₦airaland Forum

Pls call me to give response when this topic get to FP.

Iyaebe:
Are you a twin? I sent mine back because I can't share my dad's attention and love with anyone so I sent him back immediately, he followed me to this earth and failed to listen to my instruction of staying back and I had no option than to do the needful.

Have you taken your drugs this evening?

PlayMaker14:
“Goat na Goat, even if you carry am go London, na still Goat”


Even if I open your head to explain, you will still be the same daft fellow.

You will never get satisfied no matter how hard they try pleasing you with pictorial evidence. So no need of releasing it to the media.

PlayMaker14:
If these terrorists are killing our military men, they give us clear HD pictures as evidence... But, look at the sensational headline without pictures to back it up.



Scores killed indeed.

Same you will start shouting genocide if gory pictures were released. Nigerians!!! Una get problem. Una just like bad news everywhere. If person check you well, na Igbo u go be.

Fortune2016:
The patient is even endangering his life
More by fortifying himself

What if he has appendix, hyena

That's how he will just die away

No be only Hyena, na lion or leopard.

benuejosh:
Special place der for sex? The Holy Book I read hasn't started that it must be on the bed in the room.

Try sex under tree, rest room, beer parlor, one corridor and give us feed back.

Lamanii22:
God please protect our future generations, the "Now" generations are not thinking straight, they are everly ready to welcome just about anyone that's ready to start doing drugs.... Can't they like advice the younger generations....

So sorry for some of them.

They call it ice in southwest.

Fellow Nairalanders, pls permit me to explain it further from where the OP stopped.

Ice (crystal methamphetamine) is a drug that stimulates the brain and nervous system, and is highly addictive. Dependence on ice means that you need the drug to help you go about your everyday activities. Ice is also known as crystal methamphetamine, crystal meth, glass, shards and puff.

How ice affects the body

There is no safe level of ice use. Any drug use is risky, and effects can vary from person to person and depend on factors such as:

Amount and strength of the dose.
Physical make-up and state of mind.
Response to the drug (for example, a first-time user may experience different effects to someone who has used it before).
Whether it has been mixed with other drugs.
How is ice used?
Ice is generally smoked or injected and the effects can be felt almost immediately. Depending on how it is used, effects usually start:

smoked (immediate)
injected (15 to 30 seconds)
snorted (3 to 5 minutes)
swallowed (15 to 20 minutes)
Although the effects of ice usually last up to 12 hours, sleep problems can occur for a few days after use.

Ice is highly addictive and can cause ‘ice psychosis’ in some people, which can result in unpredictable and violent behaviour.

Short-term effects of ice
Ice acts rapidly and produces effects such as:

enlarged pupils and dry mouth
excessive sweating
feelings of pleasure and confidence
teeth grinding
increased energy
increased sex drive (libido)
itching and scratching
rapid heart rate and breathing
reduced appetite
nosebleeds and damage to the nasal passage (from snorting).

Coming down’ from ice
‘Coming down’ from ice can take several days and effects include:

difficulty sleeping
exhaustion
feeling down or low
irritability
agitation
paranoia, hallucinations and confusion.
Using other drugs (such as benzodiazepines, cannabis and opioids) to cope with coming down from ice may lead to a cycle of dependence where someone becomes reliant on all the drugs they use.

Symptoms of ice overdose
Ice overdose may occur if you:

take a strong batch
use a large amount of ice
mix ice with other drugs – including over-the-counter and prescribed medications, alcohol, heroin.
A drug overdose is a medical emergency. You can still be in danger even if not all overdose symptoms are present.

Symptoms of ice overdose may include:

racing heart and chest pain
difficulty breathing
fits or uncontrolled jerking
agitation and confusion
severe headache
passing out or unconsciousness .
Ice overdose can lead to stroke, heart attack and death. Fast action could save someone’s life.

Stop spreading fake news, the case they arrested him for is 6yrs ago.

Englandboy:
Even the life we have is borrowed because u are not promise tomorrow. Only God knows tomorrow he is the beginning and the end.

Washere, Akon nista

Igbo girls with yam legs and veins.

Liverpool don buy market. It is 3-1 now, this game will end 5-1.

MadamVanessa:




When a bear chases you, common wisdom should let you know that the animal is Hot and needs sex. All you got do, is to lie down and spread your legs.

You don spread legs tire so tey your kpekus is now dilapidated. Pele...

BizzBizz:
A viral video shows the moment a large number of electorates in Anambra state collecting ₦400 and a can of malt from party officials ahead of the Saturday's gubernatorial election in the state.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8cfMIjN20k

That moment i saw a video online showing large number of electorates in Anambra state collecting ₦400 and a can of malt from party officials ahead of the Saturday's gubernatorial election in the state. I know it is dome for in this country, Easterners for that matter.

Let me quickly analyse it for them. #400÷4=#100, It means they sold a year for #100. 100 naira divided by 12 months = 9# every month. #9 divided 4 weeks= 2naira 5kobo per week. 2naira 5kobo ÷ 7 days = 0.36kobo per day. Anambra people una well done o. Anything goes in Biafra land.. We will keep on enlightening the ignoramus.

BlackfireX:
100 naira divided by 12 months = 9 naira every month...



Others can do the remaining maths

9# ÷ 30days= 3.3kobo per day. Anambra people, una well done o.

Damn Niggar... Opor

TrishaOvie:
Man.u Will do it baby just chill

They fxcked me up. Lolz

We meuve.....

Felabrity:
play what?

U3.5 sir.

I wish Man Unites could play under 3.5, means my millions is intact. Please Oluwa.

asihap:
. This is my contact information; 08060734750 or asiwehappy3@gmail.com

Acknowledged.

I wasn't surprised when i heard the incident. We are surely described as written below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.


May God help us.

budaatum:
Of course you can. Ask what you wish to know about me and I'll gladly tell you so long as it does not involve you peeping up my skirt.

At the bolded, i am highly disappointed. Never mind.

[quote author=brown3 post=107253988][/quote]You can't even quote accordingly. Pls calm down and learn.

brown3:
Why those useful idiot keep poking their eyes on Igbo affairs, while their land is been taken. Afonjas are so useless that why they are so scared to rule theirself.

Just imagine your English!! Pls, try further your education, it is necessary and stop embarrassing your tribesmen.

VickyELEFAN:
When are you going to take me abroad with you

Lolz, sorry it's the wrong guy. I only went abroad once for course, kindly sponsored by the ministry i worked for.

I have never used my money cos i don't have the resources, yet!!!!!

budaatum:
Exercise, of one sort or the other. A sign of hardwork more likely.

I have skinny legs. I grew up sitting on my ass reading a lot so my legs are okro legs. I hide them under trousers and would never wear a skirt. They don't stop me swimming though, but now they've grown rather weak. No good for running even, but they still walk for miles.

Op, I am so very jealous of your yam legs!

Can i know you more? Please!

Beckysexy:
My EX.

He literally bleeps like his life depends on it and he never get tired even though I let him play the role. Thank goodness my p***y is still very intact.
But I can't blame him though he said I'm sweeter than honey and it drives him crazy.

Na so your kpekus go take go relegation.

Yam legged lady... Na Igbo girls get that yam leg pass. I don't knw why, maybe it is because of excess vegetables.

They are dating the replacement's replacement because they have not seen the replacement replacement's replacement.

asihap:
Greetings house. I intend settling up a pharmaceutical outlet in Benin city and I need a supraintent pharmacist to issue me his or her license so that I can register it successfully. But I av not seen yet. though I'm not a pharmacist. If the house can link me up with any, I will b very greatfull. Thanks

DM me man.

STEAM indeed, una go see start H2O soon.