₦airaland Forum

Do or die elections....

Let's hear our sisters take on this...

In the meantime, we the menists of nairaland heartily felicitate and congratulate our Southy brother for surviving this undeserved domestic violence against him and "woman" abuse.

We all say no to violence against men...

Are the rest parts of Nigeria being stopped from equalling these atrocious sights or even bettering them...

Election year in and out the same thing keeps playing out and all you guys do is complain...

Get your kids mobilized and registered too...whoever tries to stop it get that fellow mobbed..simple..

DerideGull:
Does she look like hungering for what your filthy mind had conjured?

No she looks like "hungering" to move her mattress and pillow due to much noise in her bedroom and go to a polling booth to go lay and perhaps forget to keep her legs together while some naughty boys out there in the guise of coming to vote begin to us someone's mother for a peeping tom practice session.

omooba969:
What have you got about fathers?

Nothing bro....we sef dey try

They shouldn't waste the government's scarce resources on the idiot cannibal. He should simply be handed over to Segun the herbalist to help the government use his useless body parts for money ritual. That will be a good source of internally generated revenue for the State.

myettiallah:
Like I said, ur IQ is below average.
Its write not right

Beautiful...I'm happy you could spot that out..my job is done in your life...I am of the noble profession (teaching)..

You seem redeemable after all but in the interim...

Go craze round town first...

Asswipe

Story sounds sketchy....

Is it a honorary one or one she actually studied for..

Congratulations to her anyways...its a laudable achievement.

myettiallah:
Ur IQ is below average..
So d first thing dat came to it mind Na sex...

I have so much pity for you and your life...judging from how you right, I can conclusively tell how miserable you must look and live...

Dingbat...

Pavarottii:
I will pass dis message to buhari... He needs it the most

Lol...tell am say I dey my corner dey hail am oo

Lol

Make dem go collect transformer from the winner or person wey dem vote for...
It's a simple sturvs na...

Lol...

Wether na maturity person go call this one now e no come know again..

Gentleziggy:
hoooooooooooorahhhh strong man u just dey ginger me for abuja here ooooo

It is a lieee...

Na Saraki come humble and weak like overripe dodo like this?

Wonderment shall never end...

He is even looking as gaunt as Bubu did while he was recuperating in the UK.

Where are the starched gatored agbadas wey Saraki take dey spread him wings and buga about?

Dem no dey tell pikin wey stubborn say make e no grow big teeth...dem dey only advise am to to grow better fat lip along side to fit take dey cover the digger teeth...

Power is forever transient....this message is for you..yes you, I and everyone else who thinks he/she was born to rule, be powerful or privileged.

AngelicBeing:
For engaging in vote buying, I hereby sentence you to 600 million lashes of koboko laden with chilly pepper and your money is henceforth confiscated and will be distributed to charity by me

Why na...I'm not a politician so what's my business with buying votes...

BlueAir:
08098336620

Thank you sir...

Gentleziggy:
am beginning to think a day is coming when d youths will b unleashed mercilessly on our politicians ooo

Never say never..it will happen sooner than you envisage and there'd be no stopping them once the movement has taken full traction due to pent up anger and resentments over time.

Na kasala e go be...even the military will be overwhelmed I tell you..

Na small small toto dey wide..we shall get there

Lol

Gentleziggy:
very creative write up!!!! Well done bro

Thanks boss...

The aliens are taking over gradually.

If Bob the builder would just go ahead and set up a church, you'd be shocked at the numbers of his sheeples..

Some mothers dey try sha...na only God know the kind forbidden places wey dem carry their pregnancy enter to be cursed with all these..

It is well

That's the next speaker of the house....

Dem no dey do zoning reach this level oo

Is she a widow abi young fine toy boys dey scarce for that Enugu...madam is clearly bored out of her wits home and away...

Meritocracy:
You should have applied when Dangote was recruiting Phd holders as driver, may be you could have helped the situation.

I haven't seen a single one of the trucks piloted by an OND holder talk more of a Phd after all the recruitment talks.
It's the same terrorist herdsmen with constant ciggy hanging from the corners of their mouth.

[quote author=Believer4 post=76487298][/quote]You are welcome bro...fret not you'll be fine..

Kai mogbe ooooo....modaran....wayo Allah oo...Chimooo....Abasi Mbok..chaiii I have finish..

Na money wey I take send this boy message to go help me bury where I dey hide money EFCC intercept so....?

I have die....

I recognise the ghana must go bag well well...na my wife hand I borrow am

Somebody help me with Magu number abeg...

Lol...this sounds very funny.

They'd end up barring everyone from owning an account and the banks will be the dupes of it.
There'd always be those hungry third parties who will be willing to sacrifice their accounts to aid laundering just for a percentage to get by.

See as the money fine pass the guy...

I saw them thumb print on the Umbrella. ..

Very natural something...

It happens to me as the seasons change.

Just finished shedding this week and my palm is as new and fresh like a new born baby's butt...lol

By the way op...na Indian be oyibo to you abi...