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kingsman66:
nice one

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LALASTICLALA

Ifakiland:
My guy no mind d ju-man, u dey give gal money, she go use am buy anoda guy "thank u for forking me well" present.
I wonder y mumu guys still dey Nigeria upon all our preaching to stop been magas. I tire I swear.

It's good to identify another street... Jah bless

Will you stop misinforming people?


OMG! What determines twins is the situation surrounding the woman's egg

1. If it breaks as in identical twins

2. If she releases two eggs in a month as in unidentical.

Please OP, as much as u wanna make impact, don't write on what you don't have the least idea on.

sweetjude:
3. dates you have to remember dates, her bday, dates that matter to her, if you cant cram them, get a digital diary, woman value these things, being forgetful makes you look uncaring, the more you forget, the more her cup fills, till som1 else comes and becomes a better man than you, when she leaves , you will be amazed that is somtin as small as this that got to her.

Even apart from manie, doing this will psychologically present you as a love peddler, while you are busy remembering dates, a nigga is out there treating her like a badt gal... And obviously she is remembering d guy's dates

sweetjude:
2. job you have to be working, its not wrong for her to be dependent on you, thats why ure her man, you are supposed to provide her as much as you can, without a job, how will she make her hair? people say she should ask her father as long as the babe isnt asking for somtin out of this world, i see no reason why you should deny her, her demands, you need to be working very important , girls will leave you for someone else who will provide for them, thats not a sin on her part, nobody wants to suffer.

Chai, bro I been dey think you represent oooo....

If you like, dedicate your annual salary for her upkeep, she may probably leave you one day for another nigga...


Stop preaching this maga story already

Bro, nice job but considering the price of PMS, it's not advisable including Mercedes in ur list or wat do ya think.... Dey can suck fuel with straw

darbeelicous:
A guy gat to have something nw,

Like a prerequisite or something? In the event he doesn't nko?

dollyjoy:
Walai, if i have a brother/friend/ sibling like you, i will put you up for sale.


Jesu Christi!

Uhmmmm, OK. Im beyond e-brawl definitely, but what can I say? Jah bless you... Be

darbeelicous:
Na so...........
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kwontinue.

Yea.... Follow me spread d gospel to these small boiz...

Btw, do u also blve in guys with loaded pockets only?

darbeelicous:
Never approach a girl with an empty pocket, you must always be prepared, I repeat, Always be prepared!

STORY FOR THE MAGAS!

street nigga will spend his last penny on a fellow brother Than spend dime on one lady.... As much as I respect ladies, I can't give them my 1naira and even when I render them selfless services(which I can do ten times for a fellow guy), I categorically tell them NO STRINGS ATTACHED before they start thinking I'm into them #ayamatanga

Broadsway:
mmmmm, seeing my first partner again wud be awkward considering the fact that I wouldn't want him to have the knowledge that I haven't forgotten bout him. Tried the alcohol once, didn't like the outcome. I just wish everything wud be fine

WE CANT HELP YOU, UNTIL YOU HELP YOURSELF....SO KEEP FORMING TO HIM OK? WHATS BAD IN MAKING @BOLDED KNOWN TO HIM, ITS JUST ABOUT U USING UR BRAIN SO HE WONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF U..... OBVIOUSLY U STILL LOVE HIM, WHAT IF HE HAS CHANGED?? U OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BY LETTING HIM KNOW ..... I PITY EVERYONE WASTING THEIR MB, IM SURE OP HAS HER OWN DECISION ALREADY, SHE JUST WANNA HEAR Y'ALL OUT...... #TYPICALnaijaGALSmentality

I can't believe this is coming from a youth. We're you paid to do this?

What happened to supporting younger aspirants even if from parties ain't popular. Smh

There are insidious traits or attributes you gift your unborn right on the very day a man goes on his knees to propose OR that day you say I DO!
Its high time we understood the gimmicks, don’t make mistakes generations to come will blame you for!

Now don’t grab any popcorn, You won’t like these, trust me! As you may wanna have a rethink on that damsel, or that cute guy you love with all your heart!



1. Dad/Mom: yes, you heard me right. I know you are saying “and so?” right now but darling, there is more to it. Now sit down and relax. Think of it from this perspective, children don’t in any way determine no attribute of their parents. They arrive this cruel world with their parents wrapped in a package, until they are of age, that is when the gift gets unwrapped and then they realize their father is tall, fat, hairy etc.
Don’t be deceived, unlike children, your children aint no package because you can before hand predict the possible genetic xteristics and phenotypes of your child; it aint far fetched. In most cases if its not majorly from you, it is from your spouse or your parent/spouse’s parents. Now to the crux of the matter, if you marry an intelligent wife, trust me, there is a 50% chance your kid is intelligent, this is a genetic case. However not, don’t be deceived by mthe statement - “phenotypic characters aint transferrable”, if the mother or father of your spouse is lazy, dirty, short-tempered or wayward, there is equally a chance your kids inherit some if not all. So, by now I hope you know the choice of your mate is not directly affecting you alone, it does affect your kids too, even your family members. You don’t want the father of your child disrespecting your very own father!
If children were to be given a chance to call through to their dads on the day of proposal, I know some kids will yell “Dad, get the bleep off your knee, I don’t want that kinda mother”. This could be in the other way though.

2. Rhesus Factor: this is a very sensitive question, I need your maximum attention. Do you remember those days when men were men, ladies were virgins and stones were used for igniting fire, civilization was at its lowest. There is this term in my language called “ABIKU”. Abiku(s) are referred to as child(ren) given birth to during a condition where the mother goes through many consecutive still births or perhaps birth them alive but give up the ghost in short periods. This mostly occurs after a successful first child has been born. So the general belief is that when one child dies, it is that same child that’s gonna reincarnate and enter the mother’s womb to be born again and die; the process continues.
This is nothing but a sham! As much as I wouldn’t wanna go all “geeky” on you, I still have to let you in on some terms. Rhesus factor is that + or – thing written beside your blood group. Rhesus factor is a protein present on the surface of red blood cells. Not everyone has it, if you have, you are +ve, else, -ve. When a rhesus +ve man decides to marry a –ve woman, this condtion most times occurs as the child unborn may either inherit the rhesus or not. But when the child does, the first pregnancy may be successfully carried and delivered by the mother, but subsequent ones can surely be unpredictably fatal. The –ve mother when carrying a positive child, her body senses (Rh sensitization) the protein in the baby’s blood as “harmful objects” hence develop antibodies against her own unborn. This may terminate the pregnancy and even if the child survives till birth, thre could be complications as – yellowing of the skin and whites of the eyes (jaundice). This explains the condition when you see some individuals with very yellow eyes, you can hardly distinguish the white part of the eyes from the black part. Although this is avoidable via vaccines.
But why let love blind you to let your kids go through this? Your child may be a born model, this kinda condition shatters he/her dreams.

3. Genotype: I won’t say more on this, if you still want your children to bear the unimaginable pains and stigmas attached to individuals carrying hemoglobin SS/SC/CC, don’t bother before you propose or accept that proposal. If you have questions, pm or quote me here.
#SayNoToHemoglobinSSstigmatization

4. Look/Beauty: easily said, marry a beauty deficient man/woman and probably reduce the chances your kids are gonn be cute! Listen well, everything is but built on chance. Why not increase your luck by marrying a cute spouse? I aint saying BBs (beauty without brains) o.

5. Family diseases: I have to use that layman word. Yes, I respect our ancestors on this. In the olden days, you cannot just pick a random girl to present to your parent for marriage like we do today, NO! Our ancestors then must know their family lineage, at least four generations from your spouse’s. this is not because they are selfish or strict, they wanna know if such family breeds certain illnesses or conditions. Our ancestors may not be penned, but I give them this. I wont go into details but I believe you understand this, before you buy that ring, do your background check


I am daewoorazer
written and compiled by same

DONT MIND MY LONG EPISTLE, ITS WORTH IT!

cc: Lalasticlala, seun
Comman read this before you go on your knees to propose!

Source: http://voicedit..com.ng/2016/12/5-insidious-gifts-you-gift-your-unborn.html

That no5 got me

teabully:
@No7, seriously my parent doesn't even want we the kids to know som if not all extended families, this. Is one great good topic I so much love @OP, my paddy.

[size=20pt]TEABULLY[/size]

olafunny:
ATM CARD'S PIN!!! My pupc won't just lemme see the card. I don't even know the colour

Egbon... You are one badoooo... Certified!!!!

Don't worry, I have an associateship too

tosyne2much:
This one no be 10 nah, na 11

Oga, no be 10&11 twins we be

Dominionhost:
This No 2 ehn
My dad died not telling anyone about his massive land and properties he had.
Such lifestyle will never have its' way in my life
How can you grow till over 60yrs and still have secrets.
Na another person go don inherit the properties now

So sorry about this sire... I'm sure you won't deny your wards dis

KAPOVee:
THEIR ENEMIES

Lool... Na true ooo

In a world where the average lifespan of humans has reduced drastically, it is important we have a thorough review on this topic.

May our parents live long to eat the fruits of their labour, but no mater how hard we try, no one can escape the sting of death, it must surely come and before it does arrive, some pertinent knowledge should be known. These are discussed below:

1. Age/DOB: Some parents are fond of keeping this particular information secret so the children won’t have an idea the distance between both ages (parent's and child's). This is particularly unbecoming. Parents are meant to be open particularly on this, what if the children needs to apply for a government job or visa and this is asked?

2. A list of all their properties: some stingy dads or mums have investments outside the knowledge of the family, this is mostly rampant when spouses no longer trust each other (e.g. a scenario where the man finds his wife to be very demanding, he keeps his investments a secret so she’d buy the idea “As you can see, I nefa kolet salary, where do you want me to see money??”)

3. Debtors: as weird as this may sound, parents should keep their children aware of every singular individual/Coy owing them money/properties/assets. If you don’t know, many have been poisoned/assasinated when debtors realized they won’t be able to pay up their debts; fully knowing it’s a secret between them and the creditor. Even you imagine, our flesh won’t just help but dish out such sordid thoughts, that’s the power of money!

4. Will: I don’t have much to say on this, but if you love your kids especially the polygamous fathers, make hay while the sun shines abegyy.
Note: I'm not asking you to collect this from your parents ooo, but at least mandate their lawyers to plan it with them.

5. Retirement packages: it is but no news that every level in the government strata is corrupt, I have seen old colleagues gang up to share the entitlements of the deceased since the immediate family is fully unaware of such. Ask of the information regarding this immediately!

6. Medical History: this I will explain with an analogy: If you realize your parent(s) have record of such diseases as diabetes, cancer etc., kindly desist from its causative agents ASAP. If your father battled diabetes until age 78 and still counting, yet you gulp down COKE at every birthday parties, you are OYO!!!
NOTE: at least ask of the medical history of theirs and 2 generations before theirs.

7. A list of all extended family members: actually this sounds funny but true; I actually included this to promote our fading culture. Some family friends today are closer than first cousins. I won’t even go far, right now you know the names of your course mates by heart but you don’t know the first names of your dad’s siblings. Imagine that!

8. Biography: a true fact no man dares to challenge is that no matter how long our parents live, they must surely leave us some day and when that day comes, I bet you don’t wanna start asking of their biography from extended family members. Personally ask them to write it for you, in their own handwriting.

9. Family Titles: although this may not be necessary but some are princes today and they don’t even have the slightest idea.

10. Your Root: Don’t think low of yourself, you may become the president tomorrow; imagine some so called “butty” have never been to the village their ancestors sprouted from. Not to even go that way, you may be stinkingly rich tomorrow and wanna remember your roots by building schools, hospitals, when that time comes, don’t tell me you’d search for that via google map!!!

11. Add yourz!!!

Lalasticlala

Written & Compiled by: Daewoorazer

Source: http://voicedit..com.ng/2016/12/11-things-you-must-know-before-your.html

deefem81:
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It pains me to say you are not much of a street. She doesn't want relationship, veryy cooooool.... But she creates atmosphere where you can easily bleep her.......... Must I tell u before u go [size=20pt]FWB[/size]?



Now gerrarahere and do d needful

repogirl:
You will most likely poop yourself.... that's very normal.

Yuck, tell me about it

QueenSuccubus

Did u feel dis way wen u carried our twins

[size=25pt]President MUHAMMADU BUHARI, IF YOU ARE PERHAPS ON NL, WE YOUTHS ARE ALREADY DISCOURAGED, WE KNOW THOSE POSITIONS ARE FOR POLITICIANS AND HIGH RANKING OFFICERS..


WE KNOW IT IS A SIN TO BE A COMMON MAN [/size]

See the bumbum in d first meme.... She high on satzenbrau

No wahala... Op na woman..... So woman finish woman

Whether you're a lady who hasn't yet been pregnant or a man who needs to better comprehend what an eager mother truly experiences, these 10 things that happen while a lady is pregnant are all unusual and frequently exasperating. These are the unusual things that happen amid pregnancy that individuals likely won't let you know about.
1. You Could Be Pregnant For Over A Year

You Could Be Pregnant For Over A Year Most pregnancies keep going for around 9 months
and specialists are prone to affect work if pregnancy goes on too long. That being said, it is conceivable to be pregnant for an entire year. The world's longest pregnancy endured 375 days, unusually, the infant was just somewhat under seven pounds. It surely puts a radical new point of view on being a couple of weeks late, isn't that right?

2. A Male Fetus Can Get Erections In The Womb

A Male Fetus Can Get Erections In The Womb Most moms don't care to consider their infant young men getting erections, notwithstanding when they are youngsters, however the truth of the matter is that numerous child young men get oopsy-daisies while they're still in the womb. Truth be told, children of both genders are known not in utero, however young men are the main ones who can be gotten while stirred on the sonogram. On the off chance that engaging in sexual relations while pregnant appeared somewhat frightening before now, simply envision what your infant is doing while you have intercourse.

3. Your Entire Undercarriage Might Need Stitches

Your Entire Undercarriage Might Need Stitches The last place any lady needs lines is in her pollute, yet numerous moms need to understand that territory quit for the day. The vast majority of ladies have some kind of vaginal tearing after conception, however there are numerous degrees of tearing. A few tears just require a little care or a couple fastens, yet the truly terrible cases go from the vagina the distance to the butt. Some can even influence the muscles past your rear-end. On the upside, tearing that achieves the rear-end is to some degree uncommon and just influences one in one hundred moms. Kneading the zone before labor can diminish tearing, yet and still, at the end of the day, it won't totally quit tearing in a great many people. All of a sudden, kicking a C-segment off sounding a ton all the more engaging, huh?

4. You May Just Poop Yourself

You May Just Poop Yourself Amid labor, it is to a great degree regular for a lady to coincidentally oust the substance of her insides. There is a justifiable reason purpose behind this –the muscles you use to push the infant out are the same ones you conventionally use amid a solid discharge. As though that weren't sufficient to get your sphincter prepared to go, the child straightforwardly pushes on the rectum as it makes its way out, pressing out anything close to the way out. In time long past times, it was regular for attendants to give douches before work, yet this practice didn't wind up preventing the chaos from happening and frequently created drying out. Nowadays, your specialists and attendants will be prepared to tidy up the wreckage. Much of the time, they won't even say anything in regards to it so you won't know the distinction. It does make you mull over taping the conception however, isn't that right?

5. You Really Will Glow

You Really Will Glow Saying a pregnant lady is shining is a typical expression, yet a great many people credit it to the lady's fervor about turning into a mom. For reasons unknown however, gleaming skin is a manifestly obvious thing for pregnant ladies. While you're pregnant, the measure of blood in your body will increment by half. The additional blood winds up appearing through the skin in numerous zones, especially the cheeks. On top of this, hormones cause the oil organs to end up more dynamic, bringing about a gentler, shinier appearance. At the point when the expanded blood stream consolidates with sparkle, the outcome is a perceptible shine.

6. Your Sense of Smell Gets Better

Your Sense of Smell Gets Better Amid pregnancy, your feeling of smell increments radically, as does your feeling of taste. Researchers speculate this is to offer pregnant some assistance with mothering abstain from eating little levels of poisons that won't not be hazardous to a grown-up, but rather could be savage to a baby. As smoke, liquor and espresso are all especially discernible to pregnant ladies, this hypothesis surely is by all accounts on the right way.

7. Compressions Don't Stop After Birth

Compressions Don't Stop After Birth Most moms will have compressions for the initial couple of days after conception. The muscle issues are the body's method for halting overabundance blood misfortune. On the upside, on the off chance that you conceive an offspring at the doctor's facility, despite everything you'll be really tranquilized up and will likely scarcely even notice.

8 You Don't Really Need To Eat For Two

You Don't Really Need To Eat For Two In spite of the across the board gossipy tidbits that say pregnant ladies need to put on all the weight they can with a specific end goal to conception a sound infant, the fact of the matter is that most ladies will just need an additional 300 calories for every day. That is identical to around one serving of yogurt and a large portion of a bagel. Most ladies just need to increase around 25 pounds all through their whole pregnancy. Obviously, in the event that you happen to be at the smorgasbord and are having an extreme time opposing the sweets area, simply ahead and sneak somewhat additional. Nobody will give a pregnant lady trouble on the off chance that she pigs out.

9. Your Feet Can Grow Up To One Full Shoe Size

Your Feet Can Grow Up To One Full Shoe Size In case you're asking why your feet will get so huge when you just pick up 25 pounds, it needs to do with the overabundance weight on your feet combined with loose ligaments in your body. As your pregnancy wears on, your body begins to discharge the snugness of its ligaments to help with the birthing procedure. Shockingly for your shoes, this likewise implies your feet begin to lose their curve and extend on the sides. The compliment, more extensive state of your feet will most likely be impermanent, however in the event that they developed excessively, the change could wind up being lasting. In the event that your feet do stay somewhat bigger, it positively will serve as an awesome reason to purchase more shoes.

10. The Father Might Show Symptoms of Pregnancy

The Father Might Show Symptoms of Pregnancy It's shockingly normal for a father-to-be to begin putting on weight, getting morning disorder and even feel spasms in his lower midriff. The condition is known as a thoughtful pregnancy or the Couvade Syndrome, which originates from the french word couvee signifying "to incubate"



Source: http://voicedit..com.ng/2015/11/whether-youre-lady-who-hasnt-yet-been.html?m=1

Streets don't ask such questions... Damn!!!



Take d bull by d horn.... If it's positive, one more feather to ur cap.... If otherwise, d lady will respect you for d bahd boy u are..........




Now go!!

zheroes:
when you travel overseas then you may appreciate where you came from!!!!! its not all bed of roses my dear friend. there are a couple of people who wish to return but they are ashamed of what people like you will say if they return empty handed. at the moment you are a spectator, as such talk is cheap, become the actor then you may understand. besides why didnt you choose to go to heaven ? because you dont have a say in your birth.

Sorry about ur experience o.. Perhaps u are part of d negligible sufferin in developed countries... You don't need a soothsayer to tell u that here, d negligible loot d country's treasure...

twentysixteen:
I only saw the son once, at the victory speech. From what I saw he is obviously not all right o.

How u

I must be sincere, you have a great deal of work ahead of you. This ain't your cross alone, kindly tell ur dad and mum the situation of things. Let them organise a family meeting involving d 2 parents from both families and perhaps elders if any exist. Narrate your ordeal in d presence of both families and please, do not ever sound like you've done ur husband a favour by marrying him while u narrate ur ordeal, once that tone is sensed in ur Narrations, you've lost d game right before it started.


I believe d issue will be amicably settled.