₦airaland Forum

diddy4, you are right. I'll give her a call. If I don't bone her in 2 weeks, I am dropping whatever is left of our friendship. Being friends might be good enough for suckers, but it don't come close to cutting it for me.

The girls at my new job are soooo hot.
Its freakin insane. You have never seen girls sooo hot in your entire life.

Owambe is are those big Nigerian parties that are mainly associated with the Yorubas.

Since you don't know that, you must not be Nigerian. Lucky you!


Thats pretty awesome. I dance too. Like a fish out of water.

I would rather die. No one that has heard of nairaland is worthy to go on date with me. I am only interested in the untainted.

hello aloib.

Sorry, I can't be on you know what, I have been sooo busy lately. I barely have time for nairaland.

Well, I am off to bed. See you later.

Omg!! I have no idea what to say.

That better be from an owambe party.

Thats awesome. How did you make it?

Chxta, the irony of this thread is that your defense of Nigeria isn't much of a defense afterall. In fact, your defense actually does more to damage your point of view.

Make no mistake, when the revolution begins, people like you would be discarded. For the greater good, of course.

Hotstepper:
as far as am concerned, denzel ain't as cute as people hype him, am staying aug.4-7, leaving on da 7th

Thats awesome. What are you comming south to do?

Ok, I am 6 feet 2 inches. 150-160 pounds (depends on if 2fine4u is over giving me nightly work-outs )

Thats not what she said.

2fine4u, is that your phone?

Just kidding, I'll try and make time in my schedule to meet you. Are you comming in early or late august?

Thats awesome. I am not sure if I want to meet you though. I'll think about it.

As for my looks. . . I am 5 feet 2 inches. 240 pounds and they say I look like denzel.

Hotstepper:
why would u think because she gave you her number, she wants to have sex or be your g/f? she probably want a friend just like u want as well, dawg, when u've gat nuthing 2 say, simply SD4CKUP

I know what she wanted. So, while you are busy whining about friends e.t.c., I will take care of business. Of course, if I find a prettier girl before sunday, then I will forget about calling her.

Besides, let not get too far off topic. Should I call her or not?

2fine4u:
the fact that she gave u her number doesn't mean she wann@ hav sex wit u and it doesn't mean she wants u to spend on her. gosh girls spend on guys too, it's not always about takin a girl out nd buyin her stuff, noooo. it's about spendin time wit her, chattin/talkin wit her nd actually listenin to her when she tells u her probs_{not that she expects u to solve em}
neways, u can be tha formal dumbass you're that loses girls number nd don't call or u can be a sweetheart nd call her so that u two can work out how it's gonn@ be. geeeeeeez

I would think about it. I told her I was going to call the night I got her number, and it has now been over 2 nights since then.

Either way, I will see how I feel about this problem over the weekend.

As for all your listening to and talking to B.S., I don't care for any of that. All I can think about is she is really pretty and I won't mind adding that to my collection. So, spare me your romantic nonsense. hmmm. . . her body is perfect.

Omg!! Just thinking about her perfect body makes me want to call. I guess ill call her some time during the weekend. Besides, I need time to come up with an excuse for why I didn't call.

Either way, thanks for the advice 2fine4u.

Please, I need more information from other posters.

If you were in America, I would recommend you just ignore her.

But since you are in Nigeria, just wait till she starts nagging and then punch her int he mouth. I assure you, after the 3rd to 4th punch, the problem would resolve itself.

Note: I don't support beating of wives.

I met this really kool girl while I was outside at the movies. She is from Ghana. She is skinny, has long legs. . .blah blah. Pretty much the model type physic. Anyway we chatted a bit about Ghana and pop culture in general. After talking to her for 20 minutes or so, she offered me her number. At the time I was really excited since I don't have any real friends down here in Maryland State. But now that I have her number, I don't feel like calling. Its like getting the number was all I wanted. To actually use it is just not interesting to me.

Is there something wrong with me? And by the way, this is the not the first time I have gotten a number from a hot chick only to end up loosing it or forgetting to call. What should I do? Thanks for the advice.

Lastly, does the fact that she gave me her number mean she wants us to have sex? Now, don't get me wrong, I am not desperate. I will just like to know what I am getting into before I spend my money on a chick.

Zarah, tell are you around 17-21? If you are, I might know you. But tell me your age first before I jump into conclusions. And no, for the last time, I do not hate northerners.

Ogun

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg458821#msg458821 date=1151546708]Afeni, the girls here are not that cheap. Someone in NY should be desperate enough for a one-night stand with you so look around.

BabyMo, yeah i know what you mean. It's all good, girl[/quote]But baby I am soo tired. Its fine, thanks for the advice. I think I will just not get laid since you take upon yourself to frustrate me with your "wisdom". Next time you think you have something wise to say, please, don't share.

Ok, I see we have a pretty long list built up. Now, all those girls that are not easy, kindly remove yourself from the line. I am been really busy lately, and I will likely be busy for the rest of the summer, so I don't have to do anything romantic e.t.c. So, only easy girls please.

Thats too bad. Maybe you would believe in time. Either way, I am off to bed. Soooo sleeepy. Night.

Kadeejah, don't worry about, I was just kidding.

I look forward to reading your posts. Really, I am not lying. Really, I am not lying.

Hook me up quickly! I need to get laid before bed.

Labelle, we can chat 11 hours from now, or whenever you are avaible. I am heading out for the rest of the day. Peace and good luck.

YIM: afenipc

Why, is there something I should know?

madlawyer1:
let's turn the clock back a little, and look at the situation of things prior to colonisation. the hausa had a massive empire, and were on the verge of swallowing up what was left of the oyo empire and making the yoruba their vassals.
the bini generally ruled the south, and were on the verge of swallowing the autonomous collection of villages called the igbo.

The Yoruba's lost the Oyo kingdom capital that was located somewhere near Illorin and were forced to move down to the forest regions of Southern Nigeria (near Abeokuta). The flies in the southern region made it impossible for the invading Muslims to use their horses and once they tried to invade on foot, they got soundly defeated. Hence the reason why majority of southern Yorubas are christians or traditional worhsipers.

The land in all the Northern States are dirt cheap.