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Una still dey campaign?

Tueeeehhh

No be we Delta shildren?
No lele guy...if dem fall na only the uniform go injure...

Deservedly...great and soul lifting song...

Once I'm able to listen to hers and some other cool gospel vibes, I don go church come back be dat. Just in case.

People wey dey vex for their own life say dem no gree go school...una die well for their hand...

Every day I look at my babies in admiration and pray for God's protection to them wards and a cursed one like this will dream to touch a strand of their hair? Lol one of us go reach heaven o.

This is where that Somalian judge will come handy.
Let's call on AU to make the Somalian Judge the chief justice of cases like this Africa wide.

Trashy hater's beef for no just cause...

I do not subscribe to Mompha's kindergarten tendencies but his kids are cute and truly kids...come on..

Those kids are well tended.

Roaches the Cockroach egomaniac....

Thought it was based on logistics. ..

Poor BMer

Na clay soil she pack full face abi na loamy soil. ..

Cute gal..I love her dimples..

Cute babe

Born2Breed:
That charging port will make a lot of people go to and fro just to charge phones.

Seats will hardly be vacant.

You are very right on this and captured my growing up years in Lag in the 80s and 90s. We'd hop into a molue with no particular destination in mind just criss crossing Lagos out of boredom.

It was usually fun aside the constant gbege with conductors who sometimes will seize our shoes or slippers for lack of transport fare.

Hmm

What's the story behind the image...

Is it oshofree things or love gone sour?

This is beautiful and befitting.

Great concept..

Kai the year wey I jakpa comot from Nigeria. Still look at my old pics and lmao...

The young shall grow if death permits...

Sack of Fats...

H

See money...

Awa money....the ones still looting under this regime will meet their end too...power is indeed transient.

Kai...

It's another one.....

Bad ambassador...

Very very true....

I heard their pants are the latest "Hot Cash"...

The pikin resemble Sat Guru Maharaji...

Memerable pikin...

Hmmm...

A new knowledge acquired. We keep learning on a daily.

So pathetic and heart wrenching.
Perhaps he would have still been alive if not for the lackadaisical and nonchalant disposition of the medics.

Well deserved mama...

This is indeed a very useless and hopeless country where immoralities and corruption are celebrated to the high heavens instead of exemplary and honest exhibitions such as this woman's.

How do you encourage and motivate others not to keep lost and found items in a situation such as this.

LexngtonSteele:


Na to carry am go meet Jujuman. They will definitely find a use for it

Is this not my guy the Egberi papa 1 of Bayelsa, when did he become a native doctor? I mean Timaya...lol

We call that condition "to go Lagos from village no hard na to come back to village be the yawa".

Two mumus...

Rossikki:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSZUA2uXcAA396u.jpg

The Champions League winning 1995-96 Ajax squad also went to the Bernabeu and beat Real Madrid, with a team featuring world-renowned legends like Nwankwo Kanu, Finidi George, Patrick Kluivert, Edgar Davids, Frank Rijkaard, Marc Overmars, Jari Litmanen, Ronald de Boer, Frank de Boer, Winston Bogarde, among others.

Chai...how time flies...

Na this squad make me decide say I must go live for Holland especially Amsterdam and it came to pass.

Wahala...

E go call them and everyone else modafuckerss still buy dem car...no problem...

The modafuckers quoting me nairamaniac, dracosith, bluke, meezynetwork...how are y'all doing modafuckers...?

LordAdam16:
Since Freeze often hampers on judicious investments and businesses rather than donating to scammers in robes and bespoke suits, I'd expect him to press on these individuals- HP, Mompha et al to establish large conglomerates in Nigeria. I'm not talking clubs or two star hotels; but anything from real estate to manufacturing. Nigeria is a difficult market but the pay off is huge and they can get social currency for creating jobs back home as well as whitewash their funds if it's from illegal sources.

Not this glorification of ostentatious goods. Personally, I attach more cred to Nigerians living in Nigeria getting these luxury items than HP in Dubai. First off, there is no income tax in Dubai. That's 25% to 30% freed up that ain't going to thieves in public service. Then there are amazing financing options available to these so-called "big boys" that isn't available to upper-class resident Nigerians. With a good line of credit, you get to put 10-30% down and pay less than 5% APR over 3-5 years. That way, for a $500k luxury car (after options and others), anywhere from 50k to 150k will get you a delivery date.

And then, the crazy part is that the cumulative duty for new cars in Nigeria is 70% (that's 350k for a 500k car), while it is comparatively negligible in Dubai. And then you talk about upgrade options. In Nigeria, upgrades are practically unheard of. While over there, your dealer will be enthusiastic to take your older Royce, tack on a few tens of thousands or hundreds depending on the condition of your older car, and you receive delivery of the latest and baddest without having to pay full MSRP.

To give an example more folks will relate to. It's like Samsung offering $500 off its S10+ price to S9+ owners in much of the developed world. That's 50% off it's list price, and the buyers don't even have to fork over the other $499 all at once, since they can stretch it out for a few tens monthly over 24 months. The interesting part, buyers still get accessories like the Galaxy buds that cost $150 for free. While us in Nigeria have to pay almost 400k out-of-pocket for the same phone.

Lastly, luxury cars like the Bentley and Rolls are just a step up above the S-Classes and Ranges; which in Dubai is like the middle class. Neither hushpuppi or mompha will turn heads when they show up at a club or five star hotel in a Continental or Ghost. That's what rich kids take to school. Do you own a f*cking Sweptail? How many hyper cars are in your garage? Do you have a limited edition Divo, an Agera RS or Regera, or a Zonda? Did you commission your own f*cking model? Were you the first, second, or third to take delivery of a production super car? What's your number plate?

Not posing on Instagram desperately fishing for accolades from citizens of a country where the minimum wage is just above $50. Keep Dubai as your base, but come home and tap into a 200m people market, employ thousands, increase your network, join the 1%, and then run a philanthropy. That's the good life, not gramming and arguing over purchase, lease, or rental of a luxury car.

-Lord

Salut man...my hat is doffed...

Succinctly delivered.