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CrimeRe: Mother, Daughter In Police Net For Dumping Dead Infant In Dustbin by daewoorazer(m): 8:38am On Aug 04, 2017


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Even a monkey at that will not throw it's infant anywhere near dustbin.

I doubt d concept of higher animals in these pigs

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CrimeRe: Furore As Pen Cinema Police Arrest, Send 25 Yr-old Mourner To Jail by daewoorazer(m): 7:18am On Aug 04, 2017
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CareerRe: Chemical Engineering Graduate Sells Smoked Catfish - Pictures by daewoorazer(m): 7:13am On Aug 04, 2017


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Wow, that's one industrious beauty




Wait o, if it were to be in d days of d disciples, we'd marry you off to Peter... grin

#zanga
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CrimeRe: HEARTBREAKING: Fake Doctor Infects 6-year-old Boy With HIV by daewoorazer(m): 7:09am On Aug 04, 2017
[color=#995500]Irrespective of the verdict, the boy has forever been stripped of his happiness. [/color]
CrimeRe: How Lady Dumped Her Baby In A Bush After Family Rejected Her Boyfriend. Photos by daewoorazer(m): 7:07am On Aug 04, 2017
MissRaine69:
Focus on the Amen grin


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Seems u want me to send Evans to u.. U had beta tell

#zanga
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CrimeRe: How Lady Dumped Her Baby In A Bush After Family Rejected Her Boyfriend. Photos by daewoorazer(m): 12:41am On Aug 04, 2017
MissRaine69:
Amen
[color=#995500]Is that you on ur dp ma'am? [/color]
CrimeRe: How Lady Dumped Her Baby In A Bush After Family Rejected Her Boyfriend. Photos by daewoorazer(m): 11:03pm On Aug 03, 2017
Bestie0309:
Lol. Shout out to players out there too

[color=#995500]Lol, Ur sense of humor got me, can I pm u? [/color]
CrimeRe: How Lady Dumped Her Baby In A Bush After Family Rejected Her Boyfriend. Photos by daewoorazer(m): 9:19pm On Aug 03, 2017
[color=#995500]When a lady has nothing to offer than WATS below.

Shout-out to all the Brainerds (ladies) out there.


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RomanceRe: How To Toast A Nigerian Guy by daewoorazer(m): 9:06pm On Aug 03, 2017
optional1:
is doesn't matter how many i wooed what matters was i did it and felt a deep relaxed and relieved from the burden of having a feeling for a guy....

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Jah bless u ma'am [/color]
RomanceRe: How To Toast A Nigerian Guy by daewoorazer(m): 6:51pm On Aug 03, 2017
optional1:
lolz
to your question of how many i have wooed but sorry i can't say how many..



But is was good i opened up to him... I felt relief and relaxed after opening up...

Even though the result wasn't positive enough but it let a mark in his heart that a lady walked up to him to tell him all her feelings for him.... I didn't die after that. It takes a great courage to do that...



Why sit and wait for him to make the first move when you are there dying in pain thinking about him..

Is better she say it than try to kill it cos she is hurting herself the more...

Is better to tell a person how much you love him/her than dying with the feelings..

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@ d boldened only doubts the authencity of ur claim d more. Why can't you? You scared of multitude knowing or the criticism from same?

And yes, summarily u are right. It's better to dispose of ur ego and tell d person instead of torturing urself hoarding such feelings[/color]
CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by daewoorazer(m): 10:45am On Aug 03, 2017
adetayo234:
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Only a fool will judge a matter he never witnessed. Were you in my phone or keyboard when I was typing?

I didn't read any other thing you posted. I know they will be trash.
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grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

May God bless u for making me smile.

We could be friends you know



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RomanceRe: "I Will Marry You" - Oyinbo Man Tells Busty Nigerian Lady Frying Puff Puf Online by daewoorazer(m): 10:20am On Aug 03, 2017
obyikye:
you can't be serious, check his eyes and mouth again.... Hahahahahahaha
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grin
About being unserious, you are right ma'am.

Good morning!



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RomanceRe: "I Will Marry You" - Oyinbo Man Tells Busty Nigerian Lady Frying Puff Puf Online by daewoorazer(m): 10:07am On Aug 03, 2017
obyikye:
Not only you joor, see the position if his mouth!!!! Hahhahahhaha
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Haaa... Abeg what's d position.. Ayam a novice lady grin


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CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by daewoorazer(m): 9:53am On Aug 03, 2017
agitator:
LOL, grin grin grin

You have time to engage people this early morning. There have been a law since time immemorial about expatriate quota, which most of the companies are flouting with the connivance of Nigerians. Also a transfer of knowledge from specialist to a Nigerian understudy, how many companies abide by these rules.

The created a Local content law and people where jumping upandan praising the government. Meanwhile, a board was established to create choppings for some people who were meant to monitor these multinationals.

Nigerians will still provide the certifications for the expats without sitting for a single exam. In fact the expats will get the certified before leaving thier country and collect the documents on arrival at the airport.

The same way expats have been working with 6-months business visa without work permit. wink wink wink

[color=#995500]Thanks man.. I pity how these young men reason nowadays... These ones must not hold public offices o.. Else, We are doomed [/color]
CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by daewoorazer(m):
adetayo234:
It is a typo.

And if you have any useful neuron left in your grey matter, you will realise that the move is helpful for the Nigerian content.

If you are too bereft of knowledge to know, every Nigerian professional travelling abroad is compelled to get professional certification in those countries before practising in such countries.
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As regards ur typo, I disagree because ever is an independent word, same as never. Auto-correction won't correct your ever to never and vice-versa. So it literally means you TYPE before you THINK



Be civilized man,

Having consulted d dictionary all in a bid to let us know you have a few vocabs in your pocket, can you please tell us the reason you'd not drink water from the gutter and rather go for sachet or as d case may be soft drinks.


You may however ratify your lunacy and argue beyond doubt how all in the name of patriotism to local things, drink from the gutter.

Another perspective:
But man, a scholarship here in Nigeria and another abroad, which one would u choose.

Or perhaps you haven't seen microbiology graduates who spent 5 years in the Nigerian university and didn't for once use the microscope?



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I weep right now, if your types are allowed to run for political offices, we'd end up with the likes of bvhari and gej, obj and all. cry cry cry

And Nigeria will remain stagnant
RomanceRe: Nairalander Advice Needed. Is It Normal? by daewoorazer(m): 8:24am On Aug 03, 2017
idoncare440:
is it always much? as in d normal size d@ cums when u make love if it is den I think its immature ejaculation if its not much den its normal. hope this helps
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Doctor, I need your services wink

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PoliticsRe: Photos: Body Of Sule Lamido’s Daughter Arrives Nigeria by daewoorazer(m): 8:17am On Aug 03, 2017
[color=#995500]Whatever you do, always remember it's but for a time transient.

Have u helped someone today? Before ur name legally changes to 'remains'

#richAlsoCry

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CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by daewoorazer(m): 8:13am On Aug 03, 2017
Pidgin2:
Being biafran is not automatically based on tribe but ideology. Is it every easterner that is a Biafran? No, only those who chose to follow the albino. So based on your views I thought you were in that group, cheers if you are not.

[color=#995500]@all. I am for one Nigeria if it works. If otherwise and a part of it decides to leave, let them, it's called freedom.

Are u Yoruba? [/color]
CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by daewoorazer(m): 8:04am On Aug 03, 2017
adetayo234:
Better late than ever.

Don't just condemn everything they do. Criticise reasonably



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And ur reasoning tells you the next thing on Nigeria's list of preference is to start looking out for those with foreign certs.... Like our schools give worthier certs

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And @ d 'bolded', so much for reasoning
CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by daewoorazer(m): 6:55am On Aug 03, 2017
Pidgin2:
As a Biafran national, you will also be a victim, so think of your forth coming persecution instead of ranting about Nigeria

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I used to respect you ma'am, how badt u fukcked up. FYI, Im Yoruba and a proud one for that matter. How could you have stooped so low to allow bigotry to take the better part of you? A girl at dat huh[/color]
RomanceRe: Is She Hiding Her Feelings Or Not Interested? by daewoorazer(m): 11:10pm On Aug 02, 2017
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2 things:

1. Move with badt niggaz

2. Make madt monie



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CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by daewoorazer(m): 10:28pm On Aug 02, 2017
farem:
Do you understand what you wrote?
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I should be asking you

Because how is this gonna help a corrupt government? If u like, hold foreign and local certs, doesn't mean sh.it....theyd give u project and pay u just half of the funds required


So, Nigeria is dead already, and they are taking paracetamol




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Science/TechnologyRe: Samson Abioye Is Dead! Pass.ng CEO/Co-Founder Dies At The Age Of 25 by daewoorazer(m): 10:17pm On Aug 02, 2017
[color=#995500] Was my mate from LAUTECH

So sad

Sobs

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Nairaland GeneralRe: 12 Weird Plural Words You Never Knew Existed by daewoorazer(m): 10:14pm On Aug 02, 2017
[color=#995500]Also the plural of lalasticlala is lulusticlulu

cheesy

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HealthRe: Akwa Ibom Man With Head Cancer Whose Photos Went Viral Undergoes Surgery(pics) by daewoorazer(m): 10:04pm On Aug 02, 2017
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Shout-out to all our private jet and costly tuition university clerics. Your reward is in heaven.

Get well soonest..

We love you from right here in d #zanga





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HealthRe: Akwa Ibom Man With Head Cancer Whose Photos Went Viral Undergoes Surgery(pics) by daewoorazer(m):
angry

[color=#995500]Another FTC.... Dedicated to all minds battling cancer... I wish you all first hand recovery [/color]
ComputersRe: Help!!!! Laptop Is Stuck On Boot Manager by daewoorazer(m): 9:58pm On Aug 02, 2017
[color=#995500]Ur harddisk don fry man...


U gotta change it
Good luck [/color]
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Support 1000 Football Teams With Cash, Items Worth N150 Million (Pics) by daewoorazer(m): 9:53pm On Aug 02, 2017
[color=#995500]Common sense should tell this man it's misappropriation.

A region ravaged by diseases and terrorism spending over 50million on sports... Yet their kids learn under trees...

Give me visa
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RomanceRe: How To Toast A Nigerian Guy by daewoorazer(m): 9:41pm On Aug 02, 2017
[color=#995500] angry

Optional1

'He that will gift out a cloth, his wardrobe should be at first screened.'

How many you don woo ?

Let's start from there

Don't tell us what u can't practise

Cool idea though, works antagonistically against our bleeped up culture[/color]
Christianity EtcRe: Kenyan Pastor Caught Pants Down With Pregnant Sister-In-Law (Photos, Video) by daewoorazer(m): 9:40pm On Aug 02, 2017
doyouknowjohnny:
I wonder why individuals like you get a hard on when you see threads like this..we true believers know that amongst the 12 there will always be a Judas..
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God bless you!



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RomanceRe: "I Will Marry You" - Oyinbo Man Tells Busty Nigerian Lady Frying Puff Puf Online by daewoorazer(m): 8:49pm On Aug 02, 2017
grin

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Is it only me who feels nigga is interested in the water-bottles, not d puffs



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Christianity EtcRe: Kenyan Pastor Caught Pants Down With Pregnant Sister-In-Law (Photos, Video) by daewoorazer(m):
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Religion so overrated

Good luck to miracle seekers...

May docility fall on u d more



FTC. Dedicated to mum, grandma
Love ya loads...HBD

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