₦airaland Forum

So suddenly:

New York 'the city that never sleeps' is now asleep, all quiet.

Paris the 'center of romance' lives in echos.

Rome 'the eternal city' is deserted.

Disney is out of magic.

London is caged in silence, the Queen speaks to her people from a hidden room.

Mecca is empty! Nobody to 'stone the devil'.

The Chinese wall is no longer a fortress.

The G8 nations are speechless.

The developed world suddenly on its knees.

Churches, mosques, great parks, monuments, stadiums are filled with unfilled spaces.

The busiest places at present were hitherto the most dreaded: hospitals and cemeteries.

The famous football leagues, fashion shows, exotic weddings, festivals all lost to memory.

Celebrities have run out of celebrations. Our titles, status and privileged positions are stale.

With all our boastful 'citizenship' we cannot step out of our houses. With all our savings in gold and cash, we can only buy food to eat and toilet papers to take care of the waste.

We usually went to watch animals in cages, now animals roam our empty streets, watching us in our 'cages'.

With our expensive clothes and shoes, our house clothes and pajamas are the latest fashion.

AND despite all these 'oddities'...the world still goes on; the sun still shines; the birds still sing.

When this long night finally gets over and a new day sets in, let us not forget the lesson of the long night - that the only essential is LIFE, the rest are but dispensable prefixes and suffixes - BUSY EMPTINESS.

Wow...

Abba Kyari's loyalty to his boss was top-notch though. Very very commendable and enviable.

I pray God to bless me with just one friend like him.

Na demons and backstabbers yakpa pass for life.

It's rare to find a friend as loyal, committed, ready to stick out his neck for you, and exhibits that " je ne se qua" attitude with no regret.

One of Nigeria's best singing sensations and of course the number 1 vocalist.

A very natural talent.

I rate her highly.

Congrats to you Simi and hubby..

Hmmm

It's truly time for her to disgrace herself that's why you caught her.

The next person to catch her na her hubby.

She can't control it, she'd definitely get herself disgraced to atone for her cheating.

Lol

I trust China, dem no go argue.

They'd accept the invoice and move into their factories to start printing the bills in whatever currency you desire.

Na una go tire...

irunoko:
yeah right but why must THEY always be from the north and all Muslims

We know what they're up to.they should continue but God will always remind man WHO HAS THE LAST SAY

Lol

If you become the President and from the Yoruba nation you are free to appoint a Fulani or Kanuri as your CSO, no one can make a fuss about it because it is your personal unalienable right.

1. You no go fit kill me lai lai because I no kill my own parents.

2. Useless shame of a pikin.

3. E better make person no get pikin dan to get one like you.

4. Na from small dem dey know pikin wey go get sense and take care of him family Kai

5. Dem no dey use mouth tell pikin wey get sense to comot from inside smoke.

How many I wan talk. She get mouth well well, I collect some from her.

My mum was so harsh and iron-fisted that she even dealt with me until I broke a tooth. If to say na western world dem born me, na me for call police to arrest her for child abuse.

I was stubborn though as a kid, but nothing out of the ordinary for kids my age. While she had 11 of us, I was selected for most of her outrage as the eldest.

But you know what, all the beatings, swear words, comparisons with other kids et al, as much as they did scar me mentally and emotionally, I was still able to get a spurn from it all to propel me into proving everyone wrong. And boy, did I succeed? Na me she come dey call olori oko 1.

Na me be the pikin wey shut everybody up with shock and how to be a family rock upon who everyone will eventually use as a springboard.


I know my mum did it all from a position of love (hard love). They often showed love how it was shown to them, na we come dey break the vicious cycle now.

I love my mum oh..but at some point I honestly almost doubted her maternity

Eyaa

I feel for you bro.

Naivety has sent a good number of us on the same errand in the past but not to worry, man up, pick your self up and March on.

You haven't even started life yet bro, you've still got a whole deal of your life ahead of you.

Believe me, the only thing you owe yourself is to make sure she regrets playing with your emotions. That's the fuel you need to soldier on and I'm sure you know where to get that, yeah, from within you.

Better yourself and make the next sister want to damn her parents for your love not minding stereotypes.

On a lighter note:

May God not push us to meet a doctor or nurse like op's babe for injection when we have malaria. Ameeeen.

Bullcrap

It is Buhari's right and prerogative to select someone close to him and who he can trust as his CSO.

To this regard, he can even select any of his kids or wife, it is his full unalienable right.

No be everything be politics abeg.

Foolish backward apes from one of the most impoverished states in the country.

Mtchew

Slimsly100:
See ur mouth like goaless draws!
Leave bet make bet leave u o Bros!!!

Bet ke? I no sabi bet oh na people mouth and nairaland sports section here I dey here the language oh.

It is the President's prerogative to appoint someone close and loyal to him as his COS.

He is at liberty to select any of his kids or wife for the position.

QED

Slimsly100:
Goal goal, over 1.5

Yes oh

Senseless bushman who's only rise to power is as a result of where he hails from.

Just imagine the kind people wey be country Presidential spokespersons. You can't even trust them to hold a press conference to talk about this pandemic even if it means them reading it from a textbook and thereafter take questions from journalists.

A very local caveman wey go display him religious fanatic mentality of "Allah gives and Allah takes" before the entire world on national television.

Na only you and your immediate household you go share am give.

Ekpa

Just imagine these animals.

I pray for one of them mai bolas to pick up the discarded medical safety suit from Kyari's burial, wear it and hug his colleagues in their seclusion and far away from reasonable citizens.

Go ahead and dump brokeness first.

Fake news...

Wow...

Abba Kyari's loyalty is never up for a dispute.

I pray God to bless me with just one friend like him.

blendz4real:
Use your head for once joor... That is the time of the day those outside the state including those who are sick would want to smuggle themselves into the state thereby jeopardising government effort on preventing the spread from reaching them. Intelligent fools everywhere

Animal...

For your mind now you get sense.

Asswipe.

Amazing grace....

Seeing his body ruffled up and lowered into that 2×5 hole called a grave should clear all doubts that you do not need all that you are accumulating and saving up crookedly because you won't be taking any of it with you when you die, and make y'all pen robbers have a rethink and begin to better the lots of the citizens.

They should continue lying to themselves.

007inc:
He’s not an accountant. He’s just an aspiring Terrorist! I only wished he was in the police station when those OHAFIA warriors protested.

Lol

I'm sure he also foresaw how he was buried.

Rest on bro...

Make una dey share am amongst unasef for free

Enjoy your weevil ravaged beans.

It could be a gift from an anonymous neighborhood good Samaritan.

If that's the definition of a failed state na him be say Nigeria na wetin?

Lol

Enjoy your weevil ravaged Ewa.


Most likely a gift from a neighborhood Samaritan.