₦airaland Forum

izzou:
Mama Ramota just stepped out now. When she comes back, I will get data

But, on a serious note, your birthday is special oh. The government declared a public holiday for it

izzou:


Everyone deserves to be happy, and if wearing different suits will keep him happy, who am I to yarn opata?



Meanwhile, I just wanna wish Daeylar a happy birthday. I wish her a day that's as happy as can be, and hoping that the coming year turns out perfectly.

I would have continued typing but I just have 2.56kb left


Happy birthday Daeylar

Make I go baff and dress for Quilox tonight

Make I go baff and dress for Quilox tonight

I would have continued typing but I just have 2.56kb left

IamaNigerianGuy:
In the era of our parents and their forbears, news traveled fast. Promiscuity was a one way ticket to a ruined reputation and life.

These days, maybe not so much but it is still a good idea for a lady to keep her pants on. No man likes to learn that his wife has been passed around.

But my other point is that, women should stop hiding behind men as the excuse for their actions. I know a girl who screwed her crush two nights before her wedding to another guy. Her excuse was that she was going into marriage and would never have the opportunity again - her husband would 'tie her down'. Bullshit. She was randy and wanted to get laid. She craved the thrill of illicit, taboo sex and the power of secrets

YourWife:
Ehmmm... You should not know me. And if you as much as try to find out, or get close, I will be watching... And I will deactivate my account . Pls don't try to know me.

And for the chicken, I will eat if you prepare it. *but I will be watching you

IamaNigerianGuy:
1. A lady that wants to screw will screw and find excuses for her randiness. Not judging, just an observation.

2. Education is still the best guarantee against poverty. Dangote, Neymar and others are outliers. No smart person will benchmark himself against them.
Dangote might be employing graduates , but many graduates are also employing people too. Medicine, law, pharmacy, lecturing, civil service, banking, accounting, management, computer science, research, diplomacy, journalism, many political positions, engineering and many other slots are closed to people without higher education.

Onegai:
And after they get married, they must immediately turn into a por.nstar and have masterful knowledge of adventurous positions, both good and degrading. Whilst wearing a red bra and black pant. From Tia Mowry to Blac Chyna. Overnight!

DarkRebel69:
Are there such things as "degrading sex positions or acts" between consenting couples?

YourWife:
You! Know me! How? Where? When? This is not my real face ooo ... We won't join the sallah and d birthday together ooo... We will come seperately for the birthday chicken.

CHESTER48:
anything pray, any strange thing pray,.what is all this pray pray. Nonsense.. Do you think if it was prayer, that it could have saved Texas? .. Your so called country lacks everything thing. They lack love for humanity. Etc. Look at Texas, is on the news on CNN every day for 1 week now.. I watched nta yesterday they also showed Texas on their local news, but couldn't show benue. I belive by now more than 20 persons must have died in benue.. Nonsense country. Continue with Ur one Nigeria

YourWife:
Am I supposed to tell you? Well... You know me, but you don't know me.

DarkRebel69:
Oh come on, Daeylar, it wasn't even remotely funny. Why do you hyperbolize the humour? Ever since Lady Mindfulness of Winterfell sought to fashion herself after the teutonic mold of Angela Merkel of Westeros and became a mirthless ball-breaker, her facility with sarcasms and jokes took a fatal nose-dive and went terribly sere and yellow.

You made this comment only an hour and twenty-six minutes shy of your birthday, it's highly probable that you were only just caught up in the excitement of your ''big day", no wonder you were in such gay mood and found Mindfulness' wry remark to be such a rib-tickler. I bet in that elysian mood you would have seen a poxy, Dickesian street urchin and still considered him/her a sight for sore eyes. Your thoughts merely reflected how you felt, young Daeylar - classic case of "affect heuristic".

Happy birthday by the way. Although I fail to see the "happiness" in a day that serves to remind us of how close we're getting to our graves. I guess it's one of those un-contemplated paradoxes of life – we dread the spectre of death and yet, in an exuberant twist of Shakesperean irony, we label as "happy" a specific occassion each year which in truth is only a word-less reminder of how nigh we draw in our storm-tossed voyage to the chthonic abode of the Grim Reaper.

Once again, happy birthday.

DarkRebel69:
When even a mention of the word "sex" in a typical Nigerian church stirs tension amongst the congregation, causing them to shift their buttocks on the pews in a fit of ''uncomfortability'' - as if to say the act of sex is not a natural phenomenon but some vile, alien, and physical manifestation of human degradation in the nth degree.

I bet in that elysian mood you would have seen a poxy, Dickesian street urchin and still considered him/her a sight for sore eyes. Your thoughts merely reflected how you felt, young Daeylar - classic case of "affect heuristic".

YourWife:
HBD Daeylar darling, wishing you many more years. Celebrate

loshybab:
I can see how you trying hard to make a point.it's people like you that find believe the world would be a better place if you just get impregnated by someone,have your baby and live the baby mama/daddy life.

Woman! that's what lower animals do and i expect something better from animals with well developed brain, which i should believe you are one.



But then,your comment makes me doubt that.

ItchingPreek:
.....In Florence 1921 Even before your father was born. Lol
Only a literature gem would understand that line.

Brillantman:
It's only the brilliant ones that will understand what AY has in mind. It goes beyond comedy

Marcus01:
Nobody should be allowed to stay with a cheating husband. You sit your kids down and tell them their dad is an ass hole and you're leaving him cus he's cheating and he can giv you std which can lead to your death.

Mindfulness:
Girls are not supposed to have any s.exual desires. And if it happens, it is the devil's work, it must be killed by fire by force.

OkunrinMeta:
Oooooooo ....yes ma. I have learnt something.

You are very correct, husbands should live in their wives apartment and you are qualified to call anyone who says otherwise a misogynist especially me, this is especially so because no one usually points out how accurate you are and you can't fathom any reason why anyone would want to disagree with a humble young woman who has not been spoilt by weak men who capitulate to her will like its a sport.

op i do not think there is anything wrong with It. If they are OK with it then there is nothing to worry about.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Does that not plausibly look like Nigeria and a Nigerian to you ?
She was even able to get his first name which is likely Igbo.
Why are you committed to supporting evil and denouncing the girl instead of the criminal that conned her ?

Your reasoning is weird man

Orodje:
This guy just sit down he own jeje dey post pics of he luxury life then you guys just decided to do pock nose, you guys made him popular actually

His life his business, nah him get the leg and the shoe so allow him rock am, the last time I check he nor family any of you guys so why advice him on how to live his life

Lakeside79:
So sorry brother but you fell for their marketing scam

Shecno and shitfinix are the same company called transsion

They make and sell rubbish phones , they pay alit of people to market their rubbish here

You aren't the only one this is why they aren't sold in alit of counties

Some people will come out and tell you that your case is one in hundreds but trust me it's a lie

For every 5 phones working there are hundreds complaining

They cut corners in their build designs and parts hence why they cannot sell these phones in developed countries with standard products test procedures
.
They only sell in counties without functional product testing units ..
They have bought of the standards organization of Nigeria this is why their staff are always there at their product launch events in hotels

Just go to carlcare and make friends with any engineer , by the time he tells you what's up , you will never allow even your enemy to buy their phones

They have kids here on their pay roll so this post won't get to front page and watch you just might get banned for this .

I have been banned sevevral times for criticizing shitfinix and shecno phones

Explorers:
15 years old daughter with her mum

Motuke01:
Hello Familylanders, I'm new here.

Please I need advice. I have a sister who is almost 29 and still single. My problem is not with her status but with her lack of interest in coming out of the her single status.

We've tried to be understanding and not put pressure on her but it's really telling on us especially we the guys because she is our senior.

loshybab:
lol....I knew 'they' would come for me...
and who says she is happy being a single lady at 29?
Besides,getting married to the right person at the right time is a right thing,so,whoever doesn't feel happy doing the right is not 'right' upstairs.

And to think they ain't ready to even change that annoys the fvck outta me coz their bad situation is only going to get worst.
To cap it up,they stupidly support their fvckd sentences like.....
'is it a must one gets married'
'my happiness is my priority and I am,as a single'....
when indeed they ain't or they cn bcme happier being married.
Baba! in a nutshell, i just weak for their matter!

abdulhosni619:
Muhammad Adamu
Penis is Penis, not bombom
Vagina is vagina , not bombom
Nipple is nipple. , not chest or dundi
Let your kids know the real names of their sexual
organs. No pet names. Your female child needs to
know she has three holes in her body... One for
urinating, one for sex and reproduction and one
for passing waste.
The one for sex should not be touched by
anybody except mummy, when she wants to
clean you up. "If anyone touches your vanguard
let mummy and daddy know."
If you don't teach your children all these things,
someone else will do it for you... they will learn it
from other people, sometimes the wrong people.
Be the first person to talk to your daughter(s)
about it so she has the right information.
The world as a whole is filled with toxic minds
roaming the streets. Grown men taking advantage
of babies, molesting them, innocent
children....some of these kids don't even have the
courage to tell mummy and daddy because
mummy and daddy are too strict. Mummy and
daddy don't want to hear the word "sex, penis or
vagina"... Mummy and daddy are too religious
because they think telling their kids about
sexuality is unholy. If you don't teach your child,
someone else will do it for you. Even schools are
not going to be doing the right thing as you
would.
Tell your child/Ren that no-one should touch
them and let no-one say "let me help you wear
your pant".
If you can tell her "don't take sweets from
someone you don't know" then you should be
able to tell her "if Baba Emeka or anybody sends
you a message and says you should bring it to
his room, don't go".
Kids need to be taught what they need to know,
we got to do what we got to do to protect them
no matter how uncomfortable. And talking to
them about sexuality doesn't mean they will be
curious to want to try it. You should also tell
them about the dangers in doing it.
Vagina is vagina
Penis is Penis....
Saying it as it is is not a sin. Penis is an English
word for a male sexual organ, and vagina is an
English word for a female sexual organ.

dangotesmummy:
That she's a woman and she's 29 doesn't mean you have a right to define or impose what should make her happy. No body owns a woman.can't that sink into you men's head

Proudgorgeousga:
I don't blame you, I blame your sister she has allowed you people to see her finish.

if she got a herself a good job, moved out to another town while minding her business nobody will have have the guts to be stressing about her singleness and her posting pictures on Facebook.

she should better give herself levels mtseew.

Humanistme:
op did not say she doesn't have a job.

he only complained about her personality and her singleness.
maturity doesn't fall on you once you are married, there are immature married people and mature single people.

my point is @29 she is not a child so if she is not ready for marriage, she is not ready for commitment. it is only children you can be responsible for and tell what to do.

Humanistme:
is it her bad attitude or her being single that is bothering you?

well there is nothing you can do about her attitude seeing that you are younger than her.

Encourage your mum to talk more to her by talking to her I don't mean scolding her like a child. you guys should also stop putting pressure on her to marry that may be the reason why she feels frustrated by you guys and she reacts by not listening and giving a shit.

she will marry when she's ready.

TRADELYN:
So many parents behaving like kids.