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There MAY come a time when the tugs will use the weapons and eliminate them.

Love is blind especially when the man is rich.

Yungwizzzy: where my father dey wen dis men dey hustle??

He dey drink palm wine under tree for village.

Privacy is number one reason for Muslims while security and others follow.

Greatest Lie of 2013.

Stop accusations and work, from what I sense in this interview, you may likely be the worst DG.

Acidosis: ...and after all these demands, they won't stop harrasing their female students... begging them for s£ x, frustrating their lives just because the dangling rod between their legs won't let them rest...

Lol, I heard they've upgraded. Our Nigerian lecturers do not beg ladies again o... They now enforce their intimate demands..
The girl get a lodge, she pays the cash for the hotel room and then call the Mr I-will-die-without-s£ .x-Nigerian ASUU lecturer to come over...

What a f00lish union of old shameless men..

Rather than cut off the stick between their legs so they can impact the knowledge our generation needs.. They go about pursuing girls around campus, slashing their scores so they can put their useless rod to use...

You guys should watch out for my up coming thread!
Its going to be raw! Bloody! I've declared war against these lecturers s£. xturers!

It will be an open platform for Nigerian students to publish the full names and details of Lecturers demanding s. ex from female students.

I was in one of these campuses few days ago.. and I heard about 3 different issues on the same subject matter.. Mind you, these are the same Men demanding endless demands from GEJ..

They want the money.. They want the s. £x.. But I'm going to show them Hell..

We are not all f00ls

I can't stop laughing, though you are 90% right.

The Govt should pls stop their salaries so as to show them pepe which may make them return soonest.

His name should enter the 'Guiness Book of Record' as the greatest liar in the world.

Governor Akpabio is really working.

The topic should be 'Importance of Make-up to ensure Romantic Sex' and should be followed by practical session.

[quote author=x-razzy]YOU GUYS SHOULD GET THE INSIDE STORY. PROF. KOLO WAS SET UP.... PART OF THE ONGOING OPERATION NORTH FOR NORTHERNERS[/quote]Why do you want to lump different issues because of ur self centeredness? If u don't have anything serious to say, its better u shut ur smelly mouth.

May the Almighty God protect you from all eviil and make you succeed in this course.

Omen100: Respect yourself, don't you know who is pawpaw?

...and so what if he knows who is he? Its you and your likes who don't have something doing that cares to know who is paw-paw or anything you call him.

ITbomb: https://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/sleep/sleeping-in-hammock.gif
Wake me up when we have the first 'Made in Nigeria' engine.

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That will be on the day of resurrection.

Can it be produced in commercial quantity, how many can be produced in a day/week/month?

Good for them cause they will be more popular and important.

Na yu sabi with ur glo wahala.

Sight of corrupt faces.

Far better than Johnathan's so-called New Universities.

There was worse one in Edo North during my service year.

Adex097: G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,
"Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. David,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, David Cameron
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, his
vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Ngozi iweala..
Sambo asked, “Ngozi, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Ngozi Iweala answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Ngozi iweala.
Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to
Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is David Cameron!!!!l...........

Funny you, that means : Birds of the same feather fly together.

Silence is the best answer to a f---l.

thelastPope: Please where did she blast Amaechi in the article? I have read and re-read it but cant find it...

May be you are also brain dead like her.

This is not an arrest, infact its misleading. Why reporting a mere joke between two power drunks?

This is not an arrest, indeed its a misleading story. Why reporting a mere joke between two power drunks?

This is just some part of the show they have started showing him.

confusion247: Unbelievable, if it was sultan of sokoto, he will invite buhari, Northern Elders Forum and Arewa Consultative Forum members to escort the guy to aso rock for amnesty.

This country would have been better if your mother aboted you.

Good move by the public, though police may soon release them.