₦airaland Forum

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So you don finish her kpekus, now na to run

Don't get me angry o

ReneeNuttall:
Mail ko mail nii,who ur mail epp?abeg swerve make i see clearly

Jah bless u

ReneeNuttall:
Shey marriage is written on the fa abi?

OK den... Reply ur mail

1. HER BEST FRIEND WILL ALWAYS KNOW HER MORE THAN YOU: while the pastor tells you on the wedding day “you are now each other’s best friend”, don’t toatally believe this as its it’s the oldest lie ever liveth. That her bestie funke or Eunice knows every of her ex which you don’t probably know, knows the number of abortions she’s had, knows about her first kiss……….do I still have to kwantinuuuu?

2. WHEN SHE ASKS FOR ADVICE, DON’T BE MAD, SHE HAS HER ANSWERS ALREADY: whenever she asks “baby, what do you think about this?”, don’t get all personal because she wont follow; and if she probably follows, perhaps you gave the same advice already on her mind. Trust me, what these ladies lack for in strength, they’ve been compensated for in planning and thinking, so they trust their thinking power.


3. WHEN SHE SAYS GIVE ME 5 MINUTES, EXPECT AN HOUR: while “in a moment” of men varies between 5 and 10 minutes, ladies’ start from 30 minutes and beyond. Don’t blame it on them, they are wired so.

4. SHE IS CONSTANTLY TESTING YOU: yes, she’d like to have an idea about your stand on a lot of things and hence tend to throw you some tests, the reason why married (experienced) men don’t get all upset at every given time even when they have every right to be upset.

5. IN EXPENSES, SHE AINT TOTALLY STINGY: think of it, ladies spend more than guys naturally. Give a lady an ATM card loaded with cash and see how she blesses fashion stores with it. You may not believe, ladies always wanna know if you are the stingy type, if you are the generous type, trust me, she’d open up to you on expenses, otherwise, she’d define the word stingy to you (Note: you may wanna say some girlfriends spend for their boyfriends, a word I have to say, marry her and give me your feedback)

6. WHEN SHE IS NEWLY MARRIED, SHE CANT YET COPE WITH THE IDEA OF LIVING OUTSIDE HER IMMEDIATE FAMILY CIRCLE: this is the reason why family members tend to flock new homes, and when you take a critical look, 95% of the situation is wrought by the bride. So, before she even asks for it, personally suggest a visit or a date with her siblings or family as a whole. This I bet will save your relationship/marriage a lot.

7. SHE NOW LOATHES YOUR MALE BESTIES: this may sound weird but trust me, if given the chance to exile those best friend of yours, she’d do it with the whole of her strength. She’d still kneel down for them when she sees them but trust me, she wants them off your radar!


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Source: http://voicedit..com/2016/12/7-things-every-about-to-or-just-weded.html

Silentscreamer:
Nothing worse than dating a guy who doesn't care bout ur feelings.

As worse as the opposite ma'am

PUSSYHOE:
why are you all over this thread like weyrey?you want to impress naijaboiy so he can consider you.

Ewooooooooooooooo
Fatality

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ReneeNuttall:
Before nko ?if not for money and fame,this would av been his original occupation na......car wash boy

U look married... Woulda asked u put smile for my face....

DeBlessedOne:

Hahaha.... Na so

2SWT:
I don't judge those who watch porn


They all have different reasons for watching it

Don't mind them all throwing stones.... Na their own wey we never see bad pass..



BTW... Do u do porn?

Harkinyemi:
Almost half of the money comes from his business

U sef na badt guy ...go apologize jur

So Dis facebook thing Don enter nairaland..... Nawa oooo

BEENUEL:
The poster above me

OP if you had done Analysis on why Bill Gate isn't wearing Gucci, It would have bn berra...this is crap, #trash. Though I never read it. Phew!

When I am as rich a Bill Gates... I will neither wear Gucci... What happened to okirikas

So Mr wisdomguy4u, as a fellow brother and member of the same nation, I have to really let you in on some important facts. Going through the post, to be sincere, I’d love to make some logical arguments:

1. Your fiancée said she didn’t directly receive those porn materials on her mobile;
2. she belongs to a group where pornographic materials are shared, and since the settings of her phone was on auto-download, her phone downloaded them anyways.
3. Watching porn ≠ being promiscuous

Logical explanation 1, ofcourse, what’s she doing in such group? That’s a fault on her side anyways
Logical explanation 2, in this contemporary world where we have pervs and freaks everywhere, there MAY be weirdos who would still post “shytes” in whatsapp groups exclusively meant for education or even religion. You’d prob find such derailers almost in every group., I won’t go far, Nairaland explains a lot.

The thrown stones & the common ground that sinks us all
Alright, I wanna believe 90% of those who lashed at your fiancée must have seen and enjoyed pornographic materials maybe now, maybe then. From time immemorial, every single person, yes!, even pastors, imams and other religious leaders name it have one or more “not to be proud of fantasy or secret”. The mistake she made was not opening up to you about her interest in porn, that’s if she is actually into it. Now tell me, don’t you have hidden secrets yourself perhaps worse? If yes, lead the pack and start the condemnation again and again.
Nonetheless, I have seen couples advised by sex therapist to engage in seeing porn movies to enhance their sexual lives to save their marriage from wreck. So what’s the fuss about?

The rising wind
It’s high time Nigerians stopped condemning friends, families, name it for such and similar acts. This will only encourage that act the more. Ofcourse if your fiancée were to be on nairaland, at first she’d be emotionally down, after a little time, she’d get back to it, but this time, in an upgraded consciousness as regards security. She’d perhaps lock her phone with all forms of security apps: fingerprint, pattern lock, code etc.

Brother, I didnt create this to confront you, no! but to sensitize people.

I wasn’t paid to do this, I neither know you nor your fiancée, but I want a better Nigeria.

Your narration is not straight How do u mean some? What percentage of d laptop money is from ur uncle's biz? Until I know that, I can't give u a candid adv

This is barbaric! What a useless government. Any government that does this will never develop

LorDBolton:
Guys like. u can make wooing awkward sha, did he call for backup?

Face front oga, maturity?

Jah bless u... Maturity?

Aniker:
I should start forming online? I don't jhor

Awww... Sha don't break his heart oooo... It's a federal offence and highly punishable

EmperorKross:
Things we do for pretty girls na

1love... NoHomo... I'd be happy if you guys take it to the koko level... I hope aniker ain't the type that forms..... Wish U well bro.... Copy my moniker wen u don complete signings ooooooo... Else

Aniker:
Wow nice my real name is nora

Abeg gree for my bro from anoda mama oooo...him oyinbo no be for here... All because of u

EmperorKross:
My sobriquet is Kross, been answering it for a very long time now that sometimes I forget my real name, which is Olu

Chai....aniker must fall yakata oooo

Where are you from, dear ?


Badt nigga forming lovey-dovey...

zabadii:
they will soon call you.....

Lwkmd.... That pinshure tho

But that's too little...


As the ATM dat u are!

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