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MissWrite:
Awwwwwn......this is awesome. Wow, nice one really.........Girl, enjoy!

Hmm, Santa, me ma i'm waiting for you o! [i]............ Been an awful good girl, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight[/i ]...

Oooooooooooooooohh.


why do I have a feeling this was written with the double entendre intended.
Maybe I'm wrong though.

Martin0:
Hahahahah kill my ribbs oo

Well if you insist you are ugly, I can't argue with you

Be using laugh to hide that you are running away,

Gosh,

Mixed with salt and pepper? Na so she wicked,
Off to jail with her.

Martin0:
U want her to see my ugly face hmm

Am not trying to evade any mentions or ve I evade any

Ok then if am not then she will see my ugly face

Lol, I'm sure no ugly face

Lol, continue, I can see your work

shaybebaby:
Haters do what they do nah. It's uncomfortable to see that there are better people on here and they are not one of them.

LMAO , enjoy.

Brother Martin, leave story for story tellers, as santa, you must show for my girl.

I hope he sees this

Makes me wonder if we should create a secret santa thread.

You can but people have to know it's serious so that people who don't have reasonable comments will know to swerve and not derail with inane comments.
If you decide to do it, would it be here?

Martin0:
U are calling shaybebaby to come and look at me??
Jus carry me and put in ya wallet

I want her to see your handsomeness
Don't try and evade those men5ions
No way. You're not meant to be put into a wallet

Martin0:
Hmmmmm

So you can be speechless

Martin0:
Na wa ooo,
I didn't run

I was busy on my facebook

Lol

Martin0:
I did not ignore u eee
I didn't see u around

Remember shay shay iz da babe
though you also ah babe sha

I'm here now

Shaybebaby boo enjoy yourself. I know the haters don't faze you
But as you are enjoying yourself come and look at brother martin

Na wa the boy is just 16 na
This isn't right.

shaybebaby:
It is indeed. The books are for my little man as well from our santa.

Martin0, are you going to be santa for Deylar?

So nice of him.


Martin0 has run away

shaybebaby:
Santa is on nairaland and he decided I belonged on the nice list not on the naughty list.

So he delivered a Christmas present early but with strict instructions not to indulge until atleast Christmas eve.

Dear Nairaland Santa,(you know who you are) thank you for your thoughtfulness. You really made my day seeing that it was a complete surprise.

Don't worry, your identity is safe with me.. Or is it?

Aww,
That was so nice of him, enjoy girl

Martin0 is this how you used to do?
So you can be Santa for shay shay but ignore me

Threebear:
Nigerians and reactions .
If they actually took that energy they use to react to various posts about celebrities and invested it into something productive, the general poverty ratio in the country would reduce drastically.

But Aunty Toke did you bleach out your brain or did Maje knock it out of your head?
So a man gives you 50 million naira or more and you use it to purchase a bag?
There are some houses in lekki that costs around that range, you'll get a property for life and you'll never go hungry no matter how the tides turn.
Some women are a disgrace to intellectual capacity!

Do you know her to be able to know that she hasn't thought of or bought a house?

And even if she chooses not to, it's her choice, her money. Let her spend the money how she pleases.
Nigerians can budget and spend someone's money for them.

True on the first count, they should show this anger towards more important issues,

Even of they want to be angry about the money the man borrowed, they should pour their frustrations on him

frenzyduchess:
Wrong, she is independent, she works for her money,
,she only has a side hustle which happens to be paying more than her normal job, unlike some others who have to do alot of body count to even be able to buy one human hair, she decided to eat fish not crayfish

I can't stop laughing

Tired of the useless bashing of women, and so what if he pays for her?

If she is a hoe and all those nonsense he also remains a hoe and a dumb stupid one at that borrowing from a bank to sponser a girl, after all he is the one sponsoring her lifestyle.

I wonder why the foolish children are calling Toke's name instead of attacking their father,

If their father refused to sponsor Toke's life will she be in their father's life?
Stupid children stupid father,

Leave their father alone, as if the problem is toke and not their father. As if their father is a baby that can't think for himself,
They don't realise that if it wasn't toke it would be another girl.


Tired of people calling women hoes and refusing to realise they are hoes too for playing the game

Threebear:
Is that wedding the key to heaven?
Will it stop recession?
Is Jesus the man doing the wedding?
Why must he attend?
Didn't banky have classmates and friends prior to getting famous, did he attend all their weddings?
Mtchew

Lol,
No lies told, people need to leave wizkid alone.
it's obvious he never wanted to go to any wedding at all, and there is noting wrong with that, we don't know what went down between them.
He had all his apologies and excuses planned out

Martin0:
I just fainted and u are laughing
So u want me to die abi

Shaybebaby please come and do mouth to mouth,
I don't want martin to die

Martin0:
"falls down"

Martin0:
Na wa ooo,why u dey vex now eh
It has not gotten to the extent of squeezing your fine face nau

Oya calm down eh..
I jus use dey play with u ooo

Eh hen

Now I remember you. My dearest martin

Lol

Martin0:
Ooooooooo u disturbing me ooo

Who is this one? have we met before?

MissWrite:
, how've you been, hun?

Thanks I'm good.

shaybebaby:
Beautiful, MissWrite has written an exceptional piece.

I am in awe and a bit jealous too. Wish I could convey the message as succinctly as she has.

I hereby proclaim this: THE GOSPEL OF FEMINISM.

Can I get an Amen?

Ami

Martin0:
Now what again

BlackManta:
It's a beautiful peice.

Anybody that reads this piece and still hates feminism obviously has a problem.

Lol, they'll soon come for your own head for this sentence.

They will soon come for OP's head.

I dont blame all of them sha.

Religion,culture and feminazi are the three major stumbling blocks facing feminism.

I was an anti-feminist until i read Chimamanda Adichie's We Should All Be Feminist and i realized that feminism it's not what feminazis and mysogynist make it out to be.

It was a beautiful read.

Tozara:


Yeah, everyone is talking about feminism. It's a good thing.

Atheism has taken over the religion section = DESIRABLE.

Feminism has taken over romance section = PERFECT.

Tribalism has taken over politics section = Oh..... THE BAD ONE.

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This is perfect, MissWrite. I enjoyed reading it. You're [color=darkgreen]Fire[/color].

Daeylar, you need to see this.

I really did, it's so nice, thanks for the tag

I love this,

2 wonderful topics on feminism, starting with blackmanta's topic and now this,

Blackmanta, how do you see this?

Shaybebaby, do you like?

shaybebaby:
Babes that was back in the day when little man was a baby and I was looking for something to keep me busy.

No longer valid today, who has time?

Lol,
All right.

Martin0:
Ok I won't

khalhokage:
Oga speak for yourself, Glo is blazing in my area.

I just tire.

NaijaTechGuy:
Dear Globacom,

I must say that I'm really happy that the data cap on your data plans were increased and we all are quite grateful for that. I also want to thank you for all the bonuses and promos (at least that is what is keeping some of us from porting) .However, with all due respect your data services in most areas are very slow and nothing to write home about. Around my area, It's quite slow and the only place I get to see a full 3G connection is in the toilet and I keep wondering why it has to be the toilet of all places.


Sometimes, when the network speed seems to improve, it would drop drastically in a few minutes .It seems Glo officials in Nigeria have started using other networks to surf the web because the current download speed is enough to wait for the second coming of Christ. I'm sure other subscribers would have their own unfortunate tales to tell about your data services. Most of us don't even use up to half of the plans we paid for before it expires. The network speed is very frustrating. Imagine taking over 25 minutes to download a file of 40MB. I'm actually wondering if the money meant for improving your network's services are being used for entertainment shows instead.


I heard 9Mobile is being sold and you're listed as one of the top 10 companies that want to buy the company. On behalf of other subscribers, Please try to make the deal successful because we all certainly hope it would improve your services nationwide and please don't allow 9mobile's spamming influence your network.

Almost every USSD code dialed on 9mobile returns results as an SMS, please don't impose it on us as we will not hesitate to port. The second thing I believe majority of my fellow subscribers strongly kick against is the fact that you keep calling us with strange numbers every day. You call us more than husbands call their spouses and more than boyfriends call their girlfriends and we wonder if we are actually dating you. It is really annoying and the most painful part of the whole thing is when someone is expecting an important call then you start calling us.


I know some people activated DnD (Do not Disturb) Mode on their respective lines but now you have resorted to calling us as the only way to reach us. I won't say this particular problem is not on all networks but no day on planet earth passes by without any subscriber receiving more than 3 calls from you guys. One day, I was expecting a very important call and my phone was plugged my room and i almost tripped rushing to answer the call only to hear a robot talking to me. I was utterly disgusted.

I'm still trying to understand what type of advertising that is because to the best of my knowledge, an average Nigerian would not spend time listening to a computer on the phone yet you won't put an end to the calls. Believe me, the only time subscribers can really listen to all that computer talk is when we have actually called the customer care line to rectify a problem. We pay you for the services offered to us and we deserve at least a simple code to opt out from all the calls. The ads we see on billboards, social media and on the television is enough for all of us. On behalf of all Glo subscribers, I sincerely ask that you fix these issues .


We do hope you redeem your name from ''Slow With Pride'' and ''Grand Snail Of Data'' to ''Glo with Pride'' , Unlimited or rather as ''The Grand Masters Of Data'' as you call yourself. Forgive my rant , I'm just a frustrated subscriber who wants a better network

Yours Sincerely,
NaijaTechGuy
An Angry Glo Subscriber.

All Glo subscribers,??
Nigerians really need to Learn to speak for themselves
Speak for yourself op

Glo network is one of the fastest and most stable network here, if not the most.

That said glo can improve, it's not reasonable when you network is good in one part of the country and not good in another part, but don't make it seem like Glo is terrible every where.

A file to 40mb wouldn't even take up to 2 minutes to download where I am.