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Celebrities › Re: I Almost Drank Acid After My Last Scandal - Actress Charity Nnaji Confesses by daddytime(m): 10:42am On Mar 09, 2019
God forbid you drink acid...for what na?

I just want to ask you are kweshun...

Have you ever been to Dubai for potopoto abi na potty potor?..
Politics › Re: Thugs Attempting To Snatch Ballot Boxes In Akwa Ibom Caught, Beaten To Pulp (Pix by daddytime(m):
The problem with most of these knuckleheads the politicians always succeed in using to cause havoc is that they aren't even social media savvy.

If they were, they would have seen what happened to the present Ambassador against ballot box snatching "Demola" from Isolo and how Akwa Ibom isn't a place to go try all the shenanigans.

As we speak or write here, Demola still can't tell what day of the week it is or the name of the country he is presently in. The cache and memory card of his brain was wiped and deleted clean by hard concrete rocks.

Dem suppose light them up the usual Akwa Ibom way.

Asswipes...
Crime › Re: See What A Suspected Thief Did To Avoid Mob Action by daddytime(m): 10:07am On Mar 09, 2019
This thief studied his own from Oxford University. His thesis was on how to successfully evade a marauding merciless Nigerian Mobsters...

Make e kukuma die for up there o.

Oturugbeke...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mass Child Sacrifice Site Reveals Its Horrific Secrets by daddytime(m): 9:54am On Mar 09, 2019
Hmmm...

Na wa...

I wonder what archaeologists will find in some parts of Nigeria in this age or millennia to come...
Nairaland General › Re: Nekede Student Stylist Reported Dead Is Still Alive by daddytime(m): 9:50am On Mar 09, 2019
Bloggers and fake news....

I sincerely hope he survives this and realise how much of a lucky soul he is with a huge premium placed on this second shot at life he'd be getting.

Say no to Cultism...all it breeds is tears, sorrows and blood..
Health › Re: Op by daddytime(m): 9:44am On Mar 09, 2019
Have you sought help with the medics or try goggling to see what the condition is and possible treatment?

This sounds scary and has all the ingredients of a truly depressing condition.

Keep strong mate and I hope you get helped soon.

Lalasticlala...

We could all learn a thing or two from this on font page...
Crime › Re: Why We Demand Panties - Herbalist Arrested For Money Rituals (Pics) by daddytime(m): 9:24am On Mar 09, 2019
They shouldn't waste the government's scarce resources on the idiot cannibal. He should simply be handed over to Segun the herbalist to help the government use his useless body parts for money ritual. That will be a good source of internally generated revenue for the State.
Crime › Re: Kerosene Trailer Butchers Conductor In Anambra (graphic Pics) by daddytime(m): 9:07am On Mar 09, 2019
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Politics › Re: What Happened To March Tradermoni? by daddytime(m): 9:04am On Mar 09, 2019
Election campaign never finish?
Politics › Re: Urhobo Should Wait Till 2023, Okowa Deserves Second Term, Says Ibori by daddytime(m): 8:52am On Mar 09, 2019
By the time the serial election loser and coupist called Ogboru lays his hands on the Delta purse with its huge allocation to recover all he has been spending on his serial losing streak up until now, na dat time una go understand say Ibori na thief with Godly mind.

Make una vote as una like...all una body go calm down las las..

We dey watch as e dey go...
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Called Out For Flaunting "Fake" Prada Bag (Photos) by daddytime(m): 8:16am On Mar 09, 2019
This hybrid if Michael Jackson and Bobrisjy of a girl no dey hide herself at all...

Good for the attention seeking biatch..
Politics › Re: Breaking: Atunwa Pulls Out Of Kwara Governorship Race by daddytime(m): 8:11am On Mar 09, 2019
Better late than taking an irrecoverable bashing from all corners...
Crime › Re: Dubai Porta Potty: Another Lady Shares Her Very Nasty Encounter by daddytime(m): 8:07am On Mar 09, 2019
Shiit eaters be forming instagrampreneurs and big babes...

Tueeehhh
Crime › Re: Mohammed Ness, Faceless Nigerian Facebook User Who Lures Women To Send Nudes by daddytime(m): 7:42am On Mar 09, 2019
The guy has dual personality disorder...
Celebrities › Re: Lilian Esoro Celebrates Her Birthday With Stunning Photos by daddytime(m): 7:38am On Mar 09, 2019
I won't be surprised if this one goes to eat shit in Dubai too...

Every slay Queen is a suspect now.

My young innocent daughter been wan go Dubai for holidays...I don cancel that move sharp sharp..
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike: My Mother Supports Me Having A Sex Doll by daddytime(m): 7:33am On Mar 09, 2019
Why won't she, when only she knows exactly what she carried and dropped on us all after nine month.

Some mothers do have them and they alone understand.

Just imagine this one and Bobrisky's mother?

I respect mothers a lot.
Only a mother will still cuddle, love and kiss her baby even if the world sees a monkey in that baby.

Thumbs up our mothers...you guys are indeed supreme.
Politics › Re: Presidency Shares List Of 31 Of The Most High-profile Female Appointees by daddytime(m): 7:23am On Mar 09, 2019
Hmmm

Even with the female appointees, the Northern women were still allocated what we refer to as "juicy offices".

Tell me one reason that qualifies a Northern woman to be an S.A to the President on Oil and Gas matters over a Niger Deltan woman?
Romance › Re: Whatsapp Chat Between A Slay King & A Slay Queen by daddytime(m): 7:20am On Mar 09, 2019
Lol 2
Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess Flaunts Her Jaw-dropping Assets In Revealing Dress (photos) by daddytime(m): 7:16am On Mar 09, 2019
Worthless slaves of Arab men...

That's the mouth and boobs those Arab men poo and pee in...

Idiotic public toilets...

Tuehhh
Politics › Re: We’re Ready - Babajide Sanwo-Olu (Photo) by daddytime(m): 7:14am On Mar 09, 2019
Don't be too sure bro...

Na God get power...

Saraki and Akpabio were more confident...
Romance › Re: Another Nigerian Cross Dresser Hassan Who Is A Disciple Of Bobrisky Crawls Out by daddytime(m): 7:08am On Mar 09, 2019
The aliens are taking over gradually.

If Bob the builder would just go ahead and set up a church, you'd be shocked at the numbers of his sheeples..

Some mothers dey try sha...na only God know the kind forbidden places wey dem carry their pregnancy enter to be cursed with all these..

It is well
Politics › Re: Thugs Imported From Edo Nabbed In Akwa Ibom Few Hours To Elections. Photos by daddytime(m): 7:02am On Mar 09, 2019
That short black ugly thing is truly a very useless man with a leaky mouth.

They should beat life out of the stupid idiots. Security indeed.
The security they can't guarantee people living in Edo of is what they took to Akwa Ibom?

Assholes..
Crime › Re: School Pupils Hang On A Tricycle As They Head Home In Delta State by daddytime(m): 6:51am On Mar 09, 2019
Not to we Delta shildren?

No lele na...this na normal ps4 game na...if anything happen na only the uniform go injure small...
Politics › Re: Olanipekun, Osinbajo’s Brother, Keyamo, 15 Others To Defend Buhari’s Victory by daddytime(m): 6:47am On Mar 09, 2019
gameboyo:
Permit me to quote you for a post on fb
Carry on brother...Peterson Ojieson
Forum Games › Re: If You Played This Game, Gather Here by daddytime(m): 9:25pm On Mar 08, 2019
Lol...okoso

I be champion that year...I dey bury needle for my own tip to injure losers...lol
Crime › Re: Pretty Popular Lagos Businesswoman Sentenced Over N20M IDPs Fraud (Photo) by daddytime(m): 9:21pm On Mar 08, 2019
Pretty greedy thief destroyed her career.

If she had refunded that money, she'd have continued in the good books of that agency with more contracts to follow.

Bitch ruined it all for herself and na dem go church pass oo..
Crime › Re: How Ladies Travel Out To Eat Poo Of Arab Men In Dubai Porta Potty Story by daddytime(m): 9:04pm On Mar 08, 2019
donstan18:
And at the end, they'll come to social media to claim how hardworking they are.
To chop shiit na soft work? Go try am see na...lol
Politics › Re: Forget Trump: This Guy Invented The Word"poo-hole" Abt Nigeria by daddytime(m): 8:50pm On Mar 08, 2019
Na true o...and he is a part of the shiit that either goes in or out of the shiit hole...isn't that wonderfully ironic?

A round of applause for you shiit hole members..
Romance › Re: I Find Aggressive Men So Attractive - Nigerian Mom by daddytime(m): 8:45pm On Mar 08, 2019
A willing slave and trampoline.

You'd always want to hit your new high after every ruffle up until he chokes you to death without realising you have gone beyond borders.

Wish you well in your voyeuristic masochism
Politics › Re: Olanipekun, Osinbajo’s Brother, Keyamo, 15 Others To Defend Buhari’s Victory by daddytime(m): 8:29pm On Mar 08, 2019
As e reach defending the almost indefensible now...Federal character was duly adhered to.

This is where and when the Southerners are brought into reckoning to come and display their English speaking skills while insulting each other with heavy grammars.

Aboki go siddon one corner dey laff dem say see turenci people. Una go dey laff aboki say dem no get sense...lol

After everything na to kick dem all back to the kerbs to keep playing the second fiddle while the real jagabans from the North keep calling the shots..

Nonsense and ingredient...

Una dad left lap...
Nairaland General › Re: Dangote Truck Crushes Vehicles On Kaduna-Abuja Road, Many Dead. Photos by daddytime(m): 8:15pm On Mar 08, 2019
The killing machine of Dangote manned and driven by illiterate, incompetent drug addicts with no respect or knowledge of traffic rules.

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