey look for who to hug.

Las las whoever he chooses to be his COS is his prerogative and right.

Badder than bad when it becomes too obvious.

It causes resentment and hatred.

Tears a family apart.

Kai, I miss Abacha.

The only General wey sabi work


General Sani Abacha
mni, fsi, cnn, bbc, atm, western union, Moneygram, transfer, wire wire, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Lichtenstein and so on and so forth.

Too much title and suffixes.

Untalented unfunny lots always desiring to have a laugh and get funny at the back of the innocent and the special needs people.

Lol.

Mtcheww

Omeku:
Please think twice before any action. Everything in this life can not be perfect okay. My husband lied too of his age when I married him. He is currently 20 years older than I,but I can't kill myself. Please if you love your wife forget her age and focus on how she will conceive. Visit good hospital, try longrich wine or any fertility booster. With Prayer she will conceive okay. Good luck.

You quoted the wrong person madam.

Just imagine.

Someone's daughter and sister being vended like a commodity.

Hopefully, our embassy will be able to step in this time and truly represent her citizens.

These same Lebanese they worship as gods in Nigeria.

Dem go soon run abandon Asshole Rock

Na wa oh

Dem go soon run abandon Aso Rock.

Cute baby...

Welcome to the world.

Op you sure say no be the shirt wey you use your baby sister inherit so?

We call it aunty dash me.

Wow...

I see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Rest on sir.

We still dey here, see you when our time is come.

Help us tell Abba how people take dey gossip am here oh.

Life na come and go.

Trade your market finish, pack your kaya go house.

Singing:

One day at a time sweet Jesus is all I'm asking from you, teach me today, help me to do all I have to do.....

Yesterday's gone sweet Jesus and tomorrow may never be mine...

Help me today, teach me to take, one day at a time.